/smg/ Stock Market General

lower unemployment caused the dip edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
[YouTube] LBO LECTURE - KKR RJR NABISCO LBO (embed)

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
portfoliovisualizer.com
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

previously on SMG

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archive.is/i72RT
youtube.com/watch?v=-35ZDpMUcJM
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

1st for VIX

WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING DOWN AHHHHH

WE DID IT BOBOS

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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my UVXY calls are already up 25% lol

This is where the support is found right?

How do VIX futures even work? To lazy to read the prospectus

what kinds of option contracts are everyone buying in this fine dip?

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>tfw too tired dont want to scream

KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
>KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
KUDLOW SAYS 'WE CAN LIVE WITH' NOT GETTING A DEAL ON CORONAVIRUS RELIEF
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APOLOGIZE TO ME AND I MIGHT SHOW MERCY

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Anyone got that palantir info

nasdaq support is unironically 7,600 and possibly not even there

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as much as a hate tesla, this dip seems a bit bullish

Green IDs will make it whether they sell or hold, pink IDs will not make it.

This is fucked guys is there a bottom on this?...

Hey, on the bright side NIO is almost back to where it was before it's big run a week ago. You did sell at the top, right?

Well I guess since we up for months for no reason we can also go down for no reason

>not knowing the market is completely fraudulent
Imagine..

You guys think it's going to be another total stock market crash like march? Wondering If I should sell my real estate, got in at a really nice entry and it's just been grinding up slowly since but one good crash like march could take out all my gains

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read em and weep, bullfags

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*TING TING TING*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEHEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
FUCK MUMU

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unloaded jpm and gs.

TSLA is now 1915 per share if going by pre-split price

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=5eZaTksR6EU

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Sorry ratking, I will never doubt your mystic powers

In only down like 5k since yesterday still up 17k for the year I’m holding

STOP

STOPPPPPPL JUST STOPPPPPLLLLLPPPPP


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I never doubted you ratking

I wish that these were naked puts instead of verticals.

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Huh

Bros. I'm not feeling good. Where the fuck is the floor I'm getting close to cutting my losses

Yes goy.

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alright im actually losing money now.. wtf AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THIS POST'S LAST DIGIT IS HOW MANY % WE LOSE TODAY

WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING

ARE

THE

TESLAMARINES

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PROTEIN PILLS AND HELMET ON

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WHY DIDNT YOU FAGGOTS GIVE ME THE MEMO? PLM IS PUMPING CRAZY

No no my dude, real estate will SKYROCKET if it's the real crash

god I hope, what does the other color mean then? broke even?

Steady lads, remember your training.

sorry for buying into market guys, always goes red when i do.

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Support? There is no support

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I'm not even going to sell at this point

No. This summer bull run was built on fundamentally sound investment. The economy is hot hot hot right now and stocks only go up!!!!

>green id
>6666
Uh yeah lads I'm thinking I'm gonna fuckin make it

>S&P to fall to around 2920-2960 before recovering
Mark it down and thank me later

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>trusting anything right now
i don't think even WKHS can save us

There is no reason for it to be. Everything looks good on paper, this is probably just a correction for the inflated tech stocks and everything they brought up with their tide. Normal.

For fucks sake, I wanted to sell all my AAPL on Monday, but my fucking trading account still didn't adjust for the split correctly. I was waiting for it to update correctly the split then sell. Then this shit happens. Fuck iTrade.

looks like a small dip and will be resume by next week

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It's not even LUNCH yet FUCK

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since taking this screenshot its only gotten worse

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I'm so glad I sold everything yesterday premarket. This thing is getting out of hand. It's not a crash yet, but I wonder how long we can bleed like this.

WAKEY WAKEY BULLFAGS

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Good jobs numbers mean no stimulus 2. Fake ass clown market.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SELL SELL SELL
!ATTENTION!
DON'T HOLD
LAST WARNING

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HAHAHAHAHA

Feels good exiting most of my positions this week and getting vindicated on it not being a panic sell and also resisting fomoing into US tech. Shoeshine boys btfo

THE JEWS WONT LET ME DAY TRADE FUCCCCCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCK

STOP LOSSES TRIGGERED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1 month of TQQQ gains wiped out in 2 days

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sell the news

Waiting for the 3rd dip before I buy, finally going to learn my lesson.

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M A S S P A N I C

Pretty sure we already have a couple zoomer suicides under our belt

enjoy your glory days while you can bobo, the bulls will be back on top by eoy

WHAT QQQ PUTS ARE WE BUYING NIGS
just bought 10x QQQ 270p 9/4, i might buy some for next friday around 2pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Surprisingly accurate

> Fell for the TQQQ dead cat bounce

Just kill me please.

$200 loss isn't bad at all. You guys are pussies.

I don't get it.
Wasn't the August jobs report largely positive?

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>Your account is restricted from purchasing
thats new what happened?

