/smg/ - Stock Market General

You're all in on monkeydex.... right user?

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
twitter.com/stoolpresidente

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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Do I wait for next week to buy MSFT and AAPL or do I do it now?

>My puts

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It's over.

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ITS BOBO TIME HAHAHAHAHA

SQQQQQQQQQ^^^^^^^^^

Jeez I can't even keep up with how fast it's crashing

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Whats the next entry for SQQQ

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It's over, exit the market, the crash is here. No stimulus in America will drag everything down, I've fucking bet everything on that stimulus round and now I'm selling at a loss. Fuck Democrats, I fucking hope they burn.

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NKLA bros where do we go from here?

road to hell is bumpy

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I'm like a monkey buying random stocks
but I never sell

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Do I sell my Apple EOD or hodl? I don’t want to baghold for years guys.

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How do I profit from monke

Why is SHLL DUMPING I’m all in and this hurts

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WELCOME MY SON
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE

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if it hits 28 i swear to god ill sell

BRACE BRACE
youtube.com/watch?v=-LFwbTHzLQU

based chimp brain bro

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DJIA ticker broken on investing.com?

Delusional dip buyers rekt again

Fucking institutional scam artists try to pump it up every day now but they can't stop it, massive panic sell-off is coming.

Do you guys remember what it was like to make money

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>aapl
>bag holding
I hate you people especially so

YESSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE BULLS DIE

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NYSE: TAK

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WHEN DO I SELL SQQQ
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3 more hours.. how low we slidin' boys?

Is it bad that my portfolio is nothing but leaps now?

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i sold a third of my sqqq am i going to regret this

anything under $65 on workhorse is a steal

Extremely volatile, for a full week. It's really weird

I DID MY TIME
AND I WANT OUT

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i don't want to obey my own meme lines but they are telling me SQQQ is going up for a week or more

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my strangles are doing okay

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It's all downhill from here until the election folks

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SQQQ user TELL ME WHEN DO I SELL SHOULD I HOLD MY SPXU CALLS OVER THE WEEKEND?

Lol no

I’ve become so numb

>what is scalping

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The handle is broken.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

That's what I've been saying since august 28. I even correctly guessed the following wednesday would be the start of it all.

>TAK
google doesn't show a market cap
yahoo says the market cap is 58Billion, tradingview says 56 billion

looks like a pretty big company, what is their main source of revenue?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
I'VE REACHED MY LAST RESORT

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Holy kek that's a long way down to the trend line.

I'M OUT. I'M OUT OF MY 200 APPLE MARCH 2021 CALLS AT A 13K LOSS. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

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good lord. use tradingview (with an adblocker).

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I-its just profit taking, r-right?

another day, another red dildo up my ass. see you all at zero

>Amazon below $3099
WHY?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SELL AMAZON AT THE DOORSTOP OF THE SECOND WAVE AND ANOTHER LOCKDOWN?! ARE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE RETARDED?!

These swings are wild. Come back in half an hour to see 1%+ changes in indexes. And it just keeps swinging around

YOU MOTHER FUCKER I SHOULD HAVE ALL OF YOU WKHS SHILLS RUINED

I BOUGHT IN AT 23.80 AND LOOK WHERE IT IS NOW

FFUUUCCKKK YOU


IF I WENT ALL IN IN GME I'D BE DOING BETTER RIGHT NOW! THATS A FACT!

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post a screenshot of your mistakes so I can feel for you

NEED MORE POGGERS MEMES

Fuck the 50 line, this is a downtrend

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Iron hands TQQQikes hodl those sea cats!

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you guys know whats coming, right?

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merger soon it will go to 100$ at least, calm down

>tfw bought aapl at 116
i suck at this

It was last week, now it's just heading for another collapse. In March we've artificially "fixed" the market so it lasts till elecions. Guess the Democrats would rather crash it before.

WE NEED A HERO TO SAVE THE CHADDAQ
YOU GLORIOUS JAPANESE BOOMER, LET RAIN THE DEEP OTM CALLS ON QQQ AND TSLA
GOGOGOGOGOG

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Trying to convince myself that holding SQQQ over the weekend is a good idea and having a hard time doing so watching it take the fuck off

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Now this is how you make some money via gentrification. Go to a 3rd world shithole, import some hotels and mcdonald's and voila, you're a fucking billionaire.

you can use MS paint and write the phrase "poggers" on any image your want
think about it

IM JUST GETTING STARTED. YOU WILL REPENT. FEAR ME

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How long until final collapse and new reset? I can't live like this anymore.

a 300 point red candle on nasdaq?

MORE LIKE CRASHDAQ AMIRITE BROS

AAL $15c 9/11
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500 of them

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just bought more calls

why

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i just rolled my calls to 9/18
all my house money

OFFICIAL NASDAQ THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=Hm7vnOC4hoY

Wtf why would you do that so prematurely?

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It’s dancing around support again. If TQQQ doesnt break 117 by 2pm I’m buying back in.

Do emojis work here?

That's all you get

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because I hate money and like being assfucked

this retard caused this, leave it up to autistic jap boomers you get what you deserve

The jacked flights were UAL not AAL bro.

Any Canadian Mine stock bois here
ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/exclusive-tesla-talks-buy-low-132013719.html

you just dont get it you fucking loser

STOP FUCKING SELLING

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new I just bought 28.50 sqqq calls at 11:50 and I'm fuckin rolling in dough
also bought 100 FNGD at $11.25 at the perfect time, shit just mooned right after

DIE BABY DIE HOPE THE WHOLE ECONOMY GETS REKT BY 4PM PLEASE THATD BE GREAT

>Do emojis work here?

