/smg/ stock market general

Fuck you guys for getting cocky. Dip's not not over yet. Green Tuesday.

This has to be a dead cat bounce right?

...I really hope nobody is insane enough to hop onto this rollercoaster, after 5 straight months of hot air. What do you expect, SP500 4,000?

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shorty bros stand up

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When are stonks recovering?

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Relax guys

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my portfolio has never been this low

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I’m all in on SHLL and I’m still up 125% my original investment. I’m holding till the merger

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has to be a dead cat bounce

>trying to time the bottom

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Comfy bc I have a ton of PMs that will rise following the correction

TECH ALWAYS GOES UP THEY SAID

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>W-WE WERE JUST KIDDING! PLEASE STOP SELLING!!!!

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Bros...

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I'm comfy because I took profits on the 22nd.

ahem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

does this mean its going back down?

Sold everything on Monday, I'm just down on USO but it will bouce back eventually

>market explodes up
I feel nothing
>market melts down
I feel nothing

It's all so tiresome

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>CLSK
CLSK
>CLSK
CLSK
didn't some retard tell me clsk $15 this week when I said $7?

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>tfw you used fundamental analysis

cryin' yet zoomers?

NOOOOOOO MY WIFE IS GOING TO BE SO MAD AT ME FOR LOSING EVERYTHING THAT SHE WON'T EVEN LET ME WATCH HER FUCK JAMAL

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SON OF A BITCH

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You only had to wait for 16 years to be in profit if you bought the top

Next week bounce, then the real crash comes. This is only a preview.

I hurt myself todayyyy

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this crash is boring
we aren't even close to the circuit breakers

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>he fell for the bull flag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET DUMPED ON BULLKEKS BEARS ARE CUMMING TODAY AND YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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THIS HAS TO BE THE FUCKNG BOTTOM RIGHT?

>>tfw you used fundamental analysis
so basically you held cash kek

This is a very predictable rotation from covid winners to covid losers. If you position accordingly you'll do very well.

>lose money on puts as we go down
>lose money on calls as we go up

I must be retarded

SPY 300 EOM
QQQ 220 EOM

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH SQQQ

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Alright frens get your votes in.

Price of Tesla by eom.
strawpoll.me/20886206

Price of Apple by eom.
strawpoll.me/20886224

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$20k. What do I buy? Fuck index funds. Average down on Apple and Microsoft? Also, placed an order for 300 WKHS

Nigga unless you're announcing another few trillion dollars we ain't votin Trump. If you don't have anything nice to say then just don't say anything at all.

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THERE IS NO BOTTOM UNTIL 0 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

alright, very funny jerome. please stop your printing immediately so we can resume the domp

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Where the fuck is that TSLA Marine, did your loss order of 10% trigger.
CARRY MY HEAVY FUCKING BAGS NIGGER

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Give me more.
MORE.

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>be me
>Down 45%
>SHLO up 45% today and 79% for the week
>literally sold it the afternoon before the first big jump

How to kill self without upsetting family and friends?

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SQQQ EOD predictions?

fuck boomers and fuck their ponzi scheme.

Inverse ETF

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Wherever it breaks out I'm following the direction.

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This isn't gonna bottom today. Monday morning is gonna be a bloodbath.

Based Bobo dabbing on bullfags

MUMU ITS FOR YOU

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ANYONE KNOW WHY GNUS IS DOWN????

SHORTS???

Buying sqqq leaps

$100 EoD. Get into SQQQ now or stay poor.

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No Monday, wait for Tuesday

anyone else buying VXX calls just in case?

>Decided to double down on tech meme stocks since they were down 10% yesterday
>They're now down an additional 10%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think I saved the nasdaq by buying that put.

This, we're #ridinwithbiden.
Right, fellow comrades?

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Alright /smg/, remember to stay Zig Forums while you're making gains. Go for a jog, get some sun, it will help you to think more clearly and make better trades.

For tonight, we celebrate.

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Labor Day

Softbank are financial terrorists

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When is the bottom bros?

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Market crash day after Labor Dabor, get ready

Same.
Everyone who is glad that it stopped falling can thank me for buying puts at the bottom.

Time to triple down