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>Previous thread:

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DIE QQQ DIE

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Afternoon rug pull imminent. Brace for the dump.

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first for anime

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WHEN WILL THE SUFFERING END

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CRASH IT

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So I’ve been trading nearly a month now. Finally convinced my wife to let me invest our savings as we save for a house (around 11k). I took about $6,000 and went all in on BLNK after their favorable earnings report. Not even 3 days later and I’m down $1000. I quickly pull out and decide to invest in a safer mainstream company. That fucking company was TSLA on the advice of a few anons. I am down around $1300 again. My question is there any legal recourse I can take against Elon musk for not warning shareholders of a massive dip. When BLNK shit the bed I had atleast 4 different law firms email me about a class action against BLNK. I signed up but all I keep getting are ads for stock market related tax prep.

IF SPY CAN GO DOWN THIS MUCH IT CAN GO UP THAT MUCH

This dump is going to be so comfy. My work just emailed me saying I can punch out at 2 for the long weekend too so I can watch this chaos on my couch without pretending to work :).
We are going to make it bear bros.

LAY ME DOOOOWNNN ON A BED OF ROOOSSEESSS

SIIIINNKKK MEEEE IN THE RIVVVEERRRR AT DAWWWWWN!!!!!!!

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oh, you think I’m gonna sell? LOL

just don't be a retard and pile on one stock.
good luck in court, you signed that risk agreement to your broker.

I hope you retards bought cruise lines.

AAAAAAA STOP DROPPING IM GOING BANKRUPT NO MOMMY PLEASE DONT PUT ON THE MASK MOMMY ILL BE GOOD FROM NOW ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Threadly Reminder: According to the Financial Times, SoftBank exercised an unprecedented amount of Call Options yesterday, and that was responsible for the selloff. Fishy that this happened right after Abe resigned. Also, SoftBank had been partially responsible for the huge Tech rally this summer with the sheer volume of buying they were doing

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Can we get another crash? Crashes are so comfy.

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>"he panic bought?"
DOMP EET

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Kek, you'll lose even more money in lawyers. You don't deserve to make it

Covid 19 was a gift from god to kill these boomers, and we stayed inside

sell you stupid asshole!!!!!! i just wanna make money!!!!!! i want it to crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Go do bareback with your bear bros

Should I buy puts despite the fact I only ever lost money buying those things

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Just had an IRL homeboy tap out on trading stocks, says it isn't for him.

Soul Status
Taken [X]
Not Taken [ ]

SQQQ Up or down next week?

oh my god source on this beautiful creature

Finally, someone finally understand

I have no idea what the fuck I am doing!

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Odd day. First time since march a serious dip has been followed up by another dip. I think this signals the end of the golden bullrun.

You'll never make it, and your wife will divorce you. Keep feeding smart money your dumb cash however.

ITS TIME TO DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUMP

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FUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHB

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No
Puts are a barrel of pain.
With calls you can just keep holding forever and it'll fix itself, but puts just get worse.

better tits than megan bitchell

>bogs used abe to crash it all
Who will they use next?

Fuck you faggot bears. I’ll keep buying and holding to the grave.

Back to his wage cage

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Neither do we. Just buy stonk, it go up.
Sometime down, but later more up.

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Shitty bait and you're retarded if you bought anything in tech during these horrendous bubbles. They can and will drop much more. Did you think covid would last forever? That market is forward looking and the chink cold is coming to an end.

Very suspicipus looks like the algos and hedgefunds knew ahead of time and rugpulled us. But if they were respnsible for pump we could go lower. Might be safer if i just dont buy anything right now.

no, we'll see a recovery after labor day, then another dip when the traders come off their hangovers and come to their senses.

shorting tesla ama

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b8 saw yesterday.

Who else trying to make money to get into general aviation? Flying seems like the true Zig Forums mans hobby.

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>bought APPL at the top instead of waiting
>nothing in TSLA, which is currently down 10% from the split
Should I buy TSLA?

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Numerals of truth market collapse 9/9

Whle chink cold is ending, tech will have value afterwards.

Just put 70% of my portfolio into RKT. Going to call it a day on that note and check back in next week.

let's get a few days of crab next week for IV to cool down so I can load up on calls

I thought we were recovering. We can't possibly go lower just based off panic selling, can we?

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ngl im getting some

>BIIITTTCONNNNEEEEEEEEECCCCTTTT
vibes

Not even a crash and we shake them out. Nice.

Get a bunch of friends and buy a plane then hire an instructor, way cheaper than doing flight school solo. A cessna is like 30k

On the brightside my profit from my $WMT calls I sold right before the dump the other day is still somewhat intact

>put most of it in AAPL calls and immediately lost $400

Get fucked salty faggot

nope. we headed to weimar 2.0 and then ww3

>interest rates basically 0 for the next 3 years
>human consumption steaming upward
>bitcoin regulations rolling out
>Trump re-elected

The bullrun hasn't even started, kid

BASED JAPAN

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here too. also made a bit off msft and amd shorting. not much from intc they've stayed a it stable.

