Phoneposting right now

Phoneposting right now.

My girlfriend is currently screaming at me because I won't sell my Chainlink. She wanted me to sell it at $18 but I told her I'm not selling until $1000. I'm trapped in our bedroom right now. Pretty sure she's throwing plates or something at the door but I've jammed the bed between the door and the wall so I'm pretty sure she won't be able to break through. She keeps saying $1000 will never happen and now that it's going down she keeps saying it's our last chance to sell before it goes to zero. Holy shit she's beating her head against the door now I think. What the fuck do I do?

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Get a time machine and stop yourself from telling her you own any Chainlink, pretty easy fix bud.

Your gf is right. Link is not the future, its not even the present. You just ride the wave but it will be sooner or later, cash out if you can

Why do you go on the internet and tell lies user?
>Gf
Suuuuuure

lol how many do you have?

well how many do you have?

if you have less than 1000, sell 5% and buy her some food or something

if you have more than 1000 sell 10%

also learn how to control your woman, OP

Talking to your woman about anything financial. Retard

Open your door, dropkick her then throw her out of your house. And in the future don't tell a single person about any of your finances or investments, not your girlfriend, your parents or your best friend.

Why the fuck is it her problem what you do with YOUR money? She's just a goldigging hoe. Dump her ass, hold the link, and then mog her with a lambo

This is bait, but if not you should not be with a person who acts like this. it'll never get better.

Gotta break up with her now. You dodged a bullet, user. Thank God you aren't married

Yeah man, no easy way to say this but she genuinely believes that your Linkies are hers. Don't be a cuck. YOUR linkies shouldn't even exist in her world. Sounds way too disingenuous for a loving relationship

Also this is coming from someone who hates Chainlink so make what you will of that

How many girlfriend coin to make it?

this. dont be an asshole and spend 0 dollars on her ever, take her out for fucking dinner or something, but also don't let her just talk down to you and let her control your financial decisions. explain why you need to keep it and me adamant while also throwing her a bone. youd be surprised how everything is a negotiation...

1. Grab a hammer or something blunt, open the door and smash her fucking skull in with it.
2. Roll her up in a rug or plastic.
3. Take her to a nearby volcano, incinerator or acid facility and dump her in.
4. Live happily ever after!

You have to break up with her my dude. Do like said and buy her some food. Tomorrow start planning your escape
I understand wanting your SO to know. Also told my gf about my linkies. She got super anxious after the pump and just told me she trusts me but doesn't want to know about the price anymore. Says she learned in her finance classes that most traders set an exit price but it's my money, etc
This chick breaking shit and injuring herself . . . man, it's sad but you have to ask yourself, "Do I really want to put up with this for the rest of my life." You know as well as I do that it's not a normal reaction OP

i dont get it why would it matter if you have or not

I have accumulated about 350k LINK since 2017. I am seriously not selling a single token until $1000, and even then I don’t think I’ll sell. The passive income would probably be several hundred thousand dollars a week. At that point, I'm not even sure if US dollar valuations will make sense anymore. I don’t think she understands the inter-generational wealth at play here. She’s still beating the door and crying.

Wait are you sure this isn’t just some hooker that you’re trying to cheat. Pay up man it’s not her fault you couldn’t last

some of you guys are beyond delusional. Several hundred thousand dollars a week?

>gf
that's a man

>passive income of 100k /week
I guess i might be on your gfs side on this one.
Greedy doesnt even cover it

brb selling all my stinkies

thanks for the heads up, shoeshine boi

Several hundred thousand dollars is a conservative estimate according to my models. This won't happen overnight, but it will happen. One day you will wake in the night and remember this.

when the screaming starts, the leaving starts

Nigger you're fucking stupid, ETH got to about 1300$ max and that was with 100 M coin. Chainlink is going to 1 billion coins. It never get to a 1000$ in your lifetime.

Break up with her.

If it happens I'll be sure to make a thread about being so wrong in a troll thread for sure

>girlfriend
>not instantly leaving this bitch
Beta as fuck

I still believe in bull run this month, this is a final shakeout. You could be waiting until next year for that price or longer but I still think triple digits is possible right this year.

are you the user who used to post ridiculous valuation estimates with pictures of a distinct looking whore with a huge brapper?

I can't phonepost the captchas aren't loading right

Honestly I think that's my only choice at this point. She woke me up in the middle of the night, a few nights ago, shaking me and shouting at me to sell Chainlink like a fucking lunatic.
When I met her, I thought she was the one, she was the most beautiful woman I had ever laid my eyes on, but now, in my mind, she has soured. I cannot look at her the same anymore. Now my problem is, as I am posting this, I am stuck inside a room with only one exit. She shouted that she is going to get an axe to break down the door. Holy shit I cannot believe this is happening right now.