*ting ting ting*

*ting ting ting*

*ahem*

Everyone, may I please have your attention! In precisely ten minutes I will make an extremely important announcement.

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checked and awaiting your announcement

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Oh? Do go on?

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we are eagerly waiting user

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I’ve been IP image banned. But I can assure you user I’m in my grandest attire.

Checked and approved

5 minutes to go gentlemen. Please make yourselves comfortable while we let everyone else file in.

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ah a gentleman's gathering? how wonderful!

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im all ears

Thankfully I appear to be in time for the announcement, I'll take a refreshment and relax before the event occurs

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Greetings m'lord checked and kek's blessings upon you.

Your microphones are live, sir.

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Speak, young chap!

I am here OP, awaiting your important message.

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On splendid! Please do fill us in with the jolly good news old chap!

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Gentlemen, my gracious thanks for your time. I’ve called us together to make one extremely important announcement, that I feel must be carried to the ends of the Earth:

>All women are whores.

Thank you very much.

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pretty based if you ask me

Crikey!

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B A S E D

Fucking based

Based

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Checked. I'm all ears, good sir

Absolutely based. Thank you very much sir

k

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unequivocally based

did i miss it

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CLEAN

IT

UP

JANNIE

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N

Indubitably based. Now, I do believe that we have made quite a mess in gathering together such a crowd in such a short amount of time; jan jan would you be a doll and discard my cigar for me?

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beautiful and touching, such a thought provoking speech... i am almost in tears

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right on lad

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can confirm
ur mom

I feel sublimated

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