>be girlfriend
>doesn't do a fucking thing and sleeps in til 11AM each day
>hey user
>so when are (((we))) gonna get rich from crypto
>(((WE)))
Be girlfriend
Kevin Ramirez
Camden Carter
No woman should be allowed to have anything of yours until she produces a child for you.
Sebastian Cruz
until she produces a son for you*
FTFY
Cameron Campbell
You suck your own cock?
Kevin Stewart
Pump and dump her
Alexander Cook
based
Michael Price
if she sucks and fucks your dick, yeah it's "we"
Camden Howard
holy based
Jaxon James
I wanted to do a US road trip with my gf using my crypto gains, does that count?
David Evans
based, you gotta put a ring on it
Nolan Allen
You expect her to put up with your ugly mug for free?
Oliver Reyes
Jason Gonzalez
Based
Jonathan Phillips
based
Dominic Young
Based (on what)
Zachary Garcia
Mine wanted to wait until marriage so we got married because fuck not having sex. Surprisingly it was not as good as I expected and despite agreeing to it prior to exchanging vows it looks like anal and inducing lactation are not very likely to happen now after she changed her tune to 'never happening'. She sleeps in jeans and never wears the vintage nylon gowns and chiffon babydolls I got, she sleeps 12-18 hours a day(basically the entire time I'm awake), doesn't even try to cook, trashes my apartment, has no income, and can't eat gluten without shitting herself so we have to eat out everyday from a shitty small selection of restaurants. Fortunately this og stinky never got a marriage license or signed shit together. I got tricked but it is a dangerous game she plays. One day she goes to get her haircut and comes back to a mostly empty apartment with a letter that reads
>you have until the lease ends. I'd suggest you find a job or another sucker before then
>with love, user
Already got a buddy in another city to crash with until I get settled into a luxury apartment downtown. I wait for steaking rewards to build up enough and buy a comfii little piece of land. Doesn't even need to be big, probably just going to get 10acres. I'm going to kill so many fucking turkeys, deer, ducks, hogs, and fish.
Elijah Johnson
based.
Bentley Johnson
based?
Jack Davis
Based user. I hope you find a trad wife. She really fucked up her chances.
Jaxson Torres
How is that based you fucking faggots? Imagine having to pay for a child
Christian Rogers
Damn bro get out of there and don't get with a woman you don't actually like and vibe with
Joshua James
Sounds like a prostitute
Chase Powell
Yes
Henry Adams
kek
Aaron Collins
alex?
Brandon Edwards
Checked
For free? If free entails me buying every coffee, meal, and outing. Yes, sure, free.
Thomas Long
>if she sucks and fucks your dick, yeah it's "we"
Nah bitch. If you're looking for simp bux, start an onlyfans.
Logan Cox
dam my gf made almost as much as my linkies did this year
Hudson Flores
Except it's going to $2
Isaiah Jenkins
10000 stack here
Ian Jackson
Based as fuck
Caleb Stewart
How do I hide my Crypto wealth from my GF? In my country once we have been living together for 2 years she’s entitled to 50% of my shit.
She knows I have some money in crypto, but I don’t think she has any idea how much, and also has no idea how any of it works
Lincoln Scott
How long until you kick her out, user?
Jordan Jenkins
>In my country once we have been living together for 2 years she’s entitled to 50% of my shit.
Daniel Moore
Monero.
Don't fall for any PsyOp articles that says it's traceable.
Matthew White
Alex? Wtf is that you?
Angel Lewis
how do you go about buying monero without being traced? buying local isn't an option for me and obviously you can't buy it from any exchanges. what do?
Jordan Ramirez
Don't give her the wallet addresses and she'll never be able to prove it
Lincoln Long
drop her at one year and 11 months