Instead of lurking moar, I'd rather just be told sincerely and unironically how to turn $2,000 into a lifetime of cozy...

Instead of lurking moar, I'd rather just be told sincerely and unironically how to turn $2,000 into a lifetime of cozy, with enough information (resources if you like) that I could assess for myself.
Thank you, anons; appreciate it.

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Give it to me ! I'll make you real cozy

Buy yfv during this bloodbath dip, conservative estimates are for it to at least hit 100 in the short run

YFP, all in
DYOR

just wageslave for 50 years bro

First off, not a sole on Zig Forums knows how to do that. Secondly, if they did why would they tell a schmuck like you? Because you posted a picture of a frog?

Theres no such thing as free money idiot, you wouldn’t expect someone offering to give you free money to be legit yet you come here to this den of poorfags and pajeets and do exactly that. You are NGMI, and anybody telling you what to do is either 1) an idiot like yourself, 2) a scammer. Nobody gives away free alpha.

It's actually a real travesty and ABLEIST AND DISCRIMINATORY that I do not receive disability, user.
You see, I apparently have ADHD which is apparently a disorder even though for people with my IQ there's a valid argument it's just what you'd call "My brain works too fast for this shit, retard." But I accept it as a personal deficiency, of course!
The thing is just, no matter how hard I try...
I force myself to behave, and get a job. I TRY, user.
But then the first time a small-dicked, divorced, visibly miserable middle-aged man speaks to me in any manner other than with perfect respect, the old brainy-doo kicks in like,
"LOL! Haha, oh boy." And the jig is up; and I'm walking away, mirth mirth mirth, before any other part of my brain has a chance to kick in.
It's not that I think I'm better than anyone, user. It's not that I'm not WILLING to wageslave! By gosh. It's just...I don't know...if I could put a cap on this dignity, by golly I would! Just, try as I might - and they say my disorder is incurable, so that backs me up - the second I am treated with disrespect...I'm just like "Hahaha, as if!" Against all my higher-level impulses. What can I do?
It's been such a blessing since I've received this diagnosis, though. It's such a weight off! Because now when I am forced to start interviewing for jobs, and take any I am offered, to receive my NEETbucks...this time I can be honest. In the past, unaware that I had a legitimate condition, rather ascribing all my conflicts with society to a personality flaw, I felt compelled to play along and hide all of this - can you imagine?
I look forward to my government-mandated job interviews where I explain my incurable medical condition that means I am fundamentally, medically incapable of not laughing in someone's face and walking off the job right there and then the second they talk to me with anything other than the utmost respect.
God bless meritocracy, the welfare state, and - most of all - psychiatrists
o7 o7 o7

No but another >160 IQ person might help a nigga (sister) out like: "Okay this won't work unless you've got the chops; if you do, then...brethren?"
I just want to be spared the first few days/weeks of starting from the bottom. I know other high IQs (like, most I know) who don't wagie and just make money off whatevs. I just don't wanna contaminate real world relationships by coming to them with this.
If this doesn't work I guess I'll just wait until I'm totally sick of NEETing, then I'll figure it out for myself.
Or bypass desire for material wealth altogether...? Either way, it'll be hooray.

Start a business ya dummy.

But it in a bank and earn interest rates

you sound quite based user, you'll be fine. just figure it out by yourself, like we all did. i turned 6 btc into more than 100 over 3 years and no one ever told me how to do it. the people that act like they can show you how to do it are scammers so you actually don't want to be told, figure out your own way and it's gonna be the right way

Start researching crypto deeply, like 4h/d. Know how to code and code up some analytics. Then put your knowledge to work, again 4h/d.

I doubt you'll ever make it with $2k. I put in roughly $40k starting in early 2017 and now at $600k. But if you are smarter than me or work harder, you could

>he needs someone to explain it to him
>he thinks he's 160 iq
I bet you can't even calculate the percentage of the population that has an iq greater than 160

buy LEND before it turns into AAVE.

