Yeah uh, fo' fo' bulldog, my mothafucking pet I point it at you and tell that motherfucker fetch I'm fucking her good, she got her legs on my neck I get pussy, mouth and ass, call that bitch triple threat When I was in jail she let me call her collect But if she get greedy, I'ma starve her to death Top down, it's upset Been fucking the world and nigga and I ain't cum yet! You fuck with me wrong, I knock your head off your neck The flight too long, I got a bed on the jet The guns are drawn and I ain't talking 'bout a sketch I pay these niggas with a reality check Prepared for the worst but still praying for the best This game is a bitch I got my hand up her dress The money don't sleep so Weezy can't rest An AK47 is my fucking address, huh
>QQQ dying as we speak >TSLA still overbought and strong over $370 We need an instrument that will track the amount of suicides redditors will commit in the following weeks.
That's it, I can't take this anymore. I'm securing my meager gains and I leave the market for now. It's about to fucking crash again and there is no stimulus to keep it even crabbing for a month. I'd not invest in this shitcoin stock market, where the fuck can I put my money tho?
Tech is always undervalued. Sell QQQ at your own peril.
Justin Russell
why do you think it's about to crash?
Jackson Ward
this is like the 4th crash under drumpf tell me why I should vote for him and why biden would make it crash
Jayden Baker
chaturbate tokens
Jaxon Thomas
it's mid-crash right now, dude
Dominic Richardson
Keep it in your pocket for now. Very good buying opportunities when this whole mess is over.
Angel Edwards
Should I be buying cheap canadian oil stocks now if the weedman's gonna lose the election in favour of the oil friendly blue team later this month? Or is oil going to 20 again?
Owen Reed
UTZ has been good to me, it's reasonably recession-proof (everyone's gotta buy groceries), and they're expanding.
Unlike RKT. Fucking RKT. JUST GO UP
William Diaz
CRASH IT CRASH IT CRASH IT I HAVE SPXU CALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sebastian Nguyen
Daily reminder to shower atleast once a month
Xavier Fisher
I liquidated everything, all my 774 dollars
Ethan Flores
The case for Takeda Pharmaceutical:
e more you can see how these changes all help the virus survive and spread, but at the same time what these gene changes do to the body to cause the disease.
In fact, their model explains almost everything that is being seen in CV19: why clotting problems happen; why Vit D is important; why high blood pressure is a risk factor but once you get sick it then drops; why the virus causes brain fog; why people are sicker in the middle of the night; why the lungs fill up with goo; why the intestinal issues happen; why the strange salt imbalances occur that cause irregular heartbeats and sudden cardiac deaths; why men are more likely than women to get sick; why young people have fewer symptoms than oldsters... and on and on and on. And it turns out that BK is intimately involved in a lot of these changes, including the massive inflammatory response that’s being seen. It’s truly a “beautiful” model.
So it turns out, if this model and hypothesis is correct, that the “cytokine storm” we’ve all been hearing about isn’t exactly the right concept of what’s occurring in these folks... it’s actually a “Bradykinin storm” instead.
The significance of this achievement isn’t just a profoundly deep understanding of why the virus causes all of the medical consequences that it does, nor is it the deserved respect for a bunch of computer scientists who turned their area of expertise and the second most powerful supercomputer on the planet to looking into something completely unrelated to their normal line of work, but nevertheless having the insight to realize the importance of their results. The real significance is that by intimately revealing the intensely complex pathways that lead to CV19 syndrome (1/2)
Half cash, 22% JETS, 22% PALL, 6% KO. I dunno what kinda doomy but also optimistic bull i'm being here. This is just how things wound up being. I guess i'm still bearish on the dollar?
do i get out of sqqq while im positive or clench my asshole and hold
Oliver Smith
Look up Biden’s tax plan
I rest my case
It’s crashing under Trump due to the 80 year long term best cycle nothing in particular he’s doing to cause it
Grayson Ward
Stock Market is no fun like that.
Colton Lopez
It was running on fumes last month, Tesla and Apple hype kept it pumping, but we've run out of fuel and the Democrats will simply not allow any stimulus till after the election. I wouldn't even be surprised if they called a few of their Pedo Friends and asked for a favor to sell for now, crash the market, blame it on Trump and help Biden as much as they can. They would rather see America crash and burn than to endure another 4 years of Pedo Hunting under Trump.
