I have 20k in cash

what the fuck do i do with this

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larp

Buy heroin

20k dollar i use to wipe my ass

you should do the same

Exchange it for something of value!

If you think 20k is a lot of money, put it in the bank. If you don't think 20k is a lot of money, then yes you've come to the wrong place.

no seriously i do but idk what to do its like a useless amount of money i can't actually do anything substantial with

Who the fuck carries around that much in cash other than drug dealers?

do you think it would fit in your ass.

Buy gold

uhh yeah haha

Don’t put it in the fucking bank. Cash is the last bastion of financial privacy.

If you’re not declaring it to the irs you can only waste it, unfortunately. Maybe just go to Vegas and fuck escorts for a few days. Hire a lambo, get some coke.

Pay for my roof replacement and siding and gutters.

ou, you have a paper.

Could have sworn I heard someone say my name

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This
Hire some coke
Fuck a lambo
And drive around on some hooker

buy cars with cash and sell them to wash the money

once its all in your bank buy bitbean

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Go all in defi. After all we are all just trying to make it. Stakenet later 2 dex is an off chain solution to network congestion. Basically it’s uniswap for all chains not just tokens. Think btc/link pair. Fees go to nodes that run the decentralized orderbook.

ill trade you my bitcoin for it

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Friend, listen to me. I also had big drug money once. Open a vanguard account & put the contrib. limit in ira/taxed advantaged accounts & invest the rest in low-cost index funds.

20k now will make u a millionaire in a couple decades.

Be smart. Don't be dumb.

post a google image to Zig Forums

buy something you really wanted, invest the rest, golden bull run is up the corner might as well ride it up senpai

put it in the bank faggot.
You did earn it legally right?

you know the government will know if you buy a car with cash, right? Its' exactly what they look for with money laundering

this sounds stupid as shit
thats the thing there really isn't anything in this price range worth blowing it on, i feel like there is no use for money in 1500-100k range literally nothing worth buying

that's nonsense. You could buy
>guns
>a trailer
>some land
>farming implements
etc
tons of uses for money
also
>hookers
>coke
>drugs

i live in the city the only thing on that list i can buy is drugs and hookers both are overpriced for what they do

so gtfo the city bruh
save that money for when you leave the rat race
just shove it in the mattress at this point

I'd change it out to not $1 and organize it for starts.

put it all in xrp, some long haired weird creepy lookign cringe of a zoomer on the youtube claims its gonna go up to 100000 per coin everyday, so id trust that long haired cringe and put it all in xrp lol

Contact crypto sellers on localbitcoins and find one willing to meet you in a busy starbucks or something and wants cash.
He send you the crypto you verify it arrived you give him the cash like in a movie and get out.
Put the btc in various shitcoins.

buy a honda

Buy 2 bitcoin

Just spend on food?

buy land

Roll it up as tight as you can. Make sure you put rubber bands on it so it stays like that. Spit on it. Shove it as far up your ass as humanly possible.

OP I do what you (apparently) do and I put it all in crypto, in fact I have been doing this for years now and no issues with IRS or anything else, you're really not going to have a problem as long as you do smallish amounts at a time and don't cash out.
Of course 20k in crypto right now prob isn't enough to make it this bullrun, but it'll be a damn good start. And if you're going to continue to get more cash, just put it there.

Burn it for heat because its about to be worthless.

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That's a ton of sushi