What are some haircuts that would make people think 'this guy is probably a millionaire', Zig Forums? Is there a specific look you'd want to sport if you ever make it?
Richfag Haircuts
Jason Adams
Chase Jackson
If you're actually rich, you probably sport a conservative hair, less your image, but mine.
Jose Martinez
Hitler youth undercut is always going to be a thing until I go bald
Brandon White
Yeah the 'the dude' look. Long hair, pyama all day.
If you have real money you don't give a fuck about those wage cuck hope-my-boss-thinks-i-am-a-high-potential looks.
Eli Reed
I need a capilar transplant, I’m 24 and balding. Started balding at 18
Isaiah Jackson
I roll the nickels. The game is mine.
Jace Reed
The number one way to tell if someone is wealthy is their teeth
Austin Rivera
Lol this is north Indian pajeet or random trailertrash in california lmao
Joshua Hernandez
Lol this haircut ain't it. This look like a minimum wage Jos A bank worker that tries hard.
Jack Morgan
that's not a rich person haircut you retarded nigger. that's a mid/late 20s $40k/yr sales faggot haircut. go look at the board of directors of a F500 company.
Connor Evans
I work with these guys (I'm the janitor). The younglings look like this.
Gabriel Martinez
Same. Need to get an FUE for my corners at 26 FML
Jaxon Gray
but uglier (no homo)
Samuel Butler
A janitor for rich guys, eh? How much you make?
Jaxson Stewart
Gay
Lincoln Morales
From what I've seen, looks != financial success, you can be broke as shit but have good fashion sense, and you can be a billionaire and dress like Zuck
Henry Brown
haircut doesn't say much about how wealthy you are imo. Just get a clean haircut that suits you.
I don't get why you would want to show other people that you're very wealthy though. Don't get me wrong, I dress well, but one of the great things about being rich is not having to give a fuck about impressing other people. If you want to get girls then just buy nice simple high quality clothes that fit you well, no need to "dress rich". Dressing like your average inheritance fag will just attract boring gold digging whores and some more interesting girls will avoid you.
Liam Young
William Baker
Extremely based
Isaac Fisher
This. The richest fags i know dont dress up at all. Socks in sandals, long hair , look like homeless.
Kevin Walker
Hey shut the fuck up. We have nothing to prove and fuckin DELETE THIS NOW
Kevin Kelly
When it comes to richfag haircuts, it's about attention to detail, and sticking within the confines of a classic haircut.
If you have clashing design elements in your hairstyle or transitions that aren't natural/smooth you look like a poorfag. Rules of classic hairstyles are violated with the high on the top trend of today, and haircuts look very unnatural and not very high class.
Jake Gyllenhaal is a great example of hairstyles. He has had short, medium, and long hair and you can see that there's a lot of attention to detail without any clashing elements of style.
Parker Howard
BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
William Thomas
jesus, how can you fit so much faggotry in one post
Joseph Mitchell
I’m full bald
John Scott
Why would you want other people to think you are a millionaire?
Andrew Bailey
its over for you
Brandon Young
Depending on the shape of your skull that can be very bad.
Landon Bell
long unkempt, unwashed hair. literally in knots and long enough to get caught in your asscheeks.
Eli Gutierrez
just ran this through my machine learning AI. These were the top results for haircuts most correlated with wealth
Matthew Price
everybody on the DMG team has a nice haircut
Camden Perez
haircuts is always about maintenance and getting your shit trimmed every 2 weeks
Nicholas Collins
Just try to guess my net worth.
John Ortiz
Was about to post him. Literally my quarantine look
Dylan Robinson
$27