The only ways to make it

Any combination of lying, cheating, and stealing.
The other way is just plain dumb luck. If your counting on luck you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning

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Pretty much this, it's the only way to make it, but it destroys your soul.

and dumping on normies

All you need to do is not be a hodler and just swing trade during a full-on bull market the biggest gems possible; ESH, STA, AMPL, YFI, yield farming, shorting+longing ETH, LINK, BTC 10x

Otherwise please, I have a bunch of landlord's hardrive's how can I abuse their stupidity to get them to give me all their lands and houses?

>Otherwise please, I have a bunch of landlord's hardrive's how can I abuse their stupidity to get them to give me all their lands and houses?
There's bound to be tax evasion somewhere in there. If you live the States the IRS gives you a large portion of unclaimed taxes if you report them

The karmic consequences for doing this are severe. Moreso if you start out as a decent person. Not worth it.

If your definition of making it is getting butt fucked by your negro cellmate sure thing buddy. I bet a beta male that spends time on this shithole will do just fine in prison lmao.

true friend, these kind of things are bound to make you miserable and unfulfilled

>karmic
Do you also believe in fairies and have imaginary friends?
Yes Zeus is gonna struck you with lighting if you lie one too many times. Beware!

Or, and please hear me out, you could just buy Chainlink

No they aren't, there are no magical forces in the universe that give a shit about your retarded arbitrary ideas about morality.
This is cope for people who don't have the balls and/or brains to break the law. But then again I wouldn't advise breaking it if you're a tard who browses this shithole.

The worst thing that happens karmically is you losing all of your money and going broke. It's just a lesson to learn for being too greedy. If you take profits regularly and actually use the money you're fine.

I'm literally a millionaire from a business I started from my kitchen table on weekends. I've never lied, cheated, or stolen from any of my customers.

Being successful is the intersection of: a) having the right toolset, b) opportunity coming. And opportunity comes to everybody if you have the skills to take advantage of it.

But keep whining with marxist talking points about how durrr I can never get ahead!!!!

That doesn't happen karmically, nothing happens karmically, karma isn't real you fucking shit for brains.
Holy fuck this board is a cesspool of retards.

Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs didn't. You've got to be smart who you're stealing from. Got to know some wealthy people to rub shoulders with then when they tell hou a good idea you steal it

Or just make friends with some computer nerd who works at a tech company

Good luck on your endeavours all you gotta do is find someone who's rich, befriend him and get lucky with him giving you a good idea which you can actually implement with your limited resources and intellect.
Seems like a plan!

I will make it from link. It is luck or fate.

>get lucky
Its not man. Ive already made it. Pro-tip frequent high class clubs and bars. Rent a nice suit and rent a nice car so you don't seem like a poorfag

What about your relations surrounding the business? You never lied cheated or stole something from them?

Dumb luck. There were literally thousands of companies like Amazon before the dot com bubble burst

No. Why would I? I create good products that people want to buy because they're good.

No such thing. Everyone, and I mean everyone has opportunities come their way. They're usually not ready to embrace them because they've wasted their lives seeking pleasure instead of building skills and knowledge. Scott Adam's book How to Fail At Everything has a whole chapter on this and it's fascinating.

>No such thing
Yes there is. It doesn't matter how smart you are. Some people will end up poor working at a grocery store. For instance comp sci majors. Why would I waste my money on local labor when I can hire pajeet code monkeys and if site gets hacked my TOS protects me

>having a worthless degree from Poz University Online means you have real life skills to be successful

kek

Thanks, Gerald. See you at the AARP meeting this Friday

kek, I'm 36. I was 28 when I started the business. But if it makes you feel better, you can keep believing you'll never be able to get ahead until President Kamala gibsyoudat.

What business do you have?

t. poorfag living in his moms house

Selling physical products online. I took things people commonly need to do a certain task and put them together into an easy starter kit that nobody else had done (Can't be more specific than that due to doxxing.) Bootstrapped the entire thing with $1,000 from my savings and a shitload of hard work, 0 debt.

Today doing about $5 million per year top line revenue, and healthy margins.

>Work a normal wagie job
>Earn $50k per year
>Live with your parents and put it all into something which gives you a 7-12% return every year
>Reinvest all the profits

Mushrooms