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NO STIMULUS EVICTION CRISIS INCOMING

HOUSE MARKET CRASH

WE PRECIFYING THE SLAUGHTER

ft.com/content/75587aa6-1f1f-4e9d-b334-3ff866753fa2

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Are you the guy that was posting with 50k yesterday?

it needed to stay bad to get government gibs to pump the stock market

Finally the economy is doing great and the markets suck. I see NFLX and CHWY as the best bargains brewing but waiting until Tuesday.

poorfag daytrade limit?

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

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Jfc this is stupid

buy the dip

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SHLLbros...........

Bogs upset because he bought wrong.

Honk honk

my dudes
this is real
get out

bull run has been on NO VOLUME
the only way we continue growth is if the fed literally runs the market itself and buys individual company stocks from EVERYONE

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FUCK USD
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK J POWELL
AND FUCK JANNIES

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>HOUSE MARKET CRASH
I'll believe it when I see it

>sudden downward acceleration

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The vast majority of things are still WAY too high. SPY should be around 300 to even remotely be considered "fair."

Anyone else just leveraging with debit spreads

they're saving his ass

>WAIT A MINUTE WHAT ABOUT FREE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT OH NOOOOOOOO

The absolute state of the Free Market™

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Its a straw house. Situation is actually much worse.

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Half way there

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Good

Just hodl and hope for the best :)

Please try to contain your homeless bum-tier rambling.

I sold my SQQQ calls too early...

Ground control to Major Tom...

Yo can you guys, like, start buying Horse again?

CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON

Probably good faith violation. I'm 1 strike from being restricted too.

>the world's most important market indices operate exactly like shitcoins

THANKS FED

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>stonks up
HAHAHAHAH stonks always go up bearfags BTFO
>stonks down
HAHAHAHAH stonks wayyyy overvalued bear market real

>clsk low $7.80
Hahahhahahahhahahhahhaahha I FUCKING told you. How far down are you clsk bagholders? HOW FAR

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Holy shit this might actually be it

>Amazon
Why?! Why is it dumping?! There is no fucking reason for it to dump!

No, Idiot. Cut losses. Don't hold losers.

i don't really care if two weeks or a months of progress goes back on my years of buying
this is just another excellent dip to accumulate some more on..

Dow Jones 20k by eod.

Use everything you have learned these past few months bros. If you are buying the dip, buy in a little bit each day/week to hedge against it continuing to go down. VIX is high, so if you buy calls, you may lose a little to vega even if the market goes up.

Yknow, there’s a boy scout Hugh adventure camp called philmont and at this camp chipmunks are known as “mini-bears” and really, anything mammalian besides deer and mountain lions is known as a mini bear. I’d like to think of the rats ITT as little bears, crashing the market and giving me hueg gains in my reverse etf stocks.

Thank you, mini-bear. You have made my week.

>QQQ 3/2021 calls
Market can do whatever the fuck it wants right now I’m sitting nice and comfy.

Paywall

The housing market has crashed twice, the Fed keeps buying literally everything. It would take a literal unironic WWIII starting multi state sponsored bull rush to permanently crash housing.

I bought at 10.60 FML

Me too. Kind've annoyed about it.

cope

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I'm done. I just quit my job 2 days ago and decided to buy in today.
I'm gonna spend what remaining money i have and call tranny prozzies to spit roast me and kms.

Where's the TQQQ faithful now?
Come on, you're only down 30% in two days.

Cashbros, soon..

A

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biggest crash since 2000 if trips

keep changing that number with each thread. You said it was going to be green before open. Ronald Reagan tier astrology

I've been buying it all the way down, fren
I'm out of money :(

What moves should I take to profit from a crash?

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You really should have noticed the warnings:
Massive volatility
All markets moving at the same time up and down

It's all speculation

holy shit it's a total free fall

>paywall
pastebin it, faggot

this dump in the nasdaq is much more severe, and earlier, than yesterday. yesterday the TOTAL loss was 3.3%. today we are ALREADY down 4.58%. we could unironically hit a circuit breaker if this doesnt slow down

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I’m down so much on TQQQ

I sold all my stocks right now and ended up losing $650 total.

Feelsbadman

But I'm going to buy a shit load of cheapies when this finally bottoms out.

Excelsior!

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There was no reason for it to go up

Javashit
archive.is/i72RT

I was up so much on apple, now i'm $2 from breaking even this sucks

C L O S E

How has nobody pointed out that insane volume difference so far? This is going to be a big dip.

yep

No brother say it ain't so. I tried to tell them all
>clsk $7 next week
I was just a week early so nobody believed me. May your bagholding biceps be everstrong

yep, back to march or even worse i guess
i left the market tuesday lmao

There is no fucking reason for any of it to dump. It's kikes stealing your money for Mr. Goldstein.

tqqq should be no higher than 100. if you arnt selling now your gonna get fucked. take gains now.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
JEROME WHERE ARE YOU TURN ON THE PRINTERS
TURN ON THE BREAKERS
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING HELP

ROUND 2

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dubs? Soooo second biggest?

I REGRET GETTING NVDA AT 490

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D I A M O N D H A N D S

CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING?

