Gentlemen

Another 2008-style crash is coming. We're having a huge economic slump over the next years.

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How do I profit off this?

You just gotta short da market :——D it’s basigally betting the number go down :——D free munny

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crypto will fly to the moon then

One thread is omg bullrun starting get ready for massive gains. Other thread: everything will crash im 1000% sell everything apocalyps is coming.

Just shut the fuck up with your baseless predictions.

is it gonna be CDO's and CDS's or some other overleveraged derivative

how deluded, it's almost cute

But both will be true.

Remember to never trust Zig Forums. There are constant threads about STA which is a literal scam and many anos who literally profit off telling people to buy right when the dump starts happening so their losses aren't so great (and it amps a little bit so they have more time to sell). Don't trust anyone here on Zig Forums, always do your own research. Never trust anons here on this board.

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lol conventional wisdom is that a crash/downturn is coming. that means it's already priced in. whatever the average pleb believes, invest like the opposite will occur.

so it's going to be dog shit wrapped in cat shit?

No matter what platform you're on I've learned to do the exact opposite of what the majority say.

people don't really know what's coming to them.

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Crash already happened Bobo, if you missed out on 50% discounts on stocks in march/April you fucked up

>he thinks this is the end
Yeah, good job being a retard.

Imagine thinking donald Trumps admin would ever allow a crash during election period

>Thinking the deep state won't crash the market just to get Hillary 2 in

Dca the dips

I saw this movie last night and didn't understand it. Can someone explain to me what a mortgage bond is?

Short the housing market

Just look at the jenga blocks and you'll understand
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>Imagine thinking donald Trumps admin would ever allow a crash during election period
He doesn't have a choice.

It is a high-IQ only film, user.

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Can you explain to me then?

>Can you explain to me then?
People speculated way too much and got greedy. 2008 happened. End of discussion.

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Stick to shitcoins, faggot.

Based and contrarian pilled

BIS Basel II regulation made it illegal for investment banks to reduce exposure to mortgages. This caused a housing bubble which the movie tries to blame on the existence of derivatives. aka socialist propaganda

Deluded bear will be taught a lesson in about 5 hours. Please short with all you have.

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why? because of a fake virus used to try and overthrow trump? dont think so

yeah congrats, retard. Every coin is looking pink.

>why? because of a fake virus used to try and overthrow trump? dont think so
No. These have only taken the already crumbling american economy off the edge.

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