I can teach you how to be so good at sex that the girl will fall in love with you

Have tried not being a fat fuck and maybe grooming yourself properly.

This board is for dudes who are trying to make money. Not get laid. GTFO

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Sounds gay

How do I stop hitting her cervix? 7.5" and it's annoying I just want normal.

Checked. Once you and her are in a comfortable location alone, that is when you get close to her as you are talking. Touch her in subtle ways and once she is comfortable enough and you've built up tension, go for a kiss. When you are making out start rubbing her body. First her shoulders and arms, then her waist and thigs, then get more intimate and grab her butt and tits. When she is really getting into it start rubbing her pussy over her pants and put her hand on your cock over your pants. She should by highly aroused at this point, thats when you want to take off your shirt. She will either take hers off or you take it off after, while you are making out. Make out some more and then take off her bra. Rub her tits and her nipples, keep it smooth and fluid while you are doing all this. After a few minutes unbuckle her pants or slide your hand into her pants. Grab her panties and pull them up towards her belly button so it gives her pussy a wedgie. The whole point is to tease her pussy and get her dripping wet. Next dip a finger into her pussy to feel how wet she is, she should be soaking. Start playing with her clit until she orgasms. Once she orgasms, sink your finger into her pussy and start rubbing her G spot. Do this until she orgasms again. At this point you both should be in your underwear or fully nude. Since she has already came twice you can now fuck her face or go straight into the pussy.

Every time I do this the girl says im the best shes ever had and basically falls in love with me. Girls never come really let alone 3+ times in one session. Use this power with great responsibility anons.

Just be yourself

Checked again. I feel you brother I have similar issues. If you get them to orgasm through the clit and G spot before dicking them down their pussy canal will be more open for you and the cervix is actually the next orgasm spot after that. In Tantric practice this is known as the three gates. 1. clit 2. g spot 3. cervix. Hit them in that order and youll be fine.

Holy fuck I laughed! Things that never happened

I can assure you this is nothing but factual

I figured out how to make my dick 12 inches long

by folding it in half.

ok but how can I make money off of this?

Don't worry about this person, they are such an incel they can't conceive of a non-incel way of life.

You could get them to buy you things or give you money for your 'investments'. As long as you fuck them good they will do just about anything. ( I do not condone manipulation of women they deserve our utmost respect)

Prove you’re white, pajeet

so, basically your advice is normal sex, wow thanks bro, such a secret trick

This user is spot on accurate + lick / nibble their ear and dirty talk in their ear too. Ive had tinder sluts say i have “the perfect dick” Or that theyre addicted to me. No lie

Do have any tips for how to stop hurting girls with my giant cock? I’m about 10.5 inches

Lolololol sounds like you’ve only had six like 5 times in your life. Dude I just take my dick rip her clothes off then stick my dick in every hole and fuck the shit out of her until I bust. And guess what she says “ I thought you were gonna break me!!”

chekd, /leg sexy id

Based non incel

I'm of European blood faggot

Most guys having sex these days is cumming in their pants or having sex for a few minutes while the girl lays there. This will set you apart and its way more fun for both.

Yes kissing biting the neck is great, ear lobes, collar bone.

If you are that big user just stretch them out. Go slow at first and make sure they are super wet, they will feel pain in the beginning but it will turn into pleasure especially if you fuck them regularly.

I used to fuck my ex multiple times every day. She would beg for it lol. You sound like a degenerate.

Confirmed pajeet

Seethe more

Lol these guys know. Once she orgasms she’ll be annoying and won’t leave your side

I know must guys don't know how to fuck these days but you can't just come and say this shit and hope everyone praises you for that, as I said before, is just fucking normal sex.

>Tease
>foreplay
>make her orgasm 2-3 times
>cum

is not that hard and obviously not a fucking secret advice to teach, what are you? 17?

sure you're really proud don't you

>not starting off with some drinks
>not moving onward to some innocent weed
>not slipping some molly into her drink
>not giving her coke later
>not popping viagra so you mortal kombat fatality flawless victory her vag

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im not fat all, actually the opposite, a skinny stick and ugly as sin.

Sigh. But user, I cum fast in a minute w/ my 4.5 incher. My failures have made me nervous and I can't enjoy sex. After bunch of failed relationships (poor at sex and just general indifference to relationships in general) and now being in my early 30's, I realized maybe I am not meant to enjoy sex like everyone does. I want to, but I guess it wasn't meant for me.

That's good you're enjoying yourself user. Cherish it. You're on a board of seething frustrated men. It's not fun feeling like a failure with women. Not fun at all.

>hope everyone praises you for that
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I bet you aint even semen retention

I like the cut of your gib