You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

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he never cummed inside me

The stock is for his car company instead of his spaceship company.

Everything he owns is overpriced

He has a creepy smile.

he's a charlatan faux-messiah for s0ys

basically this.

Because its so overhyped and overvalued right now that shorting would be the smart thing to do, but I feel like that is more gambling than investing and I'm not a fan.

I do have a Tri Motor Cybertruck on order though. I was planning on using a little of my Link gains on it, but at this rate I might have to cancel and get my $100 deposit back for food.

Cuz spacex is commiting some kind of scam.

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thats a man

He's an unstable rich kid desperate for some kind of celebrity. I don't invest in self destructive wackos.

because at this points human on mars is already priced in

companies are private except tesla

1/1500 PE, sorry zoomer

his retarded GF is turning him into a lunatic

He's a bipolar schizo who watches anime

snake oil salesman cultist leader

I don't invest in ponzi scams

because modern warfare is of a type that wont be able to reverse the great depression thats coming meaning nobody will be able to afford to spend $40,000 on a car for the next 150 years.

Grimes

ding ding ding ding we have a winner

I am invested & I'm shitting blood rn

He’s a paid shill and a pedophile

femanon spotted

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This. Space is literally fake and gay.

We are Eskimo bros. He got some sloppy I had ten years ago before the wall hit her

take that to the bank and cash it broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Indeed fren. With all that technology, why can't he film an actual rocket landing. Because muh, something. If you want to go deeper, actually think about a rocket falling out of the sky and landing at a precise point on the earth. Amazing. What was the OP question again?

kek didn't elon cuck depp just recently

baldy wanker
thats maybe two, but whatever

>cant charge your new Tesla electric car by simply plugging it into the wall outlet inside your own garage at home
no thank you

I made a rule a long time ago never to invest in anything from Africa.

When I made the rule I was thinking about niggers but a rules a rule.

Because he's an obvious glowie project frontman leaking black budget tech so CIA and Mossad operatives can accumulate wealth that should go to the people.

Too many mainstream normies are already in on this

do you KNOW how much power those fuckers swallow? Plugging it into a standard socket won't do shit. But, they forgot to tell you that bit.

What am I supposed to be noticing here?

scam of the century

He smokes pot on video

you dont think space x is priced into tesla stock? Yikes.

He grabs the air and it pulls on his pants like theres a string attached

dude stop posting this bullshit. you can clearly see he slips his pinky into his pocket. fuck man. you guys need to take your meds you stupid fucking schizos.

why is that bitches hair stuck up with gel

Because God is real, but he has abandoned all of us.

That's what happens with hair in zero gravity

Ok explain them all then jew.

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No he's here it's not preacher.

I wouldn’t call it that. Depp married some whore and she went out and did whore things. It wasn’t like Elon pulled her and then smashed.

I'm already making 120 APY from yield farming so idgaf about other profits.