Catfish for sale - you pay shipping and hazmat fee

Ive started a catfish selling business during COVID and Ive grown these bad boys as big as the downstairs tub will allow. Ive already sold 3 and have these left. Any anons want some, I ship nationwide. I also have a few carp left in the upstairs bath if youre interested.

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How do they even grow in a tub? And why does the one on the right look dead?

how's the smell?

Idk, they havent grown in a week so i think theyre dine growing even though I keep feeding them buttered popcoen. The one on the right can be discounted if you want it. I cant say whether he is alive or notas im no Dr. But he's still for sale.
Smells bad enough. The carp upstairs stink more because the AC is broken up there and it nade the whole 2nd floor smell. You wanna buy any?

How much?

I want to buy two what price do you accept monero

Send me some link and I’ll take them all off your hands bro

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why in fuck would i want to buy catfish/carp when i can go outside and fish for one you dumb fuck?

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12.50 a piece, plus shipping and hazmat fee (fucking UPS). Or $30 in any erc20 token and i cover the other shit.

The movie theater i worked at closed and they had a bunch of buttered popcorn left over so I got it like you'd get a severance package. It only made sense to grow and sell fish with all that buttered popcorn. Ita a business

Are they alive? Interested in purchasing all.

This is animal abuse man

Yes

how much fur da floater

Thats awesome. the costs are . Which form of payment and i can start boxing them up. You want any carp?

No its not. Its a business enterprise. These fish grew this big and strong in my tub. Why would you even say that??

youre a fucking subhuman for letting them live in those conditions. fucking kill yourself

Get real. Fish love buttered popcorn and theyre in water. You want one? The other user might be buying them soon?

$12.50, shipping and hazmat fee or $30 any ERC20 token

i want the one that already went belly up, but i wont pay full price. how about 1 stinky for him?

They have water and friends to chill with dude. What more would fish need to be happy?

They can barely move and live a miserable life in a cramped small bathtub, how is that not abuse?

$10 each for all.

3 link and ill throw in a carp from the upstairs tub of your choice cuz i gotta get them outta here. They smell awful with no AC up there

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Interested. Post a timestamp and I'll take two

They grew this big so that I can sell them. You dont seem to understand. These fish need to be bought. Which ones do you want?

How's the taste?

Reported to ASPCA, at request Zig Forums will forfeit your IP address. Have fun.

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then buy them if you wanna save them. be the hero you want to see in the world

Where the fuck do you even live user?

Pretty looking carps you have there. Not that I want any, I have plenty of them where I live.

Look, ive already boxed them up foe shipping with airholes so they can breath. Whats your address?

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Can you shit one of these bad boys internationally?

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Looks legit.