A woman told me my tinder profile was too unrealistic

A girl like that also won't be on tinder.

>putting a laundry list of requirements in an online dating profile

Cringe

Literally what I was thinking. Women care about income and status / degree. And women love being spoiled, too. Kek.

Women love anything in this world it is a list of demands

>male
>using tinder
>for anything besides a quick 10 minute fuck and duck.
Ngmi.

It is. Any woman who makes 100k a year has obviously been pozzed by western society somewhere along the lines. You arent going to get that and someone who cooks/cleans with conservative values. If your family clears a quarter mill a year just hire a damn housekeeper/cook and you instantly widen the net you throw and increase your chances of finding a mate.

why would you care how much your wife makes, as long as shes not a bum or works at tim hortons

*If women

>Established professional: earns $100k USD+ annually
>enjoys spoiling her man
Are you looking for a sugar mama?

I read this as a joke. Is it not a joke?

everything is fine except why you need her to earn this much? are you a poorfag or something?

Probably more a statement about Tinder than your standards in general.

Maybe the joke went over her head. It's obvious from the profile that you are looking to play around a bit and not looking for an ideal life partner at this time. The fatal flaw is it requires women to not only have a sense of humor, but self awareness too. Some will think you are just being an asshole though, so it's still a solid play. If a woman complains about it being unrealistic I'd just blow it off and not reply to that part of her message. Moving directly to trying to meet up anyway is the next logical move. She's obviously interested if she went to the trouble of replying, and unless she's a pre-op tranny she is more than qualified to spread her legs.

>few previous sexual partners

Delete that

>The fatal flaw is it requires women to not only have a sense of humor, but self awareness too.
Women are not built for sracasm or irony. They are built for crying and dicks.

to everyone in thread saying "this is obvi a joke" sure, it is, but it's not particularly funny and it's too long for attention deficit tinder women to even dream of finishing. might as well be a big block of text saying "im trying too hard"

Plato said that btw

>wants someone to work a 100k job and do everything else around the house

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If this is serious, bro uninstall tinder.

If it’s a joke, it’s too hard to tell because of cringe autists like above.

Again if you’re serious, go get checked for autism. Sure women laundry list things SOMETIMES but that doesn’t make it not cringe for you too. It’s more cringe for men because women have simps will ignore the cringe so it’s more socially accepted.

Kek'ed

honestly you probably came across a tranny and he thought that the only fwb point was unrealistic

You can get close. My wife is a very successful professional, neat freak, and loves to spoil me. But doesn't like to cook, which is fine because I do.

ur not?

Men aren't allowed to have preferences for women. That's a feminine thing to do. At first you'd think it wasn't but let me explain

A guy who is successful and has 100's of options has at least 1 option that would have these traits. Women are attracted to men that get pussy. Add those up