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so the most viable option would be a regular job? would my best bet just be something like mcdonalds or amazon?

i got my first job at a pizza place when i was 24. it was pretty embarrassing but honestly there are a lot of losers out there like us. the worst part was serving one of my old friends from middle school (who was a computer engineer already). it was a fun job though. got to screw around with the other coworkers, turning the phones off and getting high out back. it was a small, family owned spot that didn't get much business.

6 years later i make a 90k salary managing security guards. the first step is always the hardest user.

Get a CDL through a trucking company in exchange for a year of your service and live the long-haul lyfe. It's a very NEET-like existence as is, except you'll be making fairly decent money.

If you have no criminal background and a clean driving record then don't hesitate to shoot for the best jobs, because given your competition, you can demand more. Be diligent about keeping your record clean, however.

I only have speeding tickets. Would that affect me?

Depending on how old they are, usually less than 3 years, then yes, absolutely. That's the kind of thing that can totally kill your prospects in this industry.

>activate technological unemployment
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You're thinking of autism bux

>6 years later i make a 90k salary managing security guards. the first step is always the hardest user.

Were you ever a security guard yourself at some point? I want to know more about this transition lol

I'd rather make 90k "managing" security vs double that doing engineering.

Cleanse yourself from your online time for 30 days and you will be normie

Ill give you a tip on a help desk job for compensation

>for compensation
wowwww that's what I call greedy lol

Go get a job on a loading dock somewhere. Learn to drive forklift, take night shift and work on a degree when you are off. Will have first hand supply chain knowledge and degree, use to acquire decent salary wagie job.

>Will have first hand supply chain knowledge and degree

I'm a software eng with a degree, looking at what else is out there in life.

Is getting a forklift gig really a viable switching path to some "supply chain" gigs and the degree is valued?

I always wondered how somoene got into the supply chain industry

Depends how long you've been a neet mostly. IQ plays a part too, sometimes if you've been a neet for too long and you're not that smart, it's almost impossible to transition back to normie life. Anything more than 2 years, you're going to have a pretty hard time re adjusting. My social skills started tanking after about 6 months, it sort of bottoms out though if you have some day to day interactions with people.

Depending on where you live, warehouse (not Amazon.. it's as bad as people say) will take anyone in October/November for the Christmas putting consumer tat in boxes season.

I did it last year. It wasn't so bad, and will not test your neet social skills.

If you're a bit on the unemployable side, night shift work is also good as everyone is crazy and weird at 3am

I smell curry... And poo.

NEETbux don't run dry. They're tax payer guaranteed and will increase with inflation.

Driving a forklift around a warehouse pays much the same as walking around one. Forklift servicing isn't so bad though. Pays about the same as 2nd line IT support. The route in tends to be automotive servicing though.

E whoring

Clean your smelly ass up and try to get a job at a country club, namely in the mens locker room. Transition from there to bartender at the club.

Do something easy. Take me for example, I applied to be a janitor over at Macy’s. I routinely take upskirt videos of women changing in the dressing room. I even masturbated behind a few older broads and came on them. My buddy works over at the security surveillance room and helps me out.

If youre socially autistic just go for it and power through. Theyll think of you as that nice shy guy, thats it seriously. We have one here and hes a chef (or was? Havent seem him in a while). Just dew it. If youre a shower guy or shoe shine, you only have to say minimal things to people. Who knows maybe youll power through and get the social skills to be a bartender. Even thats not a big deal. Fake it til you make it, its all in your head. Just show up and power through. We even have a quiet bartender. Sure you get more $ by being a charismatic go getter but youll still get nice dough regardless. Its perfect for chainlink stacking.

why not the womens locker room?

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How in the...They didnt see it on their shoes or whatever?

Its smaller, typically and essentially unused. Mens is poppin. And its not what you think. Carpeted floors...Apply and find out!

Your loss business to business help desk (easy) $13/hr anywhere in the united states and lots of opportunities for OT and holiday pay and tons of downtime to browse Zig Forums. If you make it 2 years and get promoted youll make $19/hr. Worth the hazing period if youre young and have 0 experience.