/smg/ Stock Market General

Candy corn moonshine edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/yaoi/
omny.fm/shows/trish-intel

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:

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WE ARE NEVER FUCKING SELLING

ARE

THE

TESLAMARINES

AND

WE

ARE

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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ONLY dip buying chads are allowed to reply to this post

POWER HOUR FAGGOTS

POOOOOMP

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thinking about adding a qqq call but wow these are expensive

Workhorse Group

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shut the fuck up you fucking zoomer go back to listening to mumble rap.
original smg tesla buyers already retired and left long ago

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

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DOMP IT
Captcha Traffic lights and they were RED

RIP Bobo

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First for anime

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I bought a dip but I bought the wrong dip so I only broke even. Can I post?

REQUIRED VIEWING
>REQUIRED VIEWING

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SEETHING!

UVXY was dipping so I bought it, but it keeps dipping. I think i have made a big mistake.

S&P inclusion and Battery day soon brother. $600+ then Pluto.

AHHHHHHHH IM REEEECOOOOOOOOOOVERINGGGGGGGGGGG

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MSFT a good buy at 216?

Now 215... it's going down on "good" news?

So put on a spread

BOBO R U OK, R U OK, R U OK BOBO?

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>buy the dip
>it dips again

Ebin

my cum is seething over your face

Not gonna lie, today almost got me. At one moment I thought this was THE CRASH and powell abandoned us but held through.

OooooooooOooooOoooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooh

What news?

UVXY bro here. if your average is below $1.50 on those 35c 9/11 you'll be fine.

>wake up down 1000
>jerk off and go back to sleep
>flat

That was easy

"blow off top" on low volume

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So buy again. Buy. Every. Dip.

If market dumps Tuesday should I fully pull out?

twitter.com/PowerLunch/status/1301960485588414471

>back to where we were pro corona

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youtube.com/watch?v=uTPSoxqtnP0

Was able to hedge successfully. I'll be able to break even on tuesday and follow the trend hopefully the clown market continues

If I run a space heater on the same circuit as a fridge, will the fridge be affected? I ran my space heater for a bit and the stuff in the my fridge seemed less cold than usual.
I'm not sure if the fridge is on a dedicated circuit, the instructions on the breaker box are written in chicken scratch and vague.

who bought Tesla today like a boss?

My average price was $66 and I this was my first time buying more

thank you for sacrificing your energy

If WKHS ends the day above 19 I'm going to creampie my girlfriend tonight.

>it's bound to dump on tuesday because of this, right?

Dad works for USPS. We're ganna make it.

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Lads, thoughts on plus500 for options?

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Should I just surrender to clown world and buy? Time to become part of the circus?

No what the fuck. Dips over faggot. I loaded up on calls niggggaaaaaaaa. Stay poor nigger FAGGOT

Lmao at dumb bears!

I called it.

>muh "meme lines"
>If you can't do TA you're not a trading you're gambling

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I had told myself. But Apple at 112-115. Fuck!

I AM FINANCIALLY RECOOOVERIINNGGGG

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buy stocks through your banks web page retard

What should I buy right now

what the faq?

I want to trade options you fuck

TYBP

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Should’ve bought this morning, the more FUD and Bobo you see on /smg/, the more you know it’s time to buy.

>tfw bought calls near the bottom of the dip

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Buy back in to SPY calls today or Tuesday?

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>he sold off TQQQ last 2 days

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Powell, the slayer of bears and printer of money.

Thot index = sell
/smg/ bobo index = buy

>mfw you get crush't

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I’ll creampie mine tonight if AAPL hits 122

Took profits on TSLA today but if it isn't going to shit itself down in price then should I just reopen a position for the fuck of it

I'm waiting until Tuesday early morning dip. Weekend too long

>the first one is free
this is so true. I bought my first call on tesla on monday, made $888 in 30 minutes. since then I've gone 0/5 and lost $3500. i should have stuck with covered calls

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

unless you're already retired, DRIP any divvies you have for compounding interest. and if you invest in a company that has dividends, be sure its able to grow its dividend every year

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Excellent taste

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>green

Come over here Bobo

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first for I fucking love candy corn

