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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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Why the fuck does this general get split up so much

>GME
GME
>GME
GME
>GME
GME
>GME
and the funny thing is if the short squeeze works out, no one loses if they FOMO in before the real squeeze.
Coinflip on Q2 earnings results tomorrow after close.

seekingalpha.com/article/4372597-gamestop-short-squeeze-part-iii-atop-caldera

short wkhs now

first for black thursday

im killng myslef

there's no split, this is the thread

FUCK T*SLA

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So QQQ up or down? TQQQ moves too erratically. Thinking i shouldve gone with something else ive been watching.

>Coinflip on Q2 earnings results tomorrow a
My money is on Cohen

Have we hit the bottom for TSLA?

0-4 I average down AMD now
5-9 I wait until it drops below $78
dubs: I buy MSFT instead and keep AMD as is

lets go

FUCK YOU FOR SHILLING GME!

*when you have some chipotle after you blaze*
I FEEL A BIG POOP COMING ON
Also, DUDE, did you know that 210 is half of 420? #MathDay #WinkyFace #YOLO

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Something in my room smells like shit and it's not a constant smell but every few minutes a whiff of shit will stroll past my nose

I want a real crash. This shit is unbearable.

This. I don't want smgniggers to make money.

Battery Day will save us Teslabros

Thanks for GME insight bros. Hoping we all make it with Micheal Burry.

Literally forming a teacup. Horsies are going to $25, faggot.

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And just like that it goes back up to $400

Why would you not just write a bot/ use some github code to track and automatically copy all the trades some successful hedgefunds/institutional investor does?

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Your daily reminder that teens are a patricians choice.

>Whatever's LEGAL in your country.

Throughout mankind's history it has always been natural for the man to be older and his partner to be younger. Who doesn't want a virgin wife?

It's modern day feminist bullshit that your partner to be the same age as you.
>Why?
Power dynamics always exist in relationships (i.e. there is always somebody who wears the pants in a relationship). Unless you're a cuck, YOU are the one that wants to be in control.

Youth is the most attractive aspect of a woman.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw

#wow #whoa

where the fuck are the buy opportunities? It just keeps bouncing up and down all fucking day this is gay as fuck

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i bought QQQ 266p this morning. i am since down 30%. am i okay holding this hoping for another drop before the end of the week?

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Will we be green by the end of the week?

Reminder: when women buy, you better fucking sell immediately.

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where my tesla marines at

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i was just about ready to be hoodwinked. this is a pleasant surprise

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Timing is everything

That room assuredly has cockroaches.

Awfully quiet today...

This is the bottom for oil. I was watching MSNBC yesterday, and they were saying Trump is going to start a war to stay in power. War = expensive oil. Get your cheapies.

uh user.. don't tell me you didn't join in on the fun

Gross

what tickers

Anyone else watching asps closely? They process for closures. We have 25% of us homes in foreclosure, when lifted it will moon like it did in 2011-12

Easy 10x over the coming months as the ban lifts.

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So, IMO, we're in a short term bottom followed by a bigger dump. Why? retailers buying "cheapies" again

Hopefully it's a war with Iran. We need to ensure that Israel has ample time to prepare for the acquisition of new territories.

It might be your breath.

Looks like a shitty ford explorer sport trac from the mid 2000s lol

retarded take. trump built his campaign on not going to war and has gone through great pains to reduce overseas US military presence for optics. just look at afghanistan

XOM
BP
USO
OXY
OKE

>start a war to stay in power
unironically the most fragile president

i hope so. missed my chance to short the top. i hope i'll get another chance

i didn't shit myself, I already checked, I also checked every corner just cant find the source

i thought that too but i breathe with my mouth closed and I explicitly smelled it and it wasn't that

did you miss market open? They all posted pink wojaks and then left.

