/smg/ - Stock Market General

1990s Nickelodeon edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/virginity/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed) (embed)

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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fomo'd into SQQQ, have fun bulls

I am down 500$ now.
I cant stand this anymore

Bonjour.

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You're not down until you sell

-6% today, but still up 30% for the week so idc. NKLA has no way to refute the mountain of evidence Hindenburg dumped on them so my puts will print while the horse takes a break

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This is what I get for paying taxes.

Will PTON shit the bed?

Motherfucker either the other OP needs to start linking his shit or (You) need to start searching the catalogue for 'smg' before posting

45% DAL, 14.55% DIS, 13.47% T, SWTSX 13.37%, KO 3.20%, AAPL 3.08%, 7.88% rest

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WILL THIS PAIN EVER END

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uhhhhhh

FUCKING LINE GO UP
STOP BEING RED LINE BECOME GREEN LINE
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Do brain dead celebrities and trust fund kids buy stocks too?

Like some investor just tells them what to buy and they invest chunks of money to avoid paying taxes on it and then make more?

What the hell did you retards do buy Tesla at ath or just buying useless stocks?

Just wait for a dip in a big tech stock then buy it and forget it’s even there. Obviously gambling isn’t good for you

>tfw I sold everything last Thursday
Feels good

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SQQQ CHADS ASSEMBLE
OUR TIME HAS COME\

this day was supposed to be green

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They have money managers whose whole job is to invest in such a way as to maximize gains and minimize taxes.

REPORTING IN
100% OF MY LUNCH MONEY ON SQQQ
WAT DO NAO SIR?

God I wish I was fucking rich. Is it usually stocks these people buy?

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guys what happens to my GME calls if ryan cohen offers to buy the whole thing

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AAPL and SPY are reaming me

I got my first hard-on from that Melissa Joan Heart. Good times.

Spxu to at least 30

Glad I got out of tech for the time being.

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Some, also real estate and business opportunities.

>Bought FNDG At the beginning of the week
Time to get revenge for selling FNGU at 50$

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I sold my tech funds. Its time.

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Tesla is the only one that did bad and it bounced right back up lol

Based fellow boomer (mine was Jenny McCarthy)

Youre at least 34 if you've watched the roundhouse.

Move aside boomers, mine was Lucy Lawless in Xena

Gonna hold on to me Apple till I die. Enjoy epic stock splits along the way (5 assuming 1 every 10 years)

Wait is tech really shitty right now I’m stupid I just bought a lot

>b-buy the dip!
WELL GIVE ME MONEY THEN YOU RETARD TO BUY THAT DIP CUZ I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT

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Big vaccines coming, incredible

We entered a down cycle. Did you think stocks only go up?

ahhhhh

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What did you buy

Y-yes

Yea, you're on Zig Forums, this is a place for autistic failure millenials, the zoomers are just our guests, you just realized that?

I blew several loads to both chicks in Xena, Melissa joan hart and jenny McCarthy, Pamela anderson and cindy crawford. Hell the first thing I did when I got internet in the late 90's was hit up Nude Raider.com.

just accumulating more every day. Sell covered calls, buy more apple. Wheel if necessary. Repeat until I own every apple share in the world

I bought too
I hoped that today would be green. now I am scared

lmao

There is no such thing as a loss, just a learning opportunity.

Quick, all in on TQQQ or SQQQ

>Not being a 30 yr old boomer
I hope nobody in this thread was born after 1991

Welcome, fren. Embrace destruction. Embrace chaos.

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I sold. I expect it to settle around $108, then buy back in.
This month seems bad for tech, though, so I'm spooked. So much social unrest, fires roasting the west, and no stimulus in sight. All of this means fewer people spending their time and money on phones playing gacha and shit.

POWER QUARTER HOUR IS HERE LIKE I TOLD YOU

If I buy options and I hit the number before the option expires am I still allowed to cash out? Or do I have to wait until the expiration date to sell and wherever that stock is sitting on that date is what I get?

sqqq at the end of market hours. its still dropping

A lot of them get ripped off horrifically though. The only person you can ever trust is yourself.

investopedia.com/financial-edge/0312/why-athletes-go-broke.aspx

Bought calls at the top and bought puts at the bottom

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HOLDIE WHAT WILL YOU DO?

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I'm fucking pissed off.

I bought after the red but who knows. I don’t think it’s going to drop massively.

Type your stock names into this channel: m.youtube.com/channel/UC7r4-nZ4icT8SIcnisXFSHQ

He seems to be right about a lot of shit and he’s big on tech stocks

Is Nikola going to be the next meme stock. I can't get a decent meme reading on it

THE MOUSE WILL SURVIVE

u sell them whenever u want

u can abandon ship any time

I’m kinda retarded and new but couldn’t these guys just buy stocks like amazon Apple and google and just be on a train to steady slow money

Calls are fuk. I’m switching to buying shares moving forward, what stock cheapies should I buy during the toilet party next week? I’m thinking TQQQ, BHLB, Palantir, and WKHS if it dips.

>Inb4 he bought GME

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Wow this article is racist, whitesplaining not to spend your money on gold hubcaps and entire mansions full of shoes

Can confirm. I’m 31 and watched Nick religiously and neither me or my wife remember watching “The Roundhouse”

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capped, frend

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The majority of them are stupid fucks who aren't as talented as guys like Michael Jordan who capitalize on their own personal brand or guys like Peyton Manning who just enjoy their paydays and do basic ad gigs on the side.

Is my poop normal? All ive eaten for two days is steak and vodka

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SQQQ

This is the real market we avoided for six months.

I still believe in GME.
Partly because i'm delusional, buy Cohen doesn't just throw millions at companies that are about to go down to see whether it sticks.
Going to hold until november.

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111 aapl is 444 before split
aka still overvalued as a motherfucker

Sad that fagman takes my boomer stocks with it tho

nows the time to buy GME i wish i could buy more but my robinhood account is completely blocked because im retarded

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Yeah, it looks like that because of the alcohol.

Yeah that GME call shit hurt brah, luckily I made back half that loss on Horse puts already.

Take some Metamucil. Also, drink water.

GME is worth 3 dollars a share

you cannot eat vodka, Boris

WS is fucked right now. The rug is being pulled. Is this it bros?

Never had vodka jelly?