Thanks user. I'm a roastie who found Christ but can kid herself for long enough to sexwork-rustle up a few dozen $k if needed to get going. I really appreciate the direction. (Wanna type "Xx" but...4chinz etc)

like I haven't been screaming down the phone with gov-mandated psychiatrists about the statistical improbability that they're ever met anyone like me before, while they tell me than having quit a bottom-tier admin job to live off savings and practice meditation made me unwell in their eyes...

do you even schizo, bro?

oh and btw, it's a lot lower than you think even because of the different IQ distributions by sex.
This is why men are blessed with autism. Male privilege indeed!

fine fine fine i'll bite the bullet

You could try looking at existing problems in the world and buy accordingly for example banks need to hold billions in other countries Currency ie nostro vostro accounts just to avoid insane times and fees now what if a company could fix that?

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You knew I'd have to put in effort to decipher those acronyms, user. You KNEW it.

Yeah k this is what I was thinking but no confidence. Yeah K i'll do it. What platform would you recommend?

buy good camera & trypod & do only fans
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Well that's a shit opinion.
Whore yourself out for potentially thousands a night vs distribute pics to be circulated on the internet forever for..what is it, $50 max or something now?

What's the price of your grandkids never having seen your asshole penetrated for cash, user?

It’s kind of annoying that retards have made me feel gross saying it but xrp and ripple have some amazing milestones under there belt like sbi ripple asia it’s links to polysign and just the fact people with already top positions at other company’s joining like personally and this Again is my opinion through all my research I have been able to just be comfy comfy through the dips, fud, schizos and fake meme date because I truly believe buying upon value not price

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Post feminine penis along with sharpie in pooper and I'll tell you what the next 1000x is. That is my offer. Take it or leave it.

I can honestly admit that if I was a woman I’d use my assets so no hate or judgment on that

I'd rather not, I did it once and it was extremely upsetting but then to be honest being a wagey is too..
I feel like this, my mind is more important to me than my body. I don't like renting my body out, it's a violation; but to rent my mind out at a fraction of the cost? I feel like the only people who think that's clearly a better deal are NPCs

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Two things that picture was me. For the most my life I had no conclusion thoughts just observation then I was watching that 70s show and they had a inner monologue just the idea of that set of a domino effect in my brain and now it’s feels like my brain/life is beautiful I can feel information accumulate in me I can piece together information and understand to a point where I was a caveman and am now a iPhone and it’s truly amazing so I’m kind of tripped out how similar we are and
2. And honestly sex for a woman is probably so intimate that I couldn’t comprehend you literally give access to your body you open up your very being and im not saying it isn’t intimate for me but damn I couldn’t imagine the impact sex work would have now that I think of it more

Christ you are a delusional retard.

Probably try to get into some of these presale lotteries like ramp and go all in

>OP and his faggot blog

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But side note I would be a gigolo I’d just need to meet up with Jeff bezos’s
Ex with and be her sugar baby but I just find it easier than most to tune things out

Honestly user I've made so much progress interpersonally that I am highly skeptical a fellow could go through with it. I know I wouldn't lie to him, and that's what matters. Most guys I meet on dating apps these days - well, I gave up cos of this - just cry about how no one's ever known them so well before, when I've hardly spoken to them, so...
Not having to lie or pretend while they penetrate you is the killer.
If you can be honest about what you think and feel and they can hold eye contact with you while they do it...that's fine with me, honestly. Not that it should be for every woman by a long shot, but I'm not scared of being mentally outgunned by anyone insecure enough to be paying for pussy lol.

Genuinely would like to know what you think I'm delusional about? I always like to learn. I'd really appreciate an explanation. Thank you

Buy JPOW

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Here's how it works.

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When you stake your tokens (you only need 150 tokens or ~$175 worth to get a nice stake right now) you win the pool.

So hypothetically Chad can put $175 (150 tokens) in right now and make $4500 (4000 tokens) in just 24 hours when the voting period ends.