Recall an user posting a girl who has multiple bfs last night saying something about stocks

So? I'm pretty sure you would be able to find the trades done in a matter of seconds

>assassinates Iranian hero
>lmao i hate war brah

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

reminder that my dividend companies continued to pay me throughout the pandemic and today's payer, JNJ, even increased their dividend by 6% during the pandemic.

add a dividend portfolio to your growth portfolio and you can get the best of both worlds

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Trump can not lead through a fucking war. No let him do good for the economy he would shit the bed when it comes to war

Thot indicator 100% accuracy user

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kek ok faggot.

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Hmm odd. Also small possibilty ur butt aint as clean as you think and random whiffs of air pass ur nose lmao this is disgusting.

>and then left.
ah. the classic "close your portfolio and pray" strategy instead of having an exit plan to cut losses from the start

Is this where I am supposed to go to AAAAAAAAAA?

Hopefully it was about how much money she just lost

NIKOLA UP 35%

Wtf how do my normie friends keep winning one of them literally told me to buy last week

AUY green lol

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Not going to happened. Stop listening into msnbc news.

Yes. You'll probably be okay by the end of the day. We're in the middle of a bull trap at the moment and all it takes is one big sell order to move the market back down and bring everything with it.

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>we're pulling out of syria
>IRAQ WAS A MISTAKE
>our wars have brought us nothing but pain and anguish

2 months before the election

>WARWARWAR

do you have any idea how retarded you sound?

>You know, Fluffy, with a newly acquired 9% stake in GameStop Inc. comes great responsibility. I like to call it "the Jewish man's burden".
>*Ryan Cohen looks directly at the camera*
>The shorts, the put holders, the call sellers... it's our responsibility to show them their error. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from a gold-plated HDMI cable tied into a makeshift noose. The day of the infinity squeeze is coming. We'll have every shorter bankrupt or margin called in the next few months, and if I'm wrong may GameStop announce bankruptcy after hours this very day.

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this is possibly the most retarded post I have ever read on Zig Forums. congratulations user

Yep thats the whore. Its what worries me most. If the type of people who have no interest in stocks are suddenly jumping in because
>line only go up and fast
>i never lose money
Then i can see a rugpull. The rich aint gonna sustain this and when these people run out of funds, who keeps pumping up the ponzi?

No ass. Not worth the trouble.

Why bro? Its 6.5% up

THIS IS A HORSE MARKET. APOLOGIZE

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100 trades today I am exhausted

Why are naval piercings so hot

>Qasem Soleimani
>iranian hero

really dude? terrorists are heroes now?

WTF ROBINHOOD LET ME EARLY EXERCISE THE PUTS I SOLD

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If watching MSNBC yesterday taught me anything it was that this president can't be trusted since he lies about everything, and that Russia is going to try to influence our election and undermine our democracy again.

G-d what an ugly cunt..

>Based

Fuck THE Fed
And
FUCK JANNIES

>I was watching MSNBC

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Should I buy a few 9/18 AAPL 115c? They’re doing their big gay reveal today and me thinks they’re going to talk about the new keyboard less MacBook.

When does the ban lift?

Come on horsie break 22 i know you can

Because I want to rip them off for some reason.

theyre not.

ok nice troll. byeee

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Keep it up GM

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Idk. Only green stock in my watchlist this morning was a literal meme stock. Idk what causes them to go up. This was when nearly everything was dumping at open. A memestock that has become blatantly obvious that is likely go nowhere soon yet the stocktwits keep jumping in, just like tesla. Shpuld probably get some long dated calls if this supply of stocktwit users keeps coming in

I sold calls. Stop making fun of me.

is it going to fucking dump tomorrow or what?

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holy fuck he's ugly

>t. Muhammutt

WKHS $22 wall about to vaporize

Is this a biological female or male?

What's WKHS ATH? 22.90?

GME on a literal moon mission

You know how many newfags are in these threads when baggie still easily farms (You)s with those baits.

>he actually believes the msm doesnt have ulterior motives

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Why do you always post those faggots?

Where my XOM Chads.