18k soon

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Yes. The value they had before the cold, plus a little more. People are craving a return to normalcy. They want to be outside. Cruising. Flying. Shopping. Living. Keep buying tech stocks though idgaf

RSI on SPY's 30 second candles has bottomed out. BUY BUY BUY

massive panic selling is literally what causes crashes. smart money takes out their big positions first

QUIT BUYING THE DIP FAGGOTS YOU'RE RUINING MY PUTS REEEEEE

Don't sell just hold. It's not hard to understand

Lol what a Busch league crash This is nothing

based

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Calls seem safer if it dumps Tuesday I pretty sure I have atleast 5 mins to sell before the ahhhh

Wtf are we looking at

my QQQ puts are going to fuck me. what a joke. timing the absolute bottom with a put, lol. $1100 down the drain

Honestly yeah there's probably gonna be a airport boom soon.

I try to make money so I can shitpost on Zig Forums all day without my family annoying me about wagecucking. I don't care about anything else than sitting in front of my PC all day.

...is for faggots

Wait you can just teach yourself? I'd have never thought that was legal

user, you got the UTZ dip, right? Chips go better with dip! UTZ keepin me green today.

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why would them exercising call options cause a dip? if anything wouldnt that cause the price to go up since they are buying up supply?

Anime is the lifeblood of these threads.

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FUCK BOOMERS

WE CANT JUST KEEP LETTING THEM
DO THIS TO US

WKHS is the only green in my portfolio

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>hire an instructor

Am i dumb for buying intel and NVIDIA today?

whats IV?

I bought APPL and TSLA today

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What's everybody having for lunch? I'ma get one of them Capacolla grinders with the salt and vinegar chippies.

So I’ve been trading nearly a month now. Finally convinced my wife to let me invest our savings as we save for a house (around 11k). I took about $6,000 and went all in on BLNK after their favorable earnings report. Not even 3 days later and I’m down $1000. I quickly pull out and decide to invest in a safer mainstream company. That fucking company was TSLA on the advice of a few anons. I am down around $1300 again. My question is there any legal recourse I can take against Elon musk for not warning shareholders of a massive dip. When BLNK shit the bed I had atleast 4 different law firms email me about a class action against BLNK. I signed up but all I keep getting are ads for stock market related tax prep.

It will go lower. Just wait.

tewi

>if anything wouldnt that cause the price to go up since they are buying up supply
it did
and then they sold all the shares they were forced to buy

i bought apple but i'm never touching tesla

This is why circuit breakers exist, now

You're dumb for buying Intel.
It has shit leadership and will just die a slow death from now.

Is market just gonna crab for the next 3 months?

Not sure to sell off stocks and take less profit

or if its just the end of the week slump.

either way this is crappy for AMD. i was hoping they were gonna go higher.

im all hedged for next week and literally cant lose bros unless we crab or go down significantly but thats probably not gonna happen

My only green is jogger shoes.

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indeed

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it was funny the third time.

2 spicy McChickens. All I can afford.

Popeyes chicken and miller lite

WHAT THE FUCK

So, we broke the support on Nasdaq, right? What's next?

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

nice one, I laughed

yesterday
today is what's next

oh fuck

Cup o noodles

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Spicy or original?

Who raped you? Was it Elon? God damn fucking niggers.

nice pits

yes, it will only stop once acceptance sets in.

All in for next week

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there will be some ludicrous pumping in the next 6-9 months from speculation over their graphics card experiment but otherwise i agree

Spicy

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID HE TWEET THAT??????

Tim Apple

My gf looks at me just like that after we're done making love and I'm still inside her.

I got a 20% discount since I bought Jan and sold on Aug 31st

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Delusion from a bear.

lol your chart looks exactly like mine. mountain down followed by a big boner

sausage, tomato, cucumber, brine cheese, brown bread, boiled egg, wine

Who, what? Guessing Elon or Trump.

WKHS stands mighty and strong against the Lil' Zoomie dump army.

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based & spicy pilled. I like the popcorn shrimp from popeyes.

It's too dicey. I don't have a good feel. No buy signals on anything. Hold on airlines, surprisingly, and industrial metals like copper, nickel, platinum, palladium. Precious shinies are might hold support but it depends on the dollar.

Taco Bell and loli

CUP AND HANDLE

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keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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Black coffee and cigarettes

im never buying options again

Wkhs is still the best stock Zig Forums has shilled

>UTZ

Sour Green and Onion.

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believe in su bae

Tesla is green again

Kek.

Wait it is an American company I seen these all the time and I swear they were mexican

I'll hold SQQQ over the weekend and nobody can stop me.

Surely the rug pull is over.

Naturally

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I wonder how much he's actually down.

Going to flight school is stupid expensive, hiring an instructor for your flight hours is not as bad.

Oh shit, not again.

he's in on it

Aaaaaaaaand voila!
Just like that, the S&P will never, ever, for the rest of time itself, even dip its toe below 3400 again.

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Fucking faggot ass trip.
I'm saving room for dinner where I'm gonna grab and deep dish pizza and maybe some fresh canolis with the wife. Well top it off with a few bottles of wine and continue our horror movie marathon.

I don’t get it. What is making this stock do nothing and then jump 20% every 3 months

puts on DIS?

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Most people who aren't loaded do it via military but I think you have to sign a contract for a crazy amount of time, ten years or so

ditto for aapl

will TSLA ever go below $400 again?

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Mad lad

At semi decent support, I see (((them))) crabbing it a bit, maybe even going up. Followed by the biggest bogdanov you can dream down the road