*ahem* Excuse me, gentilemen. Sorry to interrupt your business, but I have a very important announcement. Would you all please take your seats in the auditorium, the announcement will be in exactly ten minutes. Tendies will be provided for your refreshment while you wait for the announcement to commence. Thank you, and I'll see you in there.
*ahem* Excuse me, gentilemen. Sorry to interrupt your business, but I have a very important announcement...
Jackson Torres
Christian Torres
Carter Peterson
Oh finally, look like i made it JUST in time
Is there still caviar snacks in the back?
Connor Cruz
It stinks like shit in here.
Juan Cox
Fuck you. I'm setting up a tomato booth so people can throw them at you for 1 LINK / dozen.
Noah Harris
Looking forward to your announcement, fine gentleman
Camden Perez
This had better be good.
Lincoln Hernandez
Let’s hope this doesn’t turn out to be another pajeet scam thread
Hudson Nguyen
oh hello. yes i just wanted to go to bed. no no sir, no problem.
Daniel Gonzalez
L
Jonathan Gutierrez
One moment my good sir. We are just awaiting my companions. They only dally a minute or two.
Jackson Gutierrez
Gentlemen, the announcement will be in exactly 5 minutes. Trust me, this is going to be a game-charger.
Logan Mitchell
Adam Richardson
Sorry for the delay! I'm working as fast as I can, sir!
Eli Hall
lets hope so
Kayden Clark
sir my lulu is getting harder
Jonathan Taylor
Gentlemen. We appear to be low in numbers tonight. I'll wait 10 more minutes for more of our associates to arrive. I would hate for anyone to miss this.
Julian James
Sorry, I'm a bit late. Was doing urgent business.
Michael James
Deliver already. I got places to be tonight
Ethan Jackson
sneed
Jaxon Bennett
now it must be REALLY fucking good
i just took another glass of champagne from the fine bar sir
Grayson Davis
Sorry I'm late gentlemen. What do you think this conference will be about? I hope our honorable guest tells gives us some guidance on the Jewish Question, not since 1939 have we had much movement in that department.
Carter Williams
heh
Liam Foster
Got my front row seat, hi anons, how was the traffic?
Levi Campbell
Grabbing a beer. This better be the next real x1000000000000 announcement.
Parker Butler
I'm just here for the tendies.
Brody Murphy
Wait goddamn it, looking for a seat
Andrew Wright
Desperately waiting...
Brayden Green
Yes same here. bowel movements is acting up
Connor Smith
Oh I don't know, but maybe something with different letters ?
Blake Fisher
I heard today's announce was going to be great gentlemen.
Josiah Hughes
Hatsune Miku
Jacob Mitchell
Don't disappoint
Justin Richardson
heh
Samuel Walker
Same clown left us all waiting forever last night for a "special announcement" that never came. If you suckers need me I'll be at the strip bar getting loaded and barebacking some questionable ladies.
Jonathan Rodriguez
oi bruv, get on wit it, fookin hell
David Williams
Gentlemen, thank you for you patience.
And now, the announcement...
Easton Perez
Hold it, my good lad. Let me take a seat first.
David Bell
phew, just in time
Henry Adams
i have arrived. please commence with it. i only have a few minutes before my hourly coom session
Wyatt Myers
>22278448
IM SO READYYYYYY SIR!
Caleb Lewis
nice, got here just in time for this important event
Evan Murphy
I can’t wait to hear the big news
Oliver Gonzalez
Steve, lock the doors!
They locked? Right.
Gentlement. This is a hold up. Put all your stinkies in the fucking bag RIGHT NOW and no one gets hurt!
Mason Harris
*listening intensely
Nathaniel Bell
Just in time!
Juan Scott
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY LINKIESSSSSSSS
Carter Adams
Alright, if you really want them, OP
You mean THESE LINKIES?!
Caleb Davis
But... but...
Jackson Roberts
Come and take them!
Jack Young
Too bad for you, I have no stinkies! Tough luck, old chum.
Carter Campbell
Ack OP’s... accomplice... taking my... linkies
Jaxson Smith
>Blocks your path
Jose King
NOOOOOOOOOO
Nathaniel Hernandez
RUN RUN RUN
Elijah Parker
FUCK OP
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK FEMALES
FUCK PAJEETS
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK JANNIES
Brody Bailey
NOOOOOOOOO
Kevin Evans
wtf man
Colton Gonzalez
Can't take what i sold before dip
Ryder Campbell
My disappointment is immeasurable.
Jackson Martin
NOOOOOOO
Josiah Reed
Based. Fuck OP