Live with my bro

>live with my bro
>bro has a job making 85k
>getting a job soon for 85k too
>going to combine income under one roof
>share one car
>share one pot of pasta

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>share fleshlights
Gay

Gonna share a bed too, gayboy?

That's actually pretty based user, now make sure you both invest so you make it in 5 years, before you end up sharing pussy

Sharing each other’s assholes

>share one pot of pasta

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this is basically how you guarantee making it.
Become a Dink, but without a woman who will piss it all away.

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So you live as a ccucke

>share butthole

Absolutely based. Just don't let any women in the house and you'll make it. It's nice that you're bros, you can just get each other off in the meantime.

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Also share one car
L m a o how beta can you be

>Share anal cavities

>make enough money to not be poor
>pretend to be poor anyway
>gonna make_it.exe
>gets hit by bus
Perhaps enjoy your life a tiny bit, user. There’s no guarantee you’ll be around forever. Pasta is ridiculously cheap. You can afford your own bowl.

>share one pot of pasta
>t. 5th gen italian-american family
Fuck that's comfy. I like to make pasta when one of my little bros comes to visit, but unfortunately we're all in different cities so it's not too often
Happy for you OP

Based brother bro. People without brothers can't relate

based
what would be even more based is if your father had set you and your brother up for future success by buying you both homes so that you can establish the next generation without going into debt.

Gay

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>yolo: the post
ngmi

Living with my bro was the best. Did it for 4 months during quarantine before he shipped out to the Navy and it was the best time of my life. No one is more compatible, never had an argument, never had to discuss who cooks/shops or what to make/buy. Put on music and we both love it. I have friends but I would literally rather have one bro than any number of even the closest mates

Says so much about the state of Americans that they see brothers living together as gay.

Should get a second car though otherwise it will cause arguments.

ngenjoyi

Extremely based.

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>No one is more compatible
>I have friends but I would literally rather have one bro than any number of even the closest mates
These so much. Actually my brother is the only person I can hang put with for longer than 2 days without getting pissed.

>We gunna be wagies and acoomulate
Gay!
Just be me and make it while fucking slant eye gook pussy.

what is the job.

how to get qt korean gf? post instructions pls.

TOP KEK FPBP

software engineer. I forgot to add that my bro works from home and I will too.