/smg/ Stupid Market General

HUUUURRRRRR
DDDUUURRRRRRRRR
LOOK AT ME IM RETARDED

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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>people now need to buy cones to go outside

Thanks trump, you ruined our economy and lets the jews destroy blue collar jobs all because you didnt ban all chinks

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How much did you lose?

I kept buying the diparino anons

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3k

they look like those cones the dogs wear after surgery so they don't chew their stitches.

I need to whiten my teeth, but the strips I used hurt my gums so badly. What should I do?

>user got fired for looking at testicles at work

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I am financially sad
Im bag holding also 500 dollars

Was worried I would lose money today but I’m all in on SHLL. When’s the merger?

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Not too much today. Thursday and Friday, though...

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Only 3k...Bobo will do better tomorrow.

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I sold Slack this morning so only 2.7%.

>for watching brandi love actally

>Another "banks responsible for destroying the global economy" episode
It's all so tiresome.

So uhh... not even one guy shilling Tsla at the ATHs will man up and admit you were all fucking way off???

It’s still going

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When is this bubble going to pop?
Market Cap to GDP is almost at 2.0.

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Have 117 shares on Apple. On my way to losing 3.5k. Should I continue to hold like a good goy or should I pull out while I still have the chance?

okay im out at a small loss.

im with you now bobos. not as a short, but as a buyer looking for cheapies. i hope the whole fucking things burns to the goddamn GROUND (*note: ground being the 200 period moving average)

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>TSLA ST is devolving into meme image wars between TSLA bulls using tea leaves and images of Musk against low effort TSLA bears that farm replies
>MAGA posting increasing almost as fast as the stock is falling
TSLA is in the 3rd stage of the GNUS cycle. This does not bode well for bagholders.

Anyone tell them who runs the majority of the banks?

I’m down about $15k which is like 30% of my folio

I mean it’s Apple so it’s going to go back up

AUY

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What should be my entry point for TESLA? $150???

down 10% and ~3k in the last 3 days

If these earnings are any indication, $PTON is about to get booty blasted from Mars.

Meaningless ratio. GDP is over time, market cap is not based on time but goes into the future I

>keep buying dips
>puts keep going up

I'm OK with this I guess

>Taking a photo of your post-op child.
>They wear that hat.
Holy shit, what's going on in dad's head at that point?

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Why not sell now and buy back in when sub 100? Pre-crash was only around 80 user.

at this point im assuming this is you. can you post the shocked image of you while reading Zig Forums calling you a tranny, again? thanks.

Ha! After replying to posts after thread was abandoned all day I've finally caught up with you lot! So go ahead, say something silly, I'll reply like a shot!

HOLDIE HOLDIE WHEN WILL YOU FOLDIE

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Roughly $4000 since Thursday

I would destroy that pussy

Tfw money is available but no one is borrowing to buy the market back.

Freefall

apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/temp

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only going to say this once

Go long:

Gold guns grub and mining stocks/utilities

short:
pussy tech stonks and anything popular

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Get fucked psyopping jew

Trump is a jew puppet

it actually amazes me how many jojo quotes are applicable out-of-context to the stock market.

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lmfao his face is like 4 shades lighter than his body. He needs to learn how to get proper fucking makeup to match his skin tone if he's going to out on so many layers to hide his man jaw.

>average price over 2k
You might be in the black by 2030 if literally everything goes right

GDP is getting harder to quantify.
cnbc.com/2019/10/11/fed-tries-to-figure-out-value-of-free-internet-services-to-americans.html
>In a speech this week, Fed Chairman Jerome Powell raised the possibility that the problem is with the data itself. GDP measures the value of products and services that are bought and sold. But many of the greatest technological innovations of the internet age are free. Search engines, e-mail, GPS, even Facebook — the official economic statistics are not designed to capture the benefits they generate for businesses and consumers.

Cramer just opened his show with accidentally saying “cunt”

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futures down bigly

Is it white men?

Down 1.2k because of fucking TQQQ
I want to drop it but I know when I sell it's going to shoot back up

oof

>ARK analysts are straight up chads

bros.. we're ngmi..

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FREEFALLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S NOT OVERRRRRRRRRRR

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Bros I got a sharp pain in my side and need to go to the hospital but at least I'm not a TSLA baggie LMAO

:dabbingemoji: :poggers: :100:

My portfolio on the 13th of September

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WHY IS IT GOING DOWN AGAIN
STOP FUCKING SELLING RETARDS

Trump is speaking soon, I hope he saves us

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>its another banks are too greedy to avoid getting buttfucked by repo markets episode
TARP turned all the banks into greedy but stupid boomers

Do trannies exist Donnelly because weak willed parents can't say "no"?

>a sharp pain in my side
suck it up, I had those and never went to the hospital

CRAB-17 continues...

so.. 200-250-300 spy puts eom?

Anyways. This downturn will not stop until a positive catalyst is introduced, and the only thing that comes to mind right now is Apple's keynote on 9/15. Until then, expect a freefall..

let us know when you sell, user.

Cramer drawing dicks now, hes snapped

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Futures faling?

Thats....


Terrible

>EVIL SMIRK

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Stimulus for everyone or we'll be red till Friday for sure.

Yeah, the only thing worse than an AAPL bagholder (me) is a TSLA bagholder lol. Gives me some comfort.

ME NO HER
SUB 80
AUY
RED TIL AFTER THE ELECTIONS

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-0.2% today.

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Jup
Free fall

Welcome to the Chinese century

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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is the movie on the right any good? i forget what it's called.

H-hot

GME chads we post pumpin

EO The Stimulus money announcement plz

The ark lady says 15k by 2024

$1300

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Why? Everyone is selling. Nobody buys. Day after day.

The US stock market is dead.

Every single fucking time.

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Looks like tomorrow is gonna be a fun day

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i'll take a look, anyone watching this?
123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

"whenever you see that kind of action, you have to do some selling! even if the companies are great! return to normalcy!"

lmao more hindsight 20/20 huh?

He already did but didnt actually send any money because we didnt tell him to because nobody actually cares about white americans especially people who had a job

Its our time.

What are some good 20 to 40 euros stocks to hold for about 4 to 6 months?

If there is no stimulus we will hit SPY 250

>they*

Not we