>finally make it with crypto in 2017
>living my life and finally meet a girl
>she becomes my gf
>get to the point of sex
>about to take her from behind
>her asshole is really really brown
>massive roastflaps
>smells bad
>cant get hard
I excused myself and I‘m hiding in the bathroom now
what do?
checked
sieg heil in front of her and say she's not welcome in your studio any longer
fuck her in the shower, spread some lotion for nice smell and close your eyes
You are supposed to have sex before you make her your gf idiot
only invest in cunny
If you want non bullshit advice you should actually just man up and tell her
Don't be an asshole (pun intended) about it and just tell her from a place of kindness
It will probably be awkward and you'll make her feel bad but at least she will take care with herself next time and you build a relationship around truth and open communication
And your sex life will be improved over the long run
Haha this never works.
>hey baby can we talk
>you know I care a lot about you
>it’s just that
>well it’s just that there might be a small problem... that I think we can fix!
>your asshole stinks, I don’t think you wipe good enough
>literally kills my boners
>also your pussy is gross
hit that shit with baby wipes
I know what you're up to
You should post a different pasta cause this one wasn't funny before.
I was banging this girl and she had a wart on her finger, I told her it's highly contagious and she needs to get it frozen off. She did not come back after that comment lmao
t. actual non virgin.
this guy knows.
She's a nigger? Gross
im tired of seeing this post
I've been there user, I fell for the BRAP memes and sniffed a girls butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now.
Help.
I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other women since it happened.
I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.
You just got a bad one
There are some assholes and pussies so delicious, you could kill for them. Dump this one and move on
The porn pussies definitely exist
She probably doesn't realize how bad ass smells from behind, which means shes likely not experienced.
Its no different from a guys asshole, all depends on how clean it is. Ideally she'd take a shower before sex or be clean already/have wiped good enough.
We all have those days where we didnt wipe good enough, probably what it was.
Based
>he fell for the 3d meme
>sniffed a girls butthole about a month ago
For the love of God, why????
You dont eat/smell ass unless shes cleaned and had an enema to prepare for it.
Like I said, its not different from a guys asshole, unless its been thoroughly cleaned in the shower and had an enema, its going to smell like...... ASS.
This is one thing that gays have over women, they are all aware of this and being "prepared/cleaned" is paramount. Otherwise its disgusting and turns people off.
how did she end up being your gf before seeing her roastie flaps? you didn't finger her, or do anything prior? just straight to gf status?
anyway, you just need to end it. brown assholes are a really bad sign. worse than the roastie flaps imo. it means she doesn't take care of herself, and that could be disastrous down the line.
what do you expect retard? it just smells like regular SHIT
but how can you be so disgusted by shit? yeah it smells bad and tastes bad but like verybody needs to shit, are you underage?
but maybe its for the better... now you can devote all your time and energy in the pursuit of knowledge instead of chasing literally ass
kek yeah this
It’s very shocking to know people don’t shower before they fuck
man up and fuck it, this is your only chance for sex user, get out there and fuck that arbys mess until it bleeds.
Make her join you in the shower, drop a casual comment how you love good smelling coochy, do her right there .
Invest in a bidet. Fucking stupid burgers.
How did people even have sex before showers
they just fucked and ignored the piss and shit smell
when everything stinks nothing stinks
Viagra
Invest some of that crypto in Sildenafil.
Literally the most alpha answer in this thread
Literally the most beta interpretation and execution
Have her suck your dick then dump her. There is nothing worse than a girl with an ugly pussy. NOTHING.
Libido actually disables the part of your brain that finds stuff disgusting. Thats way porn addicts get into more and more degenerate shit.