/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/benis/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed) (embed)

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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GME is never going to happen

Who said that?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

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I hate this market, I'm taking a short break

tesla $420 eod

wtf?

DIE QQQ DIE

GET THE FUCK OUT OF TSLA NOW
WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO that's the warning signal, it's about to DOOMP

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Results came out unexpected. Didn't think bitcoin would've won.

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lol the missed belt loop

name a more iconic duo

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SPY IS GOING DOWN WTF WHEN IS THE PUMP GONNA HAPPEN. I FINALLY BOUGHT A GOOD DIP AND IT SEEMS ITS GONNA BE A DIVE WTFFFFFFF

already got out user, waiting for the DOOMP TO BUY MORE

Does Baggie EVER take a winning position?

What is this pattern called?

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>France
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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cowbell

What percent had any symptoms?

>no death count

no, that's why you should inverse him

Prepare your arses, faggits. We are GOING DOWN

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Widening wedge. Usually indicates a breakout one way or the other. Also, failing to hit one side of the wedge usually means breakout on the other side.
p.s. ignore meme ta bonereading.

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SUGAR GAY
youtu.be/jSU9oL5nLMA

who is this cute girl
the art looks like the maid manga

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>number of tests: x10

Just pulled out of the market entirely, sitting on cash. I think Cramer is right, we are headed for much lower in the cooming weeks. Good luck brothers..

...Is it mostly MENA immigrants getting sick?

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how much theta decay can i expect between an option today vs one tomorrow (Expiration)
I have QQQ puts expiring tomorrow that are like -90%, but im hoping a dump lets me take back like 40%. will theta decay make this impossible?

Will Tesla be back over 1000 before Christmas?

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Bonjour, gentlemen.

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OTM PUT VOLUME EXCEEDING OTM CALL VOLUME ON TSLA OPTIONS CHAIN
dump
dump
dump
dump
dump

> Those vote counts
Did you post this elsewhere or are there really that many people browsing /smg/?

>Apple getting slappled
It's over. $100 EOW

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I don't remember. I think i saved it from a booru searching for tag 'money'.

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cramer finally came around?

so smg
when aapl new ath?

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Rate my portfolio

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hmm
maybe i'll start selling them

NEVER SELL
...but do always have some dry powder

Ahh shit here we go again

i TOLD you about the 50 EMA/200 SMA convergence dawg
I TOLD you

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Fucking FAGMAN
i want in but the prices are still inflated as fuck even after the dip

Next year

check the unique ip count on one of these threads user. Last thread was 133. Not everyone is on Zig Forums 24/7 so across threads, the amount of new IPs add up partially.

>WKHS
NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

THIS INTRADAY RALLY ON THE DOLLAR IS FRAUDULENT AND HOMOSEXUAL

hope this is ironic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*sniff* *sniff*
Ahhh, pure unadulterated bullfear.

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2024

>phone has default newsfeed from all media outlets
>CNN had a headline with France recovering fast
>immediately disregard fake mews

Always do the opposite CNN says desu

Anyone else just sell their QQQ?

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the most sure thing in the world is puts on WKHS when it goes up on no contract news

lol didn't some guy buy like 12 ETH at the very peak 5 minutes before all crypto crashed?? I swear it happened a few weeks ago, idk if I was drunk and made it up or I was part of that thread but this gif reminded me of that.

i am going to take a shower now until close.
It should better close green today

it's all fake. The stock market is just a contest to see who is the best bullshitter

how do you get approved for section 8? do you have some kind of mental disability or something why do they just give you free shit, presumably forever?

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I posted it several times since yesterday not just in smg.

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QQQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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¢ÿ]vπäÜ₧

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

DIE QQQ DIEEEEE

Hey user, if you want both ema and sma in the same indicator, do a search in tradingview indicator menu for 'moving average colored ema/sma'. There are a few to choose from. Pick one, go in to the settings for the indicator and change the periods to whatever you want. If you don't like the line changing color, go in to the color part of settings and set everything the same for each line.

Here’s to hoping for a mini crash today so my wagie ass can buy more with payday tomorrow

Can't tell if oil is going to go any lower or if we're skirting the bottom as it is. About to dump 200 bucks in XOM and holdm till next year

kek that place is right down the street from me.

mother fuckers!

No because I was already holding SQQQ, mostly because I don't know wtf I'm doing but I'm gonna pretend like I did it on purpose and I knew we'd be red today

>I'LL CHOKE YOUR FUCKING FACE

kek

>My retarded self buying calls this morning before the deadline cat bounce

On Tuesday I sold the fucking top
I've lost 5% since then trying to time when to get in!
I have nvda amzn and regi

As i okay?

