>buy crypto instead of PM's >walk into grocery store and shop for an organic beef as poorfags outside protest >approach checkout >emaciated woman rings up my item and gives me my total >"that will be $289,638 and 71 cents s-sir" >never takes her eyes off my 6oz organic beef burger patty I plan to grill later >seems like she might have been pretty before the collapse >"sure thing babe" >pull out my chainlink wallet >"heres 1/100th link, keep the change sweet tits. Just need the stores address" >she looks confused >says they dont take whatever that is, they only accept Fed Coin, USD since there is still a few months left to turn them in for Fed Coin, or Gold and Silver >try to argue with her >security comes and takes my beef away and kicks me out of the store >walk back in and demand to see the manager >start yelling at the woman and the manager who calls security again >"Excuse me, what is going on here?" >everyone stops, I turn around to see what silenced them >see a 6'2" gentlemen in a suit with a cart full of whiskey and steak packages driven by multiple young virgin women >"y-your eminence! this man here tried to buy his burger patty with something called..link I think? he is causing a scene..im so sorry" >the man in the suit chuckles as he looks at me >"Here you go fren" >tosses me a small weird looking dime, seems old >everyone in the rooms is wide eyed, manager looks at me >"shall I ring up your 6oz burger patty, our dear customer" he bows his head as the woman goes to the register >"Not so fast" speaks the well dressed man in the suit >I turn to him confused >"He needs to earn that Mercury Dime" he says with a twisted grin >the girls to his side giggle to each other
ayo hol' up *eats grape* lemme get dis straight *gets eaten in a soup* so you be sayin *enables echolocation* so you be sayin that we *sleeps upside down* hol up *eats banana* we finna be worth 2- ayo hold up *gets minted on 5 oz silver coin* lemme get dis straight so u be sayin *looks cutely at you* we be worth $200 now? *gets blamed for coronavirus* sheeeeiit *flies off to the moon*
