>astro kitty looks like it's astrodomina now she aged fast, like a reverse asian now a fat flip with small tits Still, I'd let her kick me in the balls.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WOKE UP AND MY TQQQ IS DOWN 15% TO $147 ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAD HALF MY IRA AND MY ENTIRE ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT IN THIS SHIT WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK I LITERALLY BOUGTH APPLE CALLS 2 DAYS AGO AND NOW THEY ARE WORTH FUCKING GARBAGE IVE LOST THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OVERNIGHT WAHT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BOUGHT OPTIONS THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN MARCH FUCK THIS TRASH IM GIONG BACK TO BOOMER GARBAGE LIKE VANGUARD YOU FUCKING CUNTS FUCKING ZOOMERS AND MILLENNAILS RUIN EVERYTHING ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS HOLD AND NOT SELL LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS APPLE IS COMING OUT WITH NEW IPHONES IN A MONTH FUCK YOU FAGGOTS FUCK FUCK FUCK
Oliver Powell
And I'm also finally beating this fucking portfolio on a monthly basis for the first time. Still behind since the crash though
So realistically speaking how much money would you need to move a stock by a single percentage point? I want to know how big a hedge fund needs to be to move the market.
Zachary Hughes
Oh no
Leo Bennett
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Hahahah, you wish. It will stop when Tesla is $250 per share.
Jaxson Perez
>There are people in this very general holding $500 Tesla telling (You) how to invest your money. Always be wary, friends.
I went all in TSLA on tues. Literally ALL IN. Figured the split would see it rocket back to 2k/share. Now down bigly. Still going to hold on because it'll recover of course. The question is just: When? I figure this dump will last maybe 1 more day then we will return to normalcy on Mon.
Leo Morgan
I honestly believe you should stop the bleeding.
Christopher Gutierrez
No reason for it to go down though other than some people deciding to take profits. That's fine, let them. Others will see discounted shares and jump back in, and we'll go up again.
Camden Mitchell
Depends entirely on the volume of said stock and the market cap. Also moving it that much doesn't mean it stays where you put it for any length of time.
You DIDN'T had a stop loss going all in on ATH Tesla? You deserve what's about to happen. You do realize it will take at least a year for it to hit $500 again, yes?
Luke Kelly
Is there a formula anywhere I can use fren
Jack Fisher
Market is closed for Labor Day on Monday senpai
Jason Davis
Crash...? 10% drops? Sorry i'm all in oil and seeing continued slow and steady recovery gains, not too fast, just as I like it. Did something bad happen today with you kids and your computer stocks?
Owen Lee
Just hold.
t. TSLA veteran who fought in the $180 battle of '19.
Gavin Gray
It's going to 115 or lower tomorrow.
Wyatt Martinez
>You do realize it will take at least a year for it to hit $500 again, yes?
lol whats ur justification for that? TSLA literally went up nearly 6 fold in a time period of 6 months. You think it'll take a YEAR to see a 25% increase? Come on.
Easton Campbell
>He thought it was going to quintuple in value because of a split.
Enjoy your losses retard.
Caleb Taylor
500 bucks a share wasn’t normal, that run up wasn’t normal. The price right now is normal.
some real retards here today. look at the amount of replies to so obvious there are a bunch of retards seething here for just not buying tesla months or years ago, going apeshit over a little dip and going into a meltdown shouting "LOL RETARD LMAOOOOOO"
Caleb Bailey
>right now is normal It still has a lot of air beneath real prices.