/smg/ - Stock Market General

Make the Fed Great Again edition

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>Live Streams
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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
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>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Suggested books:
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Fuck NIGGERS

nth for nvda

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do you guys think the dump will continue until friday?

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Who here bought the fucking dip in AAPL and TSLA?

>tap tap tap PROFIT!!!
wtf bros? This timeline

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Silver please stop dumping

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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SHINIES! NOW!

yea

TSLAbros we must all band together and buy deep OTM calls. WE CAN SAVE MUSK. WE CAN SAVE HUMANITY

>Already positive again
You people make me sick

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This is getting tiresome.

>day 1: stock goes up a few dollars
>day 2: stock goes up a few dollars
>day 3: stock ends up losing value fast

I mean come on this is just getting annoying even with big name companies. They go up slowly only to lose a big chunk of value gained in the matter of minutes, that took hours and hours to gain.

BALD AND BANKRUPT KIDNAPPED IN ALBANIA

ELON MUSK CASHING OUT

ITS HAPPENING

>I didn’t have any more money left to buy the AAPL dip
guh

Kpop

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TQQQ IS DOWN 2.5% FROM OPEN THIS IS IT THE MARKET IS CRASHING BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Musk abandoned us and sold his shares

We are on our own

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>he didn't buy the rollback
YOU CAN'T OUTSMART THE MART

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yes

retards haven't figured out it's MUSK HIMSELF who's selling TSLA. 5 billion.

I PUSH MY TENDIES INTO MY MOUTH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

footfags to the gulags

stop bothering with trying to time it. buy AAPL wait a year and see how much money you made.

reminder that racism is not allowed outside of Zig Forums
also ROKU and SWBI

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build, back, better.

good night homie gs

ill just keep my gamestop calls all through christmas season LOOOOL when the zoom zooms are buying their consoles

who gives a fuck!

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>RUGPULL.EXE
Honestly though there's so much stuff happening in September and with election coming up the stock market literally cannot crash???? Or can it?

Can the institutions please pick up the dip of retail loosers? I hate people who take profits on a rising chart.

lock in your profits and wait for the next dip to re enter.

Morning dump to even is normal, but it scared the new women investors and they immediately dumped. Now that they're gone, we can go back up, so this dump was actually bullish

Did you buy the dip?

bought the RKT dip at 31.79. lets see if you nutsacks are right

>lower prices
Yeah, that's one way to put it

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Tell me right now why I shouldnt buy AAPL 150 october calls

If you're not buying the mother fucking dip right fucking now in TSLA and AAPL you're an idiot

Why didn't you pick up?

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nigger lol

5 billion to get reinvested back into the company so faggot boomer bears will shut the fuck up about running out of cash

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>Panic sell AMD
>It immediately goes back up and will probably hit new ATHs
I hate how much of a pussy I am

This market is too fucking stressful

damn, taxes on that are goinna be a bitch. what made you all those gains? tech calls?

bullishit

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SELL THIS SHIT IM OMGGG AAAAAHGGBVVBBBBDBDB

Sold my TQQQ to pick up QQQ LEAPS on the dip

Do it, you'll probably make a little. I have some 11 SEPT calls at 147.5. We'll see.

Fuck HD right in the ass. I want off Mr. Crab's wild ride.

Link to Bald getting kidnapped?

with calls you have to bother to time it, calls force you on a time deadline

What happened to her eyebrows?

>sell WKHS at $20
>wait until it hits $18.50
>buy back all my shares +5 more
Literally going to swing this every day until contract. Just give me those free shares boys.

Not even that much effort. Just bought and held leveraged tech ETFs from the bottom. yeah the IRS will love me. Good problem to have though *sip*

Retards keep piling like sardines into TQQQ. You deserve this.

Reminder when you sell TSLA you are selling humanity's future you fucking jews

Do I buy TSLA now? or can it get lower??

I want off jerome powel's wild ride

uhhh, bros?

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Going to go ride my bike for a couple hours. Hope GME reaches 7.7 by the time I come back. If not whatever, Ill just hold a couple extra days. Peace friends :D

>BoA price target for Tesla raised to $550
O BOBO
WHERE YOU AT BOBO
THIS DELUSION PUMP ISN'T DONE YET BOBO

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fucking robinhood takes days before money is settled to account

Fuck. I forgot I had cash In my Vanguard account. I didn't buy the bottom of TSLA hopefully it goes down further today but I might just cop a share real quick

>vix is down
>oil is down
>gold is down
>tesla is down
>apple is down

What is this movement called?

its called the anal fluster

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I had to set a 5% stop on tqqq because I have to work today like for real :^( also im only up 9% so I cant do a 10% stop wish me luck bros

I did the opposite and bought the dip.
My personal investment strategy is to stay away from luxury goods manufacturers during a recession and rely on companies that make shit for datacentres: AMD and nvidia is my tech exposure.

can you explain LEAPS and how to buy them? I'm too terrified of TQQQ (and thus have QQQ..), but LEAPS sound similar from doing some reading. How do I buy LEAPS with a broker?

