SPY ATH Edition

16x-the-ATR-of-the-200-MA-user tried to warn us, why didn't we listen, /smg/? why didn't we listen?

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Depressing. New strategy will btfo me and friend if stock doesnt go up.

Any safe calls I can buy for like $30 profit? Just something for pennies, really.

Also lost 10k personal account on Disney puts. Buying more Disney puts btw.

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Ngmi

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Palantir is having and investor day on the 9th here is the link make sure to bookmark if you'r einterested in the IPO

palantir.events/PalantirInvestorDay

7% up. I think a pull rug is heading my way.

use the proper title ffs we are literally surviving on fucking baggie threads this has to be the top

GME 16 OCT 8.00 C 20 going pretty cool and up

What strategy?

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What about the chad who put all his money into TSLA?

Technology cannot be stopped.

>scares weak hands into selling RKT at $18
heh. Nothing personnel, kiddo

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Trading TESLA stock makes me anxious, giving me a hard time sleeping, its actively bad for my health. I started getting reflux from trading TESLA, no joke. It ruined my diet even.

I am out of this cursed stock. My health isn't worth the money.

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ELON YOU FAT SCHIZO FUCK!! MY PORTFOLIO IS DYING!! DO SOMETHING!!

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OOOOOOOOOooooOOOOooooo

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Buy TGTX

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>imagine risking lifesavings on meme stocks

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If I have $80 and I want to short Intel what puts should I buy

Too late to buy RKT?

Elon got what he was after with the share offering, he told you it was over valued months ago and you didn't listen

lmao just dont look at it

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First for SPY @ 360

He is just making his logo out of the stock price. Amazing marketing tactic. The guy is a genius.

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REMEMBER GUYS THE DOTCOM BUBBLE MADE A BUNCH OF LOSERS FILTHY RICH

THIS IS YOUR TIME TO GET RICH BEFORE EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL

If you mean earlier today that might have been me and I was just joshing around I'd never buy TSLA lol

Based user. Thanks for the reminder. That faggot thiel never loses.

lol at all the people who said TQQQ is better than VOO. I’m ultra comfy with VOO today.

>inb4 he tweets that it's still overvalued

just get both lol

Wirecard up 72%

>imagine not dying a peasant

Okay, which one of you retards accidently sold tesla at $88?

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TQQQ is up 40% from last month, the fuck are you on about?

low iq, holy shit

LOL noo

lol

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That just means the stock is going to split again.

>long dated spy calls
never felt so comfy

I'M TRYING BUT I ONLY HAVE $100 TO WORK WITH THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME REEEEEEEEEEE

I thought I had to divide by 4 because of the split

>all my gold stocks recovered
Glad goldbros didn't get shaken out by fiatjews.

how is this even allowed??

Dead cat bounce. Stock is still worthless.

>I think you're retarded, that doesn't necessarily speak to the age of your experience. Actually if you're not using limit buy yes I think youre new

In hindsight I could have done a market buy + set a retarded limit buy at $420.69 or something. The thing is I didn't think it would get anything lower than like $440 max and I didn't really care about the small difference incase I was wrong. I just wanted to grab it and go take care of errands.
Hindsight is always 2020

Isn't that same as someone who walked into a casino to gamble and came out with a billion dollars?

I'll buy the one with "FUN" in the name any day

Fun fact: When the fall/winter iphone,iwatch,and ipad buying sprees take flight no one will give two shits about the stock price or market cap. Both will fly to the heavens and make me epic green in the process. The iceing on the cake is when the virus strikes back. Sending Apple to 300 per by Christmas time.

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Who even made this. By this logic it doesnt really matter when you invest in stocks youll make big money according to the chart by just holding and doing any of the 3 strategies.

Also, not waiting 40 years to retire. Making it financially at 64+ is far tpo late imo

Why wouldn't it be retard

So what QQQ do I buy on DeGiro?

That needs to be updated with the March 23 lows and the subsequent V-shaped recovery. Looks like you can buy the top before every dip, and you'll still make it. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This board has been wack since the zoomers invaded.

>Up 3%
OH MY GOD x IS MOONING, IM LITERALLY RICH
>Down 2%
OH MY GOD THE MARKET IS CRASHING, GET OUT, IM FINANCIALLY RUUIINNEEEEED.

I hate Zoomers so much, man.

Would like to make a chart of this but am bummed out at the moment.

Maybe time to quit stocks as my emotion swings far too hard on whether it went up or down, ironic considering I'm not even all in.

I cashed out too early bros.

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I had a limit buy at $165 for TQQQ, saw apple and tesla plummet so I canceled the order.

It dipped to $164.50 just to bounce back up.

I memed myself out of riches again.

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>Who even made this. By this logic it doesnt really matter when you invest
That's exactly the point though. Time in the market beats timing the market.

Easy come, easy go. With VOO, I’ll never be posting any pink Wojaks. You guys definitely will.

That's the only reason why I bought apple desu

It'll pop some eventually at least.

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The problem is that everybody wants to get rich now not later

i wanna fuck tiffany

I just sold my TSLA so you guys better buy, its gonna go up.

I thought stock market's only for people who's already rich? There's always a casino if you are poor and want to get rich quick.

You’ll also never make it lol

Lads, sell RKT now or hold?

ANOTHER DUMP WHEN WILL IT END AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Youre that T and AMRN user arent you, I can tell by how you type.

There is no IPO it's getting just straight listed.

tsmc kevins rise up

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Zoomers think the market will get them rich

Same. I love a dumb whore

you get what i mean

> hasn't been getting rich this whole time

absolutely ngmi

>tfw got off of tesla's wild ride and bought more amazon
already feel less paranoid

Dumping or pumping I'm indifferent I make money either way.
Just gotta scalp some gamma and adjust vols

Yep I'm that guy

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yea

>Join us to hear from management and Palantirians around the world, who will discuss our business, platforms, customers, and operations.
>read that as Palestinians
I think i need to take a break from 4chins

my dad works for att and im a contractor for verizon. do you want me to ask him anything

Yeah I know that part the problem is. I do not want to wait until Im 64+. I could just not invest and the government will step in so old people dont go homeless and wahlah just like that I didnt waste my time investing over 40 years and instead tried getting rich immediately. If i succeed im free of wageslavery, if i fail 40 years of wagecucking and them the government steps in to help me (because im old). If i play the slow and steady like ur pic ill still be waging for 40 years maybe a few less.

Zig Forums is getting to your head i think

SP500 could reclaim chad status from CHADDAQ if it denied or delayed TSLA inclusion. Forget pink wojacks on this board. There'd be pink wojacks on CSNBC

Lol. Somehow ive picked up on ur writing style. How have you done since last year September? Up or down overall?

lol i got in at march.. Why do you think I am talking about me? I'm talking about the majority of people getting in are not following that infograph because they don't think long term