Everytime I sell it goes up everytime I buy it goes down. I'm fucking exhausted mentally. I had done 10% gains because I started late. There goes half my gains even though I timed this shit well last week. Yesterday I did 5% too and sold because I thought it was a dead cat bounce but this morning was looking good so I bought back. I'm 3% down now

>YOU'RE UP 70% SELL RETARD HURRRRRRRRRRRR

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Buy CLF for easy money

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I’ll never be rich

Anyone heard from testicle-user aka got-fired-for-jacking-off-at-work-user? I hope he didn’t drown.

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When will Tesla have a second split?

Can confirm, they're closing classrooms in mostly shitskin infested territories. Paris and suburbs, Marseilles, Strasbourg suburbs, all the shitholes full of niggers and mudslimes.

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start selling or else

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oh ty fren, that's better than my dumb jury rig lol.

Just bough 20k worth of link, how retarded am I?

BUY THE DIP!!!! Free money!

reminder still have my touch

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you can be rich in other ways

it'll have to be a reverse split

Good.

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I read at some point that he apparently got arrested for shooting at some small animals or some shit? Don't know if that was some other random user just adding to the story or the original LARPer though.

Buy high, sell low... right? Classic biz comment.

THANKS RETARD WE WILL SCOOP UP THE CHEAPIES AFTER YOU GET LIQUIDATED FROM LIFE THANK YOU MUMU

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Why the fuck is shit tanking? Who the fuck is selling?

Should I sell SHLL or keep holding? I’ve been all in for awhile. This is by far the most money I’ve ever had in my life

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sold sqqq and fngd this morning. i am retarded

Just go up, fuckin selloffs

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>ta is for retards derp derp derp

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Is that robinhood?

What a retarded market, i want out but dont want to sell at a loss

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>Paris
>Marseilles
>Strasbourg
Aren't those some of the biggest French cities? What cities are still nice?

Next weed is going to be bloody as fuck

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weak hands that make no gains

I mean all signs pointed to things being okay but I guess I'm just a fucking dumbass getting jewed

You fucks stop messing with my TSLA! Ruining my profits!

>BRO MY TSLA $420 ARE GONNA PRINT I'M TELLING YOU

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Apache is in the downslide so i liquidated. Nothing personal

it is
i'm looking for a new broker so i pulled out almost all my funds
whatever hadn't cleared is all that's left so i'm fucking around

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Dollah dollah bull y'all!
YYYEEEAAAAHHH

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Actually about to fucking kill myself.

kek my portfolio loses money quicker then I could spend it

I thought Strasbourg was supposed to be nice and not full of refugees? Was I lied to?
What are the last big cities in france that are not filled with refugees?
Lille?
Toulouse?
Etienne?
Nantes?

Bro I'm about to have no gains left. About back to square fucking one.

TOMORROW

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hmm what a coincidence, my covered calls are up a similar amount. If they get up to +75%, i'll buy them close and sell more

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sup Zig Forums
will my 25 uvxy calls for tomorrow be in the money?

it's not a loss until you sell

Get on the XOM train. Im pouring all my dividends into it for the rest of the year.

I KNEW PORTNOY COULDN'T BE TRUSTED.

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it's actually green as fuck

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The only thing I can count on WKHS to do is fall off a cliff. I've squandered gains on that piece of shit twice so far.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYY SHIIIIT $TLT IM FOOOKIN GOOOOOONAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wrong board bud

I’m also down a lot but i managed to stop giving any fucks about it. Finally able to just long term hodl.

you're up 215%?

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This. lost 8000 in 1 hour.

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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sup Zig Forums
will my 25 uvxy calls for tomorrow be in the money?

ITS CRASHING AHAHAHAHAHA

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Just a slow bleed holding up my capital that I could be using to make money elsewhere if I just cut the losses now

>biotech memes
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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STOP
SELLING.

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how much is a good amount to keep in your savings/checking? planning on just putting the rest of my paycheck into expanding my porfolio once I hit a decent amount saved just in case. I currently have 6k in my savings and 2k in my checking

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WHERE THE FUCK IS TRUMP
TURN ON CIRCUIT BREAKERS

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FUCK FUCK FUCK I FEEL FOR ELON'S PUMP AND DUMP FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IF YOU'RE STILL HOLDING TESLA GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

Yeah, dont sell, unless it's a tech stock then you should feel bad.

Invest in boomer stock for the rest of the year and reinvest the divvies. Yeah you may not make shit for the next 6 months but thats how the game is played if you dont want to freak out when the market's dick twitchs.

what is this pattern called?

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Should I just put money in the top tech stocks and never look at it again

IVE GOT FRIENDS IN LOWWWWWW PLACES

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Nice. I sold thinking it would drop back below 50

there goes my October rent money. who here >moving in with mom

it just keeps going up bros
what do i do

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