Oh! Hey user! Don't you remember me? We used to work together years ago...!
Haha I know right it's been soooo long, you look like you're doing well for yourself off of those internet coins, I always knew you were a catch ;)
Say... I know we didn't talk much back then and I kinda laughed at you when you asked me out that time but I had soooo much on my mind with uni and I was so young, but I always had a thing for you!
What's your reply user?
Are you older than 22?
I date women, not literal women (female)
“Interesting, let’s catch up over a drink.”
Then smash and keep her on the back burner whenever I need some late night drooling neck action.
... what does this even mean...?
If you know, you know.
I know. And fucking goddamn this place.
Ah... You've fallen for that trap shit!?
Dude... That's gay
This is one of the saddest larps i've ever seen OP
Shut up and post your reply faggot
Nah I love big natural milky udders too much (traps don't have those) I just understood exactly what he meant because I've been here too long.
he's into traps
I don't date white women
I start shitting and pissing my pants while shouting "MY LINKYS STAY SUPER STINKY 1000 EOY" then I'll Reeee in Increasing pitch until the thot is BTFO'd. Then I'll drink my chocolate milk in victory
>We used to work together years ago...!
I've had a job?
> You're a man.
Y-you fuck animals user...?
STORY TIME!!!!
don't forget the tendies and honey mussy
>women are animals
It's true.
>We used to work together years ago.
Impossible. I've never held down a job in my life.
"sorry, have no idea who you are"
proceed walking towards my lambo with a bigmac in my hand
"I have no idea who you are."
based
PLEASE FUCKING TAKE ME BACK!
get raped you insufferable cunt
damn this is based
Talk to me again and I'll get a restraining order you worthless cunt.
Shut the fuck up Bobbleheaded Bimbo Barbie Bitch.
Interesting hypothesis. Try to pump and dump her. Let her think she hit the jackpot. Then pump uturus full of seed
There's nothing gay about being attracted to trans women. It's actually more straight than being into straight women. Women today are masculinized and anti-feminine. They cuck, demean, and swindle the men who fall into their web. It's actually gay for dudes to like modern women. What kind of fag would want to be humiliated and submit to an angry feminist? But trans women? Trans women are feminine and actually WANT to be women. They want to serve their man. They want to make you a more masculine man. Plus, they know what it's like to actually be a man and so know what you want and need and feel. There's nothing more straight and manly than having sex with a trans woman, submitting her to your will. In the act, her womanhood is not acted upon, but is rather made by the act itself, made real in the very intention of truth as you make it. What can be more straight than that? Meanwhile, all the other normies are busy being bullied and cucked and robbed by the nasty natal-females.
Its okay bro we know you're gay and you want an excuse to like men.
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
>and I was so young
bitch you were 21 back then you weren't THAT young don't flatter yourself, you were 7 years past your prime I hit on you because there was nothing better
also why is an old hag talking to me, I think I just threw up a little, get the fuck out of my sight
Based
Mmm I'm not too sure user, toastie toasties are all to eager too claim rape to get a slice of your bank balance
Imagine deceiving yourself into believing this because you can't come to terms with the fact you're gay.
COPE in the highest degree.
So much based on this thread
this, she will claim rape then ask for an outrageous settlement sum
and all of this for an used up whore who's over 25 and has had over 25 dicks inside her