+6.69%
yeah man
contact your local lambo dealer
unless, of course...
GME doesn't fucking happen

*goes up*

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yea 22.90 we're about to burst through

He fired Bolton because he desperately wanted war with Iran, and all Trump could manage in Venezuela this year was a half-assed Bay of Pigs. Filtered.

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I have a problem that causes my shit to not come out completely no matter how hard or soft it is. It always detatches with a small amount still left in my asshole. And it's not like it's just not falling and stuck on the outside, it's still right inside my asshole and no matter how hard I squeeze it doesn't come out.

For the rest of the day it slowly seeps out and I have to occasionally wipe again.

And even with that happening I have NEVER smelled it. Just imagining how fucking shit your hygiene must be that you smell shit and I don't makes me want to vomit.

kek
but honestly Cohen's not in it for the short term squeeze. He can legitimately make Gamestop a $30 billion cap company. I might buy back into GME to long it after the squeeze depending on how much control he gets over GME.

key points about Cohen:
>experience setting up a large-scale e-commerce fulfillment center that can stay profitable even with Amazon in the game
>Chewy app is not garbage
>good ecommerce direction and not being too intrusive on the customer, the customer finds out what they can do for them, not bombard the customer with notifications
CHWY is now worth $20 billion+ and that's just for pet food.
He did all that from scratch.

Whens the bleeding stop and my money start to come back?

GOOG > GOOGL

Cope harder Bobo

some day.

Apple will never go over 130 again.
QQQ will never go over 300 again.

i blame the fucking market dump. We might just get a slow unloading of shorts up to November instead of an infinite squeeze
FUCK TECH BUBBLE

>Zig Forums leaking into every single board

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Ok. Youre just a trolling tripfag. only congress can declare war. Jackass.

Filtered.

when you buy horse

You guys didn't actually unironically hold Tesla bags, right?

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Anyone holding SPAQ? Thoughts?

I think he fired Bolton because of something else, but Trump did hire a body double to act as Barack Obama to belittle and fire him to satisfy his ego.

So will Trevor go to jail and will there be a thernos style documentry

Baggie what's your NAK average price I'm curious?

how do we solve this. i say we delete Zig Forums or make it so if you post on Zig Forums/ you cant post on other boards

How are we feeling about RTX?

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God i hate that I dont own any horse right now

>>Zig Forums leaking into every single board
That has been the case with Zig Forums all the way to 2014.
At least on Zig Forums that was the case. I don't recall Zig Forumscancer being there in 2012-2013.

Elections are 2 months away, that's just gonna happen. Also, if you complain about Zig Forums just kys.

Based. Fuck tech permabull niggers

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I'm down to $1.26

Yep. Russia. Not the millions of dual citizen voters, the thousands of dual citizens in government, and the billions that flow through PACs. Yep. it's the Russians.

No they're not. I prefer women have no piercings whatsoever. The only ones i put up with are ear piercings cause most girls get them cause of their mothers at an age where they cant even decide. Hoop earrings do turn me on tho, idk why.

Sold that crabbing piece of shit at $62.

so I'm a retard and bought a tqqq call instead when I wanted to buy a put

made 300 bucks by accident

just crash QQQ you fucking cuck of an index

I threw a (You) at an innocent bystanders, yikes

You play the stock market and you truly dont believe that the joos have an influence in the market. Who do you think make up the majority of the bankers retard

The new cards seem amazing, especially with the 3070 shitting on the 2080Ti.

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ask me how i know you're white trash and wear tapout

RTX 3080 is pretty good but RTX 3070 is only $499 and it's supposedly 50% faster than an RTX 2080 Ti!, so I'm buying one on release this month.

Explain. Did you hit the exercise button? What happens the moment you hit exercise? Have been afraid of hitting the button as I have no idea what it does.

Been on my watch list and it is indeed crabbing

>delete Zig Forums
>they move onto every other board
>post on Zig Forums
>evade and post on other boards

No wins.