Hello guys this is a general suicide thread. Here we will share the best fastest and most painless methods of kys.
Suicide general /sg/
Oliver Brooks
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Camden Reyes
remember to NOT jump from buildings or under trains, the chances of survival are suprisingly high and only cause problems for other people
if poorfag and dont have money for any pills/gases/guns, keep it simple and use a strong rope or even better - borrow a shit ton of money from shady people, spend it all on drugs and whores and then just either overdose or get killed by them
James Green
Best form of suicide is to just wait until you die
Jacob Cruz
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alexander Jackson
I planned killing myself with a helium tank once. got all the parts and even set it up, but I never went through with it.
Alexander Peterson
>Razor sharp rope
>Tie around head
>Super glue hands to head
>Jump from building
>Pull your own head off
>Dont forget to make a sign saying /PeaceBiz
Do it cool
Cooper Richardson
Based and honkpilled
Michael Parker
Fetanyl overdose. Quick, painless, go sleepy and don't feel a damn thing. Empire market is down I haven't been on in a while maybe Monopoly? I know where to get for the same reason.
Cameron Thompson
/sg/ on Zig Forums?
nice
Juan Hernandez
I was considering cutting my wrists and the bathtub, while bring drunk.
But the chances are I will regret it halfway through (like man others) and then end up trying to safe myself and everybody will see that I tried to kys which will lead to me wanting to kys even more. So I wanna do it right the first time
Aaron Turner
best way to suicide in terms of painlessness and success rate is shotgun to the head
Dominic Lewis
Small charcoal burner in an enclosed space and maybe some sleeping pills. CO poisoning is painless. That said, anyone seriously considering suicide should read “The Myth of Sisyphus” by Camus then hopefully reassess. Fortunes can change on a dime.
Camden Moore
Kek
Zachary Anderson
Damn is sg still a thing? Used to spend a lot of time there
I remember the Islamic state quizmaster
Christian Ramirez
just buy a motorcycle and drive like crazy. Fun way to die, and it will also look more like an accident so your family won't be too sad
>t. outlived my expectations by 2 years, gonna try again today
Ryan Gutierrez
remember that suicide tanks don't work anymore because the tanks are not pure helium anymore because too many people used them to kys themselves
Luke Clark
>step 1. Take 30 mg metoclopramide (another editor suggested 800 mg of Tagamet, as well).
>step 2. Wait 1 hour.
>step 3. Dissolve 15 – 25 g sodium nitrite in 50 ml municipal tap water.
>step 4. Drink the solution and relax on a bed, a couch, or a reclining chair.
All easily accessible and cheap.
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Jordan Hill
Imagine you kys and then you are reborn again and you have to relive your life again. An endless circle
Austin Lewis
Have things improved?
Thomas Bailey
If you die now you'll miss the great golden bull run of 2021.
Xavier Nelson
God is real. Heaven and Hell are real destinations. Do not commit suicide. Let Jesus heal you, he wants you to make it into heaven...he made it for you to enjoy
Do not deprive yourself of the beatific vision and separate yourself eternally from his love
Julian Carter
Nietzsche's dwarf
Lincoln Bennett
I genuinely wish I could have enough faith to believe: I think God exists but fear his indifference.
Liam Garcia
well the war is not over but things has been boring this year since the idlib offensive.
Good times like Dez or kweries will never come back
Juan Morales
Just get high all the time on weed. It’s awesome and it’s fun. You can grow your own for super cheap so who cares if you get addicted. It’s medicine for the soul and if nothing else mix with some alcohol and NUMB THAT SOUL NIGGA
Connor Miller
HAHA I FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO GET YOU ALT RIGHTERS JUSTED
Cooper Ward
You should merge this thread with stock market general. I think they'd appreciate it at the rate the market is crashing.
Matthew Watson
don't do it.
James Collins
God is not real and even if he was that means he’s already dead by now. There is no heaven or hell, we’re all just going to end up as worm food and that’s it. Don’t want to end up like that? Freeze yourself and hope that in the future they’ll fix you up. Worst case it doesn’t happen but you’re already dead so you’ve got nothing to lose.
Cameron Wilson
Jesus gave a response to someone who wanted to believe Mark 9:24. You will be forgiven if you believe Jesus alone for what he has done at Calvary. Watch the video user. youtube.com
Christian Brooks
Hes definitely not indifferent to your suffering or that of any of his children. He wants you to love him and find peace because that is why you were created. All humans were designed by him to know, love and serve him...this gives you the most complete sense of fulfillment and happiness.
It sounds gay but he loves you so much that he suffered brutal torture and death so that you could make it. He wants you to make it bro and he really cares about you. That doesn’t mean bad shit doesn’t happen but he’s always there for you
Gabriel Diaz
God is a selfish prick who made humans just do that they would obey him and disowned them when they didn’t. He doesn’t love anyone but himself.
Grayson Morgan
Not a fedora, I really want to believe. What is your strongest evidence fro Christianity?
Isaac Young
God created the universe out of nothing. Creating heaven and hell is nothing to an all powerful being that exists outside of time and space.
Do you honestly think the pathetic human brain can understand the greatest complexities of the universe?
Jack Walker
>fear his indifference
His indifference towards what, the world and people suffering?
Well, first of all, God granted us with free will, and that includes the right to believe in him or not. Now if he was to appear in the clouds in front of the whole world, you'd have no other option but to believe he's for real.
He's definately real though, but acts in a more personal and discrete way
As for people suffering, like children getting killed and whatnot. It honestly doesn't matter. This whole thing, this human life, is a test, an experience. MUCH more awaits us past this life, and where you end up going will be heavily influenced by what you did and how you treated others
Tyler Martinez
>disowned
He literally got tortured and murdered by Jews so Heaven could be reopened to the faithful
Ian Clark
Then who created God smartass? Does he also have a God he believes in?
Kayden Rivera
God is the unmoved mover which is why he is God. This is basic Thomism bro