>check mailbox
>boomer walking dog
>HEY NEIGHBOR!
>HOT ONE OUT HERE HUH?
>heh.. yeah. pretty hot i guess.
>SUPPOSED TO BE 89 TOMORROW
>ok
>THEY CLOSED DOWN THE POOL YOU BELIEVE THAT?
>yeah its september i can believe that
>BULLSHIT IF YOU ASK ME ITS HOT AS HELL OUT HERE
>mkay
>YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE BUDDY
why do boomers do this? is there nothing more important to talk about? all this shit going on in the world and all they can talk about is the weather.
What do you want to talk about user? Dicks? What are you a faggot?
Most people don't sperg out about politics and race wars to strangers.
You had to have a minor social interaction? How are you going to cope? I couldn’t imagine the pain you’re going through right now
Just a neutral subject nobody can get offended from. They like social contact, it's like exercising but with words or something. They are just wired like that.
It's called being friendly user. I suggest you go out more and socialize with people in real life than spend your days chatting with cartoon frogs online.
He sounds nice, you are obnoxious
He sounds based. You’re just autistic
you are such a sperg you can't even understand the concept of small talk, holy shit, you're beyond hope for any sort of meaningful social interactions
I'm young since the nigpocalypse older neighbors been feeling me out making sure we're all on the same page when the nigs riot. We are. Sucks you have autism and get mental pain over random stupid small talk.
Safe neutral topic. Human connection without risk
THE POOL SHOULD CLOSE ON SEPTEMBER 21ST BECAUSE THAT'S THE ACTUAL END OF SUMMER
SEPTEMBER 7TH IS TOO FUCKING EARLY EVERY SINGLE YEAR FOREVER AND EVER
>walking dog
>see a strange and skinny looking young man
>realize it’s my neighbor
>try to start a conversation, looks like he’s about to kill himself
>too depressed to even small talk
damn
Stop being an asshole and talk about the weather with him.
>someone trying to make small talk with me in public?
>**autistic hissing**
>all this shit going on in the world and all they can talk about is the weather.
Would it be better if he started talking about black lives matter or critical race theory instead? lmao
OK boomer
:^)
So what you’re saying is that the pool is closed?
>check mailbox
>3 niggers next door on the stoop smoking blunts
>AYO MY NIGGA!
>YOU WANNA HIT THIS SHIT?
>heh...nah dude, bit too early for me
>AIGHT, WE GOT SOME HENNY N SHIET TOO BRUH, COME THRU
>actually i have a lot of work to do today guys
>WORD? NIGGA YOU HEARD THEY GOT TYRONE IN A DRIVE BY LAST NIGHT? SHIT CRAZY!!
>oh shit...was that the shots i heard?
>YEEEAA NIGGA, SHIT IS WILD OUT HERE MY G!
>fuck...yea for sure
>DEUCES MY NIGGA
Wanna trade OP?
He was testing how defiant you are with respect to a neutral topic (pool closing). Next conversation would have been more meaningful, but you’ll never experience that since you’ve identified yourself as a boot licking conformist.
The fact that you have autism makes everyone else a boomer?
unironically yes. i smoke a lot of weed
Based joggers
This thread is proof that Zig Forums is dead. Look at all of these fucking normies defending small talk. Fuck off and leave me alone
based friendly drug sharing nigger neighbors
you sound like a fuckwit sperg desu ne
>HE DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY ASK ME ABOUT THE SHIT I READ ON R*DDIT
He wanted to put his peepee inside you
yup. just you and me buddy
>This thread is proof that Zig Forums is dead. Look at all of these fucking normies defending small talk. Fuck off and leave me alone
i bet if he was taking abt big black cocks youd be interested huh.
i bet if he was talking abt thick, veiny sudanese appendages entering tight lil boi pussy you'd be yapping back and forth all day long
is that what youd like OP? tell me mmmm
Zig Forums is on the cusp has never been full sperg.
back to /smg/ boomer
Hot as fuck user, wish the pool was open man.
Fpbp
Eric Berne – Games People Play
Read this book autistic nigger.
the difference between Zig Forums and other boards is that biz has hope.
if you go to pol, r9k, b, fit, etc.. they don't have any hope
they're all just cynical fucks that constantly circle jerk about how shitty the world is and how it will always be shitty no matter what
here on biz we all believe we have a chance. not a chance to change the world, but a chance to change our own world. by becoming rich.
that hope sets us apart from all the other Zig Forums cesspools
Real autistic people rarely care about business/money, they'd rather be hyper obsessed with trains or stamps.
Why would anyone have a important conversation with someone they don't know. For all that boomer knows you're some retarded communist antifa faggot who would start screeching racism if he said something that implied the implication of implying something you disagree with.
Simply put, It's not about talking. Function of small talk is to update and maintain your social net.
>is a man
>doesnt engage with other men
op guarantteed to be a child molester