Why the fuck does this general get split up so much
David Ward
>GME GME >GME GME >GME GME >GME and the funny thing is if the short squeeze works out, no one loses if they FOMO in before the real squeeze. Coinflip on Q2 earnings results tomorrow after close.
Why would you not just write a bot/ use some github code to track and automatically copy all the trades some successful hedgefunds/institutional investor does?
Your daily reminder that teens are a patricians choice.
>Whatever's LEGAL in your country.
Throughout mankind's history it has always been natural for the man to be older and his partner to be younger. Who doesn't want a virgin wife?
It's modern day feminist bullshit that your partner to be the same age as you. >Why? Power dynamics always exist in relationships (i.e. there is always somebody who wears the pants in a relationship). Unless you're a cuck, YOU are the one that wants to be in control.
This is the bottom for oil. I was watching MSNBC yesterday, and they were saying Trump is going to start a war to stay in power. War = expensive oil. Get your cheapies.
David Gutierrez
uh user.. don't tell me you didn't join in on the fun
Jack James
Gross
Josiah Scott
what tickers
Aaron Allen
Anyone else watching asps closely? They process for closures. We have 25% of us homes in foreclosure, when lifted it will moon like it did in 2011-12
So, IMO, we're in a short term bottom followed by a bigger dump. Why? retailers buying "cheapies" again
Alexander Howard
Hopefully it's a war with Iran. We need to ensure that Israel has ample time to prepare for the acquisition of new territories.
Hunter Green
It might be your breath.
Alexander Williams
Looks like a shitty ford explorer sport trac from the mid 2000s lol
Mason King
retarded take. trump built his campaign on not going to war and has gone through great pains to reduce overseas US military presence for optics. just look at afghanistan
Parker Roberts
XOM BP USO OXY OKE
Charles Morgan
>start a war to stay in power unironically the most fragile president
Austin Green
i hope so. missed my chance to short the top. i hope i'll get another chance
Xavier Russell
i didn't shit myself, I already checked, I also checked every corner just cant find the source
i thought that too but i breathe with my mouth closed and I explicitly smelled it and it wasn't that
Jaxson Richardson
did you miss market open? They all posted pink wojaks and then left.
Easton Fisher
Recall an user posting a girl who has multiple bfs last night saying something about stocks
Tyler Rodriguez
So? I'm pretty sure you would be able to find the trades done in a matter of seconds
Liam Allen
>assassinates Iranian hero >lmao i hate war brah
Joshua Hall
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
reminder that my dividend companies continued to pay me throughout the pandemic and today's payer, JNJ, even increased their dividend by 6% during the pandemic.
add a dividend portfolio to your growth portfolio and you can get the best of both worlds
Not going to happened. Stop listening into msnbc news.
Ayden Watson
Yes. You'll probably be okay by the end of the day. We're in the middle of a bull trap at the moment and all it takes is one big sell order to move the market back down and bring everything with it.
>we're pulling out of syria >IRAQ WAS A MISTAKE >our wars have brought us nothing but pain and anguish
2 months before the election
>WARWARWAR
do you have any idea how retarded you sound?
Jayden Reed
>You know, Fluffy, with a newly acquired 9% stake in GameStop Inc. comes great responsibility. I like to call it "the Jewish man's burden". >*Ryan Cohen looks directly at the camera* >The shorts, the put holders, the call sellers... it's our responsibility to show them their error. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from a gold-plated HDMI cable tied into a makeshift noose. The day of the infinity squeeze is coming. We'll have every shorter bankrupt or margin called in the next few months, and if I'm wrong may GameStop announce bankruptcy after hours this very day.
this is possibly the most retarded post I have ever read on Zig Forums. congratulations user
Lincoln Perry
Yep thats the whore. Its what worries me most. If the type of people who have no interest in stocks are suddenly jumping in because >line only go up and fast >i never lose money Then i can see a rugpull. The rich aint gonna sustain this and when these people run out of funds, who keeps pumping up the ponzi?
If watching MSNBC yesterday taught me anything it was that this president can't be trusted since he lies about everything, and that Russia is going to try to influence our election and undermine our democracy again.
