I deliberately caught COVID-19 so I could pass it to my dad with the purpose of inherit his money to buy Link
He died yesterday, I bought Link but I don't feel happy about it... Now I'm a 22 M orphan with the hope that a bag of 15k links will make me rich
I think I will need a psychiatrist
larp, covid isn't real
pls be larp, link isn't going anywhere
This, our digitals confirm
based but should have bought RSR
cringe
>killed the man who raised him and supported him
If you’re considering yourself a 22 y/o orphan and you just killed off your sole provider, you’re most definitely not gonna make it. Your father and all his forefathers will condemn you to a life of shit. Fucking loser.
pics or it didnt happen
>no dubs
covid confirmed real, schizos btfo
This is one of the most cringe stories i've ever read
Nigger you can’t actually be serious right I refuse to believe this is real
Weird. I put 10k usd into link at its ico. Now i'm a millionaire and i didn't have to kill my dad. Puc will be you in a few years after your mom marries a drug dealer and you lose your 15k gambling on shitcoins.
>one easy trick to ensure you make it
>parents HATE him!
You killed your dad for 15k
jump off a bridge
quality
Really fake, really gay
this is the retarded shit trumpists actually believe
>spacing
kys faggot zoomer. you don't belong here
>father only has 15k to pass down
Nothing of value was lost
it's real but most people just don't realize how many old and sick people there are
How does 15,000 dollars sound eoy
fuck off CIA, covid-19 is a scam and the CDC just admitted 94% of counted deaths were fake
Rapunzel: I can’t believe I did this. I can’t believe I did this. I CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THIS! Mother would be so furious. That’s okay, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her, right? Oh my gosh, this would kill her. THIS IS SO FUN! I am a horrible daughter, I’m going back. I am never going baaaccckkk! I am a despicable human being. WAHHOOOOO! Best day, ever!
underrated
I made the reddit spacing meme with a bunch of friends on discord. We always are looking for stuff to force and one time my friend was posting on reddit in a call and said 'he hates how reddit spaces sentences out when you clearly want to start a new line' and a friend nonchalantly said 'reddit spacing' and we all clocked at the same time and new this was gonna work. The great thing about this is is that at least for me and my friends, it's a great way to tell the sheep from the rest of them. You're a sheep and whenever you mention reddit spacing it makes my little cock hard. Ask me anything.
true story, corona virus is the common cold
You need a prison.
Can we not report this post to FBI etc? Sure it might be a LARP but, fuck you OP.
dude you just yeeted your own father
>repeatedly tell my immunocompromised mother if she keeps living how she is she's sure to catch coronavirus
>catches it
>spreads it to grandmother
>both of them fucking die
>inherit everything they've got
>richer than any of my friends
>and now more immeasurably alone than I could have ever fathomed
I told her every single day for months and she just laughed. She and my grandmother fucking joked and said I was just overworrying. Holy fucking shit I hate women.
Are you serious? I mean my boomer parents are exactly the same way so I believe you could be telling the truth. They really both died? When?
Last month.
buy link, rsr and yfv
I don't think it's illegal to murder someone via coughing on them lol. Didn't they recently decriminalise it when people purposely spread HIV?