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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain


>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
koyfin.com/
wallmine.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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kek

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GMEbros...

sooo...line go down, but now line go up?

Repost since nobody cared

What is a comprehensive EV list? And which has the most potential? I still think its wkhs after checking all these. And you also get dphc somehow?

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Make America Rich Again

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>imagine not being gamma long and delta neutral with a simple straddle

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and the line always goes to the right!

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im talking to you SNSSAnon

Now that TSLA decoupled from the rest of the market let the golden bullrun continue.

she has nice hair in that shot
where in east asia to find the girls with the most hair volume ?? I want LOTS of soft long black hair to touch
my mexican practice gf has very thin hair, she has like 1/3 of the amount of hair that I have

So uvxy 25 calls for 9/11?

based

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Imagine being a bear in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty. After the quickest recovery in recorded history. Under a president that is dead set on making the markets pump for all eternity. Under a fed dedicated to keeping things afloat.
Just fucking imagine.

Buy sqqq at 3:59pm?
How's tomorrow looking Zig Forums?

GME is the new Tanker meme

missing NETE

Speaking of SNSS, SNSSanon is down ~70% and he could have sold for a ~100% profit earlier this year but refused to do it because "it's gonna x5 in value by Q2 2020"

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NAIL bros where we at?

>Being a bear in a market the globalhomo has rigged to always go up

literally any time the volume spikes we dump. and yet we are not dumping. this cannot continue like this can it?

If anyone is interested as to why I would even bother picking up crackheads, it's quite simple. I'm looking for the best deals. Whether I'm looking at my stock screener or driving around looking for dope fiends. I'm looking for what looks good and is a BARGAIN. For example last week I made around 3k that entire week. Some of you may laugh at me but I believe 3k a week is a good week for someone like me. My rent is about 800 a month and let's just say I live quite comfortably. Long story short I was particularly horny that day and after I closed my trades off for that day I decided to go for a drive and noticed this beautiful red head that was obviously strung out on what was quite possibly heroine but who could really tell. I get closer to her and I notice she looks zombified so I'm kind of hesitant to pick her up but I was thinking with my cock instead of my brain so I decided to bite the bullet and go for it. Long story short I received a blowjob without condom for 20 bucks. It was great, I even contemplated fucking her for an extra 20 but she had a sour odor to her which was kind of off putting.

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Explain it for the smooth brain.

Should i buy more horse? Its by far my best stock, but ive always been afraid they just don't get the contract and die.

Threadly reminder that GME is going to zero this time next year.

I just sold everything after making 5%
I want this to be a dead cat bounce. Tomorrow let's see it crash again
I want fear on that CNN gauge

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>Don't care about which direction the underlying moved
>As long as it moves and the move is bigger than the premium paid you will make money

I wish i knew how to do this. I'd probably end up picking a cop.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

GME IM COOOOOOOOMINGGGGG

the more I trade with theory the more I LOSE

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Is this pasta old?

Gaps to fill below

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Assuming I can't do this on robinkike?

its easy but afterwards you will learn alot about STD's

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Hello Zig Forums, what stocks do I buy?

what do I buy to be less poor

Work Horse. Giddy up.

I was lying i have no idea what goes on there. But personally i think they try to make it look good regardless of the 0% requirement. Maybe idk to be honest as i doubt the fed wants them to be 100% all in on stocks. They wouldn't survive a bank run on day 1.

Trust me user, you can tell very easily who is an LEO (law enforcement officer) and a drug addled whore. This particular girl looked STRUNG the fuck out and was also brandishing a weapon. She had a flip knife in her pocket that was quite visible. Now was I worried about the flip knife? Sure, but considering she was nodding in and out when I picked her up I quickly assessed that she would be very little danger to me even with a knife.

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a tie to wear to an interview

SHLL

Why is everything up? That wasn't a complete correction.

Spy

Threadly reminder dividends are for delusional retards, they don't even beat a pension fund like SPY.

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I have a job you nigger, I'm making 6 figures.
I just like watching green number.

That’s a man

Good job paying it forward user. These young guys need to learn the right way to pick up crack whores. Thank you for your service

That was all Son-san could muster

How much was this one?

of course you do
of course you are

20 bucks for make blowjob without protection

Lol it says 35 GMEstop stores won’t reopen cause the got jogged. I set a limit I hope I can get in for 4 bucks. Then I can start GME coin posting too

I guess. But I also didn't grow up in the area I now live, and haven't been here very long. So I don't know where these people wander.

>got jogged
dying

>/smg/ solicits crackwhores
ngmi

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>mike lindell commercials on fox business

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So you just drive around trailer parks asking who wants to suck your dick for $20?

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how did they jog 35 stores so quickly lmao

Why not?
Just buy a call and put with the same strike price (preferably ATM)

How much would a girl like this charge, I wonder

>trading on theories
lmao what meme is this? all financial (((knowledge))) is completely useless garbage

You have to go to south asia for the best hair.

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joggers gonna jog

it's not looking good bros. QQQ fighting the tank

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Most expensive 10/10 whores in europe are 200 an hour

it is not too late, you can still be saved

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$400

>Schedule 13D filers are required to file amendments to report any change (increase or decrease) in beneficial ownership of 1% or more.
so when will we know if Ryan Cohen has bought more shares?
Within hitting 10.6% of ownership, he'd have to file within what time period?
I'm trying to figure out the requirements for this but man is it dry as fuck.

SQQQ IS RECOVERING

Why are whores so cheap

There are certain hot spots I go to, usually along busy highways and intersections. Trailer parks are usually sectioned or blocked off which makes it difficult to enter but I have seen crackwhores stumbling out of trailer parks but they rarely stick around these places. I mostly pick up these broads at gas stations or truck fueling stations. Truck drivers get prime crackhead pussy, crazy right? I was shocked too lol.

As for what I say to solicit SEX, I don't outwardly ask them for it. I stop them and say hello and ask them if they're working and how much...that's it. No need to attract unwanted attention by being weird lol.

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

Damn I’d pay like 2k for that

oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bulls!

>Bargain

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Because pussy is a highly inflated market

Why have a GF or a wife if you can just fly to amsterdam and fuck some clean young girl to your pleasure then go get drunk and have fun without a naggy bitch holding you down

like the islands? india? where?

And because “just get an onlyfans” doesnt work for 99.9% of girls.

Does this make it easy to break leases?
Pivot to ecommerce now cheaper if so.

Vaccine this

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Damnit, I was hoping we would dump into thursday so I could buy the dip.

anyone else lose money from Spotify $spot?

I dont feel so good anymore. Line go down

Wait till AH.

>I want this to be a dead cat bounce.
i think it is.
i hope it isn't.

BUY AI STOCKS

msft
nvda
goog

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>COVID turns out to be nothing more than a glorified common cold.
>With the recent vaccine testing results, looks like more people will die from that than the actual illness.
Clown world.

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>imagine trading on margin

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