Listen the fuck up faggots

Ok, its time you fucking faggots listen. See this man right here. His name is Brendan Eich, he fucking INVENTED Javascript, you know, that language used in literally every website everywhere.

Take a moment and look at his head.
Look at how fucking BIG his head is.
It is literally 8x the size of the average human.
Compare the size of his head to somebody like Zuckerberg or Bezos, and Eichs fucking DWARFS theirs.
Just look at how fucking massive it is.
Now imagine the size of his fucking brain, how much it can compute.
Complex critical thinking problems are fucking DECIMATED by this mans brain.
It literally radiates power at idle it has so many wrinkles in it.


This man was briefly CEO of Firefox before he was wrongly and unjustly ousted.
His hatred fro non privacy browsers runs very deep.
Now take this hatred and couple it with his disgustingly large brain, and what do you get?
Well you get the Brave browser of course.

This guy is fucking sick of seeing the average person taken advantage of and privacy raped day in and day out by massive conglomerates like Google and Facebook.

Enter BAT.

Bat is currently trading at 25 cents. Yes 25 fucking cents.
If you are not accumulating you will stay poor for fucking ever.

Anytime you go to question the BAT project, just go and take a look at a picture of Eichs head. Look at how big it is, and then try to fucking tell me that BAT is not one of, if not the most promising coins.

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LOOK AT IT

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FEAR IT

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IT GAINS POWER EACH DAY

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THERE IS NO STOPPING IT

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FUCKING LOOK AT IT

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YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF ITS FRUITS

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geez look at the size of that cranium

yes. Its power knows no bounds

40$ EOY, do not doubt

What if this dude just pivots to VRA like that

Imagine the seething

HOW IS IT SO LARGE?!?!

VRA is a fucking joke pajeet scam. Get the fuck out of here currynigger

He's an old man, is lower with age and having been very successful once doesn't guarantee his plan will work.

3 fucking years

Massive, I actually doubled down since those fudders made that other thread claiming to farm BAT.

Same kind of fud was going around when link mooned and ive been an investor since ico.

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>is lower with age

what do you mean by this?
If you're implying age can stop a man with a brain that fucking big you are dead wrong kiddo

I have too. That FUD is pathetic

Then why is it a stablecoin instead of mooning like in your version of reality?

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but does he have a cave a troll?

fuck your head is probably massive too

Yes that's what I mean, smart young guy become slow dumb and attached to stupid ideas

Is mooning violently to $40 a stablecoin to you fucking loser piece of shit

you are clearly a pajeet so I am going to dump your shitty opinion in the trash where it belongs

Eugenics was disproven decades ago. No correlation to brain power and head size

That FUD is best larp I've ever seen lmfaoooo. t. 6+years of professional coding experience

Thanks for the kek OP. spending ENTIRE paycheque on BAT this round.
COPE

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lol ok mr tiny brain. Shows why you are so retarded

How does it feel to know that thousands of BAT are being mined every day by bots?

Wronggggggg.
The team utterly decimates botting. Ensuring only true, organic users are left

this

Lold irl thanks user god bless eich