Should I buy a few 9/18 AAPL 115c? They’re doing their big gay reveal today and me thinks they’re going to talk about the new keyboard less MacBook.
Idk. Only green stock in my watchlist this morning was a literal meme stock. Idk what causes them to go up. This was when nearly everything was dumping at open. A memestock that has become blatantly obvious that is likely go nowhere soon yet the stocktwits keep jumping in, just like tesla. Shpuld probably get some long dated calls if this supply of stocktwit users keeps coming in
I have a problem that causes my shit to not come out completely no matter how hard or soft it is. It always detatches with a small amount still left in my asshole. And it's not like it's just not falling and stuck on the outside, it's still right inside my asshole and no matter how hard I squeeze it doesn't come out.
For the rest of the day it slowly seeps out and I have to occasionally wipe again.
And even with that happening I have NEVER smelled it. Just imagining how fucking shit your hygiene must be that you smell shit and I don't makes me want to vomit.
James Foster
kek but honestly Cohen's not in it for the short term squeeze. He can legitimately make Gamestop a $30 billion cap company. I might buy back into GME to long it after the squeeze depending on how much control he gets over GME.
key points about Cohen: >experience setting up a large-scale e-commerce fulfillment center that can stay profitable even with Amazon in the game >Chewy app is not garbage >good ecommerce direction and not being too intrusive on the customer, the customer finds out what they can do for them, not bombard the customer with notifications CHWY is now worth $20 billion+ and that's just for pet food. He did all that from scratch.
Isaac Hernandez
Whens the bleeding stop and my money start to come back?
Kevin Young
GOOG > GOOGL
Jace Campbell
Cope harder Bobo
Noah Ramirez
some day.
Tyler Anderson
Apple will never go over 130 again. QQQ will never go over 300 again.
Nathaniel Jenkins
i blame the fucking market dump. We might just get a slow unloading of shorts up to November instead of an infinite squeeze FUCK TECH BUBBLE
I think he fired Bolton because of something else, but Trump did hire a body double to act as Barack Obama to belittle and fire him to satisfy his ego.
Kevin Allen
So will Trevor go to jail and will there be a thernos style documentry
Caleb Williams
Baggie what's your NAK average price I'm curious?
Hudson Diaz
how do we solve this. i say we delete Zig Forums or make it so if you post on Zig Forums/ you cant post on other boards
>>Zig Forums leaking into every single board That has been the case with Zig Forums all the way to 2014. At least on Zig Forums that was the case. I don't recall Zig Forumscancer being there in 2012-2013.
Mason Green
Elections are 2 months away, that's just gonna happen. Also, if you complain about Zig Forums just kys.
Yep. Russia. Not the millions of dual citizen voters, the thousands of dual citizens in government, and the billions that flow through PACs. Yep. it's the Russians.
Julian Morris
No they're not. I prefer women have no piercings whatsoever. The only ones i put up with are ear piercings cause most girls get them cause of their mothers at an age where they cant even decide. Hoop earrings do turn me on tho, idk why.
Jose Gonzalez
Sold that crabbing piece of shit at $62.
Ryder Phillips
so I'm a retard and bought a tqqq call instead when I wanted to buy a put
made 300 bucks by accident
Dominic Williams
just crash QQQ you fucking cuck of an index
Charles Martinez
I threw a (You) at an innocent bystanders, yikes
Joseph Ward
You play the stock market and you truly dont believe that the joos have an influence in the market. Who do you think make up the majority of the bankers retard
Austin Price
The new cards seem amazing, especially with the 3070 shitting on the 2080Ti.
ask me how i know you're white trash and wear tapout
Dylan Stewart
RTX 3080 is pretty good but RTX 3070 is only $499 and it's supposedly 50% faster than an RTX 2080 Ti!, so I'm buying one on release this month.
James Stewart
Explain. Did you hit the exercise button? What happens the moment you hit exercise? Have been afraid of hitting the button as I have no idea what it does.
Cooper Reed
Been on my watch list and it is indeed crabbing
Nicholas Walker
>delete Zig Forums >they move onto every other board >post on Zig Forums >evade and post on other boards