Problem is the time between these dumps is erratic and getting really annoying. For smaller stocks they pump over a few weeks only to lose all that value in the matter of a single day. With bigger name stocks some of them gain massively only to lose some of its value rather quickly albeit they recover quicker unlike smaller name companies who usually keep losing value over a few days or get some random pump only to lose it the next day.

BOW DOWN TO ME I AM THE MARKET NOW

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>print more money
>Value of money goes up

It's OK because we're all doing it as a goof.

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the "crab until all is green again"

>Do I buy TSLA now?
Is water wet?

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precious metals about to take some heat

Green line being up big in premarket is always suspicious, best performance is when it's up a little and pumps the whole day

>he STILL isn't buying the rollback
Last chance to buy WMT under $147

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> lost $700 in the span of less than an hour
Still holding tho

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[spoiler]rug pull [/spoiler]

the tortoise is on the move again

I've heard this a couple of times but I have no idea what you mean. I get access to any funds I transfer immediately and anything I sell also becomes available immediately. Did you fuck up or something somewhere? Because I've literally never had a wait time unless I transfer money back to my bank.

This is the third round of bullshit I can remember and you haven't been right yet.

What are some interesting Chinese companies to invest in? I want to put some cash into China.

way too many stocktwit/redditfags in the past dozen threads. im out until next week when we have back to back red days

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Isn't WMT as overvalued as Apple and Tesla right now?

>stop on tqqq
You're setting a stop on the moon mission. Why you do this?

Baba or chinkdexes

>tfw bought the apple dip @ $129

>VIX green
>DXY green
>SPY green
Don't trust it bros.

>vix is down
>oil is down
>gold is down
>tesla is down
>apple is down
>What is this movement called?
It's called "Buy the dip!" movement.

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I had that exact modem!

>"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered.... I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.... The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs

triple that and you’re me buddy

>Sell WKHS at close
>Buy more next day at dip
The consistency is amazing

dollar is up

The best of the free life behind us now
And are the good times really over for good?

Are we rolling down hill
Like a snowball headed for Hell?
With no kind of chance
For the Flag or the Liberty Bell

Would rather lock in 5% realized gains today than risk losing money if it hits a dip too hard

BUY
EVERY
DIP

investopedia.com/terms/l/leaps.asp
Basically long dated options. You buy out 1-2 years out on the ticker you want, so you don't have to check every day whether you're up or not. Buy them on a red day (like this morning) and ride them out into the sun.

See you tomorrow morning. Bring your coffee /sip/.

Most brokers have a limit on your instant deposits. 3-5 days is standard waiting for cash to clear

Bros, why are all the tech stocks moving together?

Kikery. Short this fucker with everything you can

BUY FNGU DIP

Based anime poster. TSLA is literally the hopes and dreams of an entire generation of people and they will NOT allow it to go down. It's the future whether or not it turns a profit. It could post losses for 20 years and it wouldn't affect the price. TSLA is something you either buy now or regret forever.

I maxed out my trading account today buying calls and I am up massively fuck the rest man it's TSLA.

That show blew but the girls made up for it

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it isn't done dipping

Waiting for a dip to 19

When's the rugpull, bobofrens?

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BUY THE DIP

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>investopedia.com/terms/l/leaps.asp
Thank (You)

LEAPS are just long dated deep in the money option calls. They're called "LEAPS" cuz marketing to boomers. The idea is you want them cuz they have a very high delta and take a long time to expire thus are much less sensitive to changes in implied volatility and losses due to time decay. The upshot is the move similarly to the underlying, QQQ in this case, but give you a significant amount of leverage without the risk of margin call. If you believe in QQQ then LEAPS is the logical choice.

Just happened, eternal green from now on

That’s not him, he’s larping. The ratking has a distinct writing style and always types in all caps

Musk is the biggest Jew on the planet dude
You have to pay extra to activate the heated seats in your Tesla even though all of the tech is already there and you already paid for it. The worst part is he got away with it and now other car manufacturers are trying the same shit, Volkswagen is already planning on doing it. The consumer is going to get fucked thanks to his retarded cult.

when you have stacys and asian girls with crappy youtubes telling people to go all in on TQQQ, it can happen anytime

Jesus Christ that's a big tongue