Lincoln Hall
still in it with you bro SPXU just doesn't move like SQQQ
When scientists come up with a model that works so well to tie everything together to explain what is already known about something, but which then goes on to make predictions that are subsequently confirmed, the word “beautiful” can be used to describe their model. And when criminal investigators try to solve financial crimes they are said to “follow the money.” Well, researchers at the Oak Ridge National Laboratory have followed the money. They used the Summit supercomputer, the second fastest supercomputer in the world, capable of 148.8 petaflops (148 thousand million million calculations per second) to do something called genetic datamining. They tried to see what genetic differences within the human genome might exist between SARS-CoV-2 infected cells and normal cells, by crunching extraordinarily massive amounts of data through the supercomputer for for an entire week. (If I've done my math correctly, that’s 89,500 million quadrillion calculations!) As a result, they have been able to identify several dozen genes that the virus revs up by hundreds to thousands of times normal (this is more accurately referred to as "upregulation"), and other genes that the virus basically shuts off ("downregulation"). As I read their work and study it, honestly, given what these genes do explains and predicts so well the entirety of the Covid-19 syndrome, that this science feels “beautiful” to me. And if this model verifies, which I think is likely given the beauty of this science, it also opens the door to a number of drugs that alreadyhave FDA approval which could quickly be repurposed.
Julian Torres
shorting is the only way to make money in stock markets now.
Shorting literally is the new paradigm of stocks.
I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere.
Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!!
Short to -$0 !!!
Until not even 1 penny is left and then the NASDAQ ceo will owe me money :)
Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now?
Omg like shorting is brilliant! QQQ will ofc go down forever.
You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you?
Didn’t you hear?
$100 by end of minute, $50k by end of hour, $10 end of day, and zero digits back to sub $1 end of week!!
Shorting is the best way to success!!
I’m writing a book on shorting.
Shorters, bears and robinhood foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!!
David Howard
Imma try a REIT. Collecting some gay ass divvies for awhile
Eli Harris
i can't see a long-term bottom my suspicion is that we need to overshoot the bottom of the channel before we head up, though so we need a really REALLY bad day some time soon one possible support level is right around 10k
rip those calls user. at least mine don't expire until next friday
Jaxon Rodriguez
if you're a young person stocks crashing = great, because you can buy cheapies the only reasons that you shouldn't want stocks to crash are: (1) the crash is bad enough to hurt the economy and make you lose your job, or (2) you're a boomer about to retire, so you need to sell your stocks
Ethan Morgan
>reddit spacing what is this shitty copypasta
Henry Russell
Technically that's a bear flag. Only trouble is it is not a reliable pattern on indexes due to frequent dip-consolidate-melt up maneuver.
Brandon Roberts
Okay so hear me out
You buy a call and a put, both expiring a couple months out. 50% of your portfolio in each.
The market moves one way or another over the next month, probably by a lot. One option most likely gains somewhere over 100% and the other loses 100%, but no more.
It's a guaranteed win
Oliver Williams
TL;DR What the fuck are you babbling about?
Kayden Thompson
we talking another crash like happened in march?
Xavier Reed
brilliant plan thank you for the theta
Eli Hill
D O M P E E T
Alexander Foster
Sold my Tesla stock at a $2000 loss, to concentrate on my biib options.
Sebastian Wood
The shoorter
Levi Miller
march ended artificially that's the only way this one will end especially now that it's been ANNOUNCED that there will be no stimulus deal
Lincoln Nguyen
>reverse image search >no results Are you the guy who picks up crack heads?
Isaiah Evans
Big black nigga in a icey watch Shoes on the coupe, bitch I got a Nike shop Count the profits you could bring 'em in a Nike box Grinding in my Jordans kick 'em off they might be hot, swish! I’m swimming in a yellow bitch in the red 911 looking devilish (Haha!) Red beam make a bitch nigga sit down Thought it were bullet proof till he got hit the fifth time Drop palmolive in a nigga dope Make it come back even harder than before (Yeah!) Baby I’m the only one that paid your car notes Well connected got killers off in Chicago
Fair amount of autism in this post. That being said, when I start seeing zoomer thots tweet about how they bought a put option on AAPL. I'll be all in at that point. That's when the crash is over.
Yeah there's literally a strategy for that called a straddle
Hudson Watson
It's going to 90
Lincoln Carter
REITs are going down too like SPG don't forget that positive cash flow with REITs are misleading since a lot of their tenants are still ultimately zombie corporations that are only staying afloat from government intervention. They are still uncertain as fuck even if their financials look ok (a lot of them still giving full dividends)
Jackson Walker
Buy TAK because they're gonna cure COVID eventually I guess
Mfa has been good to me anytime I've traded it before. Just a temporary parking spot obviously to sell if it starts heading down or if tech ever fucking resumes the insanity. They cut all divvies but recently reinstated a .05 divvy. It isn't shit but its usually very stable and consistent.
