/smg/ - Stock Market General

stocks crab we dab

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
koyfin.com/
wallmine.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Frenly reminder anons,

DIVIDENDS ARE NOT YOUR FRENS!!!

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>dphc
>dphcw almost $8
Wtf should I do with all of this

Daily reminder:
All women are whores
Dividend investing isnt worth it without a 7 figure portfolio
Trump is the only president to be in wrestlemania

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yep, just picked up some nice comfy share of good ol F and X

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Look I’m hedging!

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>TGTX

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What's this correction everyone was talking about? Up 17 percent today, 28 on the week from holds a few months old now

tomorrow the stock market will know pain again

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Seething. Last Thursday must have been rough on you

Is Tesla the next Apple? Even if it’s like 1/2 as good as Apple

Will small investments make me rich in a couple years?

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holy redpilled batman!

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

pay no attention to this cuck, he's just upset his gambling hasn't panned out

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Miko gave me permission to buy so I did.

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From 300 to 7k in a month back to 500 time to play the game again :^)

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I HOLD GME AND IM COOOOOOOMMMINGG

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MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN

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Wealth comes out of a printing press

KEEEEEEK

No fucking thank you

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nice! +50% profits is impressive as fuck

obligatory thats a man

29.25% MSFT
29.25% AAPL
39.75% WKHS
1.75% XPEV

Tiktok, iPhone12 and USPS are my saviors.

What were you in?

Evens and we're down tomorrow, odds and up we go

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thats a man

Hope you bought the dip yesterday

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How long until my SPY and WTI calls go up?

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that is a man bro

+66.66% actually

Don't worry fren, you'll make it

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If you just bought safe stocks you would have doubled it and its still be going up

you laugh but the restaurants around here get pretty packed now on game nights

I did an option and I'm not.

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feels great being back on unemployment bois

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I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in user.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

Should I grab a little GME before close? I checked the DD yeah yeah, fuck yourself coomer

As the person who capped this, the way he gets around the trading restrictions is he trades his mom's money.

>odds and up we go

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Prostate orgasm from getting fucked in the ass? Did you buy puts?

Holy fuck these NKLA puts are printing HARD

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retards on Zig Forums are all retarded.
Nigga u are the dumb one if you are just figuring that out now

Stop posting this disgusting filth.

In my area every restaurant is packed every night. I don't go to restaurants though because restaurants are for people who can't cook.

>Divvyhater seething after last week

We are literally at the wartime biometric tracing stage.

Just report him for spamming or avatar use.

Like we havent seen this pasta before

>restaurants are for people who can't cook
based

what in the absolute fuck is wrong with these retards in NY?

>retards are retarded
Very insightful user. Thanks for confirming.

Don't be rude first

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So what exactly are all the Becky stocks? Looking to get in on that game

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Stop being poor.

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I buy 2-3 week SPY calls usually no more than 5$ or $10 out.. that "correction" rekt me

it's a coinflip, if it doesn't work out, you're going to be longing fucking GAMESTOP as hilarious and sad as that sounds.
but yeah I'm in too, new console cycle being severely underestimated (i am bullish on AMD/TSM). no gaems tho

GREEN LINE GO UP

fuck you pal

I put 16 dollars into nkla just because I had some left over

>retards in NY
>retards
>NY
there you go

>Just report him for spamming or avatar use.

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>None of you know how to actually value a company
>NO NO NO NO THE P/E IS TOO HIGH WHY IS IT GOING UP REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Rolling for the dead cat

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Too late, bought today though

I hope my picture isn't actually that tranny.. it's hard to see the face but now I'm gonna have to delete it from my phone FUCK U

you can't you accept the fact that you're not a girl, you're just gay?

i started cooking and enjoy it thanks to corona
i even got a meme carbon steel skillet

i only eat out for shit i can't make myself like sushi and other specialty food. But like can you imagine being retarded and paying $15 for a burger

>25% capacity

I could have sworn I read that the profit of the average entree in a restaurant is only like 15-30% over the total cost and that in order to stay sustainable you need the traffic since it basically works at a margin.

That was the reason why 80-90% of restaurants fail.

May be things have changed since I graduated college though...

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Can someone tell me why this chart looks like this

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O_O this deff not how big traders act
if they were down that much theyd be in agonizing soul searching mode atm

this guy not real
2k is like "hahahaha you got me market"
winners dont lose money

Smg is too bullish right now next leg down tomorrow

>I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing.
>I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA.

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that has never worked for me

When are you buying back in??