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Bought some AAPL and NVDA at a discount today. Looking forward to a good weekend

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The new baby boom.

i don't think anybody here knows anything about WKHS but i think somebody out there does

>2 ES contracts from the re-test of today's bottom
>Recovery from here
If only you knew how easy it was to catch this

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>AAPL is green
Wtf I wanted to buy in today :(

Almost back in the green baby

I hope so I closed out of a couple of my lesser positions. Will buy back in in 2-3 weeks this covid bullshit isn’t over

They're saying virus deaths could double by end of the year. 2nd massive tech rally (aka Apple @ 300) in the works I hope.

buy oil fellas

Imagining bears losing $1000’s on their morning SPY puts gives me a big stiffy.

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lol I was down a few K today now I'm up over $1K wtf

I am 100% long, not a single cent waiting on the sidelines but I don't believe in this recovery. Correction is coming.

No, SQQQ must die

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I smell a dead cat.

MY FUCKING DICKKKKK

Holy Shit, will we finish Green today?

Can this book really help me make a better economy for me? I just want to boost my equity high, because it is currently diverse with derivatives
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NLjWJy5IXQU

Gonna fap to this later

>nhentai

I've lost money on my exxon even tho I made money from flipping Halliburton, mostly left oil except for said exxon shares

I smell cope.

Get with the times grandpa we already made our money and ran

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If I were to sell AAPL at 130 then buy it back at 115 a few days later, would that be free riding?

what's the reason for this then knowitalls?

WKHS is going to shoot up over $20 immediately in AH

It is. But it still pains me to think I could have done 8 percent today with Apple. I wanted to buy at 112.50

literally just split your money 6 ways and buy every 5% a good tech company you like drops. maximum position reached at -30%. you'll almost never actually reach a full position but that's fine. sell half at break even. otherwise hold, have some target of like 10-20% profit where you sell everything and wait for the next drop. only ever be long. keep an eye on fundamentals of the company, country, and world at large, for covid-tier or tradewar-tier events.

it's really not hard. it really isn't if you weren't such a pussy looking at 1m candles. if i just held my AMD from before the crash, and did literally nothing, i would have doubled my money by now, but i didn't. think about that. if i literally just hodl'd through the crash and didn't even buy cheapies, i would have doubled my money.

it's really not hard. just buy and hold. spread your money out through the dips don't go all in at once like a retard. pick good stocks with a strong economic moat. FAGMAANN is easy mode, avoid TSLA though. FAGTMAANN shouldnt be a thing.

(sorry was having difficulty finding the "real" general, these multiple threadpostings are outta control)

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Green September hmmmmm...

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I've made one of these before.
Do not use vodka or gin, and don't use whiskey either (unless it's bacardi or appleton).
These things taste amazing with chilled sake.

Wheres that user that said he would suck his own dick?

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THANK YOU BASED DOGGO

Double the ‘Rona deaths = Bullish outlook. More dead weight leaving the economy.

you see the volume today, zoomer?

I just want my calls executed.

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it is, still sucks to miss on gainz tho :(

I went from -11k to +500 right now

What the fuck lmao

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So what happens on monday?

Why is the US 10Y up so much and what does it mean?

POOMP HARD DOGGO

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If WKHS ends the day over $20 I will creampie my father's horse! If else I let him creampie me!!! Now THATS what I call hedging!

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you get the rope

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Is this what's called "the power hour"?

this is a sell signal

They both take tons of juice.

Neither will operate as well if on the same circuit.

Might be able to adjust the fridge temp, there's a dial by the lightbulb usually, but you'll probably blow the breaker even without that if you leave it.

Test the circuit breakers to see what goes off with each individual one flipped. Kitchen should have 2 separate breakers at least.

Just flip one off then use a lamp to see which plugs aren't working, if it isn't obvious.

My first reaction is this must be gross but I'm curious enough I may try it.
Also I want to say thanks for the ride WKHS but I'm gonna have to decline assignment again this week.

literally nothing

>DENN

its over

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nothing cuz market is closed

Are Bobos gonna kill themselves now?
I'm in the green today