Spent the past two months playing vidya, shitposting and collecting my paycheck whilst ""working from home""

>spent the past two months playing vidya, shitposting and collecting my paycheck whilst ""working from home""
>Get email from boss today, hey user I noticed you hadn't sent me the latest figures yet
>What figures ohshit.jpg
>Blitz through my unread emails and bash out some excel functions
>Sorry boss guess I'm still getting to grips with working from home, here you go
>Replies, thanks user this must have taken you a while
mfw

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>Start working office job
>have to "work" from home
>Done fuck all for the last two weeks
>Browsing Zig Forums and checking charts
>Noone checking in

office jobs are officially dead, once they catch on people aren't doing shit everyone will be working part time

>good

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I spend most of my home office watching porn and playing with my 4 months old puppy.

Based

Pathetic. We really are at the end of civilization.

Based indeed

Nigger lol this is so sad. Hope you will lose your money hahahaha

Chad

why dont you fuck it?

>Bored as fuck all January and February barely doing anything at work
>Go full time WFH, spend most of the day on biz or buying crypto, send a few emails every now and then in-between dota games
>hit the magical point where i have no meetings and my boss only cares about if I do what I need to
>only do maybe 4 hours a week from march until September
>performance review time
>"user - we know this year has been challenging but you've really taken this whole wfh thing head on and havent missed a beat, im putting you forward for a promotion and giving you five stars, i wish all my employees were like you!"
>Get paid more and do even less

Stay comfy out there boys

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i feels more and more that they see us as frogs and are cooking us slowly until it is too late.
might as well enjoy the ride...

cu most people's dicks won't fit in it unlike your little toothpick dick.

cringe

Absolutely BASED. goes to show how fucking clueless middle management really is

>Still have to go to work in wage cage
>zero downtime for corona because "essential service"
>take 30 minute shit on company time
Some of us have to play the hand we are dealt user.

based posters

Kinda enjoying the working from home situation 2bh

Never again will we get this opportunity

inevitable work from home tax will be implemented next financial year to force people back to the office

Cmon pajeet at least leave us one thread....

Similar.

I been tripple dipping. I got my job remote and onboarded two other contract roles.

All the same line of work so just emails but mostly no work.

6 paychecks monthly. All IT.

Sigh.

>>take 30 minute shit on company time
Absolutely fucking BASED. Get 'em.

are you not getting taxed out the ass user?

I could need some of you home office fags. I have so many new customers and would need to expand my production operation to keep up with demand. You home fags should start to grow weed

What do you do?

Engineer, I work with boomers who type with two fingers so I can just smash out in about 1 hour what takes them a day on the computer

thats not how taxes work

What business are you running fren?

he's a drug dealer user

Way ahead of you on the weed. Took ages for the lights from China but. My office chair is a hammock and projector for monitor.