/smg/ stonk market general

Crashing feet edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread

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i waited since march for today

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There are people in this very general holding $500 Tesla telling (You) how to invest your money. Always be wary, friends.

Those are my fiancees feet

All the good stocks are still 2x (at least) from March lows

>i bought the dip
>it kept dipping

and now we wait...

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tomorrow they will be even with march lows

ANY HUEFUCKS OUT HERE?

nothing like holding a portfolio of TQQQ, FNGU, TSLA, and AAPL and seeing a 12% loss in a single day. panic sold the FNGU.

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save this one for later

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When we sell it at 600 you’ll be the one crying and pinkwojaking while we get virgin Azn cutie3.14 puddi

I hope so

>astro kitty
patrician porn

How long am I going to be holding my TQQQ and FNGU bags?

Which of these should I dump tomorrow to average down on either of the above?
>NAIL
>GME
>WKHS

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congrats to the bobos who are now only down 60% after stepping off their own dick for the first decent down day since almost a month ago.

bull bros buy the dip? i think this move digests these levels a bit and possibly even down a bit more to trap some more bears before moving back up

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How big are your losses today?

strawpoll.me/20882564

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RH lists is lit as fuck. Worth the crash

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CNBC pirate stream?

that's why you diversify. today is not that bad of a day for me.

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

WHO will win /smg/?

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Today I made 1%
Not too bad

>astro kitty
looks like it's astrodomina now
she aged fast, like a reverse asian
now a fat flip with small tits
Still, I'd let her kick me in the balls.

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>TSLA still tanking AH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>He didn't sell into the post-split rally

You deserve to be poor for missing the painfully obvious 1200x P/E writing on the wall.

did /smg/ predict this?

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yes, user posted Tuesday. also TSLA to 275

Covered calls win again.

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Yes

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j-just dollar cost average into QQQ they said!

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WOKE UP AND MY TQQQ IS DOWN 15% TO $147 ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAD HALF MY IRA AND MY ENTIRE ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT IN THIS SHIT WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK I LITERALLY BOUGTH APPLE CALLS 2 DAYS AGO AND NOW THEY ARE WORTH FUCKING GARBAGE IVE LOST THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OVERNIGHT WAHT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BOUGHT OPTIONS THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN MARCH FUCK THIS TRASH IM GIONG BACK TO BOOMER GARBAGE LIKE VANGUARD YOU FUCKING CUNTS FUCKING ZOOMERS AND MILLENNAILS RUIN EVERYTHING ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS HOLD AND NOT SELL LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS APPLE IS COMING OUT WITH NEW IPHONES IN A MONTH FUCK YOU FAGGOTS FUCK FUCK FUCK

And I'm also finally beating this fucking portfolio on a monthly basis for the first time. Still behind since the crash though

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Green day tomorrow lads?

So realistically speaking how much money would you need to move a stock by a single percentage point? I want to know how big a hedge fund needs to be to move the market.

Oh no

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This is one of the biggest non-TSLA related whales I've seen in weeks.

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>listening to anything /smg/ says
>actually making serious financial decisions based off anything /smg/ says

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Hahahah, you wish. It will stop when Tesla is $250 per share.

>There are people in this very general holding $500 Tesla telling (You) how to invest your money. Always be wary, friends.

I went all in TSLA on tues. Literally ALL IN. Figured the split would see it rocket back to 2k/share. Now down bigly. Still going to hold on because it'll recover of course. The question is just: When? I figure this dump will last maybe 1 more day then we will return to normalcy on Mon.

I honestly believe you should stop the bleeding.

No reason for it to go down though other than some people deciding to take profits. That's fine, let them. Others will see discounted shares and jump back in, and we'll go up again.

Depends entirely on the volume of said stock and the market cap. Also moving it that much doesn't mean it stays where you put it for any length of time.

I can't tell if you're being serious..

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OK faggots GTFO its Gamestop Time
Barely even down, the Gamestopper Marches On

Ah, so you bought my shares?

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AAPL hit 120.00

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You DIDN'T had a stop loss going all in on ATH Tesla? You deserve what's about to happen. You do realize it will take at least a year for it to hit $500 again, yes?

Is there a formula anywhere I can use fren

Market is closed for Labor Day on Monday senpai

Crash...? 10% drops?
Sorry i'm all in oil and seeing continued slow and steady recovery gains, not too fast, just as I like it.
Did something bad happen today with you kids and your computer stocks?

Just hold.

t. TSLA veteran who fought in the $180 battle of '19.

It's going to 115 or lower tomorrow.

>You do realize it will take at least a year for it to hit $500 again, yes?

lol whats ur justification for that? TSLA literally went up nearly 6 fold in a time period of 6 months. You think it'll take a YEAR to see a 25% increase? Come on.

>He thought it was going to quintuple in value because of a split.

Enjoy your losses retard.

500 bucks a share wasn’t normal, that run up wasn’t normal. The price right now is normal.

oops...

we're going down, aren't we?

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Stop, I’m getting hard

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some real retards here today.
look at the amount of replies to so obvious there are a bunch of retards seething here for just not buying tesla months or years ago, going apeshit over a little dip and going into a meltdown shouting "LOL RETARD LMAOOOOOO"

>right now is normal
It still has a lot of air beneath real prices.

Yes. I made money.

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get a load of this cope.

Explain gamma squeeze to a brainlet pls

I don't think that's realistic. Market depth constantly changes. What is the case one hour may be drastically different the next.

Just because a stock WAS a price doesn’t mean it will go back.
Not saying TSLA won’t but that shouldn’t be your justification.

>aftermarket crashing

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yeah coping with my sick 200% gains.
the only cope here is you, shitbrain.

Thanks for trying bro

The hype is dead and everything is priced in

Lol

No.
Get bonked.

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Buy the dip
There is no bottom

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Months of hard work down the drain.

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>TSLA $391 AH
My new hobby will be reading Reddit investor stories hanging themselves after their first ever all-in.

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Ahhhhhh

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What happens if i put in a trade while restricted

You're so angry lol

Hey frens
I'm in the mood for some comfy boomer non-tech, slow consistent growth stocks
Any recs?

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It still has 2x the market cap of Toyota

YFRN

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I make that amount of money in 3/4 of a day. Get educated.

TESLACHADS WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The only stonk that grew today

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Please fuck yes, I want my favorite shares to be even cheaper when I buy more.

>LOOK AT ME

yeah look at you being a jackass because you have a small penis

just sit and hold you morons.
go look at other stonks for now

CARR

why get educated when you can yolo?

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>on monday

Denny was green today.