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Uh... google is not responding. I'm getting actually worried now.

what do you call this pattern

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This is so fucking fun next 2 weeks will be great

I should have listened

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

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Wait

We are literally going to head into Great Depression 2.0 if we have another March crash. My only hope is that Orange Man pulls whatever strings he can to keep this shitboat afloat at least until November. C'mon dude, you want us to vote for you, right? I know you're reading this. Do something or I'm voting fuckin Andrew Yang.

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All you Zoomers will know pain

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Just bought SQQQ with no trailing stop set. It’s over

AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NIO FUCKING PUTS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE MAKING MONEY TODAY BRRRRTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

not seeing a link

TURN ON THE PRINTERS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>he fell for the big tech meme

fuck it, just bought VXX calls. lets see what happens

KEK whitey BTFO

I BOUGHT THE DIP TOO EARLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DONT HAVE ANY MORE MONEY TO BUY DIPS!!!!!! I WANT TO BUY MORE DIPS!!!!!!!!

get fucked every single one of you delusional bulltards
you deserve all of your losses

Shoulda sold them at a loss and bought spy puts with that money like I did.

Short something.

I’m down 21% on TQQQ. I’m not really sure if I sell and just take the loss, or hold and hope for the best

you have no idea what you're saying

this bull run has had an unprecedentedly LOW amount of volume
volume records to back to when you could barely speak, and there's never been anything like this at all
mother fucker, look at the entire run from 2008 on. volume has died
we are in a bubble that is more than a decade in the building

there is no blueprint or map for what is happening right now
there are no examples
september 2020 could live in infamy the way we THOUGHT march 2020 would

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I sold my high gains and I'm now holding everything else, ready to wait it out and buy cheapies.
Why is anyone panicking?

Quick give me all your money first!

We allowed the central bank (the fed) to first inflate, then deflate our equities, and now we may wake up homeless soon, just like Jefferson predicted.

>Bought 5 SQQQ 35c at open during the cat bounce
>up nearly 200%
>covering my losses

Feels comfy not being retarded for once

You guys may want to consider investing 5-10% in actual physical assets as all good investors should, but basically no one does.

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dont hold stocks, just here to laugh at you from Zig Forums

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Just fucking circuit breaker SPY fucking do it DO IT YOU FUCKING CUNT

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>SQQQ
its over

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Sooooo why is this happening? And don't give me that shit about "it's been going up now it has to go down"; of course it can go down a bit but this is a March level downturn without the catalyst of a global pandemic shocking everyone. What the fuck is going on??

What you haven't understood is we started the great depression 2.0 in march, and the entire bullrun this year has been printed money and cryptoshit tier speculation

I went full TQQQ last week. I’ve been blown the fuck out. Oh well nothing to do now but hold and try to buy more.

because it's fake

>tfw sold all my tech a few days away from the top and went all in RioCan

/comfy/

Yeah, I was up on AAPL too. Just about to go into the red at this point. Fuck it, I'm not selling as I won't be needing money from it for the next few years.

Can I buy puts on my entire portfolio?

Leveraged ETFs go down harder more extremely than they go up.

Why did I buy on Monday. Fml.

i almost feel like big tech sold off shit just to make him look bad after that tweet , a lot of them hate him

>there are people on /smg/ who don't have the bypass paywalls extension installed

We are witnessing the largest, most encompassing PnD scam in the history of economics.

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oh fuck what is even happening

WARNING
DON'T BUY
WARNING
DON'T BUY THE FALLING KNIFE

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Story time for you /smg/ (which used to be the Robinhood general in 2015):

5 years ago I came to Zig Forums for some fun and invested a little money based on what some random anons were saying. I spent $304.95 to buy 57 shares of AMD at $5.35. I wish I bought more obviously. I finally sold them yesterday at $83.23. I miss them already boys. Anyway, big thanks to that user who was shitposting about AMD five years ago. God bless you where ever you are.

Not all stories have a happy ending: I also bought 560 shares of GEVO @ $0.52 around that same time for a total of $291.20. It has since had TWO reverse 1 for 20 splits leaving me with 2 shares now and each share is worth $1.08. The total loss on that transaction is literally 99.24%. Fuck you to that user who was hyping Gevo.

I bought a bunch of HUSA at different times in 2015 and 2016. That has also recently performed a reverse split and the total loss on that holding is now at 82.23%.

And for you oldfags, do you remember the VHC my nigga memes? This user was saying how VHC had a lawsuit against Apple and it was going to be settled any day now and then the price would moon. Well that was my first transaction on Robinhood. I bought 17 shares of VHC at $5.88 and the lawsuit has gone on forever and Apple appears every decision. The most VHC has ever been worth in that time is $8.15 in October 2017. It is $5.36 right now and I am still holding. VHC my nigga indeed.

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it's not fake
look at it for yourself
run the nasdaq volume on monthly candles

the crash has begun.

Is it too late to buy puts?

I bought a porsche

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=-35ZDpMUcJM

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>over five more hours of this

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Deflation was first, now is inflation

based
the great Robinhood and Instagram thot dump of 2020

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same bro
i bought at 494 :(

There is always a downturn in September.

Checked

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yeah okay I'll just horde 10,000 gold ingots in my wagie rabbit hole studio apartment, plenty of space for it right

Have some bogtechno

youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