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bad idea

>Do emojis work here?
Holy fuck this is actually bearish

never voting republican ever again

uh, why is the VIX down on the day what sort of bullshit is this?

>check stonks
>apple down big
>amd down big
>nvidia down big
Financially ruined, etc. I'm still not selling. Either these return to greatness by the end of the year, or I'll sink with the ship and be a wage working mercenary for the rest of my life.

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I AM FINACALLY TUINED

So is this the bottom or just the bottom before the bottom before the bottom?

It's unironically over

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At Cracker Barrel. What do I get

>do emoji's work here?

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CHINA OPPOSES A FORCED SALE OF TIKTOK'S U.S. BUSINESS BY BYTEDANCE, WOULD RATHER SEE IT SHUT
>CHINA OPPOSES A FORCED SALE OF TIKTOK'S U.S. BUSINESS BY BYTEDANCE, WOULD RATHER SEE IT SHUT
CHINA OPPOSES A FORCED SALE OF TIKTOK'S U.S. BUSINESS BY BYTEDANCE, WOULD RATHER SEE IT SHUT
>CHINA OPPOSES A FORCED SALE OF TIKTOK'S U.S. BUSINESS BY BYTEDANCE, WOULD RATHER SEE IT SHUT
CHINA OPPOSES A FORCED SALE OF TIKTOK'S U.S. BUSINESS BY BYTEDANCE, WOULD RATHER SEE IT SHUT
>CHINA OPPOSES A FORCED SALE OF TIKTOK'S U.S. BUSINESS BY BYTEDANCE, WOULD RATHER SEE IT SHUT
CHINA OPPOSES A FORCED SALE OF TIKTOK'S U.S. BUSINESS BY BYTEDANCE, WOULD RATHER SEE IT SHUT
>CHINA OPPOSES A FORCED SALE OF TIKTOK'S U.S. BUSINESS BY BYTEDANCE, WOULD RATHER SEE IT SHUT

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i sold apple at a loss. looks like i did, in fact, NOT sell the bottom. i hope i can catch the real upswing...

Yeah, fuck them. We need the stimi.

It's a sign this dumping is natural lel

I've been in red for 72 days straight

Every day the VIX's high is lower than the day before, and the low is also lower than the day before. We are extremely slowly settling down again. But god damn is it annoying.

chicken pot pie
with a side of chicken pot pie
and mashed potatoes on the same FUCKING plate

they have this potato thing with syrup that is really good, the name escapes me at the moment
their pancakes are delicious

I'm financially tuned

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I mean I’ve never seen one so I didnt think so, but this is confusing.

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>voting ever
>not doing your part in decreasing turnout that leads to the eventual delegitimization of the Democratic system

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y'all ready for this

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I’m not sure I can’t figure out how to upvote either

kekking @ bulls IRL rn

Based chinks. That's why you don't invest in their shit.

danke

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I held to long on apple. Went from 6k+ gains to like 1k gain which i proceeded to lose on a single apple leap. Plus more when I got a second at a lower price... Then I got memed into GME... I forgot to ignore Zig Forums for stock advice (in regards to what stocks to buy). Really pist as i finally HODL'd (apple that is) only to lose most of it and then a but moreand then I got suckered into GME cause someone painted it as a sure thing and I ignored myself.

I got
/HODL'd/ and /GME'd/

so fucking CLOSE fuck it’s like (((they))) know my positions

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Tik Tok isn't going to be bought out

Based chinks telling that orange retard to fuck off

they work in the name field

good

good choice, seconded

Chicken fried chicken with dumplingsX2

>what the fuck is a broker
:rocket_emoji:

how do I short urban centers?

Da nuh nuh nah nah nuh nuh nuh na!

pandemic cancelled i guess since no more dancing nurse videos will be tiktokd

You can work emoji's into the filename, i've seen it, not that i'd ever do that I hate emoji's they're a plague

What does this mean?

Hmm. Volume is soft. Not quite thin but, ya know, light.

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Meatloaf, hash brown casserole.

can't wait to lower my basis!

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that's some TV-show level of drama
I love it

RIP microsoft
RIP walmart

never voting democrat ever again

Rumors that 3 out of 4 defendants (all except Chauvin) to have charges dropped soon

low volume = low faith
doomp it

It pumped on no news and has been crabbing for months. Just imagine our stress when it crabbed at 15 forever, now at least it’s stable above 22

Apple is gonna be 90 EOY fucking end me

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It has a super high p/e
Amazon has a shit profit margin, and should they ever elevate it they lose a lot of marketshares
People use Amazon because its cheap, if it aint cheaper than the other online retailers they are fucked
The chad play to profit of online sales is in logistics

It means it looks like the prosecution doesn't have a case and will get dismissed. Meaning US Riots 2.0

The fuck out. Plebstaraunt.

>buy the dip
>healthy correction
>dca
>time in the market

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What does this mean, are they trying everything they can to make sure the charges don't get dropped or something?

Lol now THIS is a shakeout

>do emojis work here
>wtf is a broker

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man sqqq looking like a peak to me
what do

Should i cash out now and hold off til elections?

Why does Jeremy POW have such a hard on for the Dow? Just let it crash so I can buy some cheap ass stocks. What a but hurt faggot. He keeps deflating the dollar with his autistic meltdowns trying to keep the Dow green even if it’s 0.05

Bros, I really really want to buy this dip. Someone give me on good reason why I shouldn't

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Gotta grow up eventually.

I think it's time to sell lads
We had a good time but America is dying. Managed in a completely retarded way there is no way that China isn't catching up now. The American century is over.

Sell, wait a month and re-enter into big China companies.

Do I double down on GME bros? It's going back to 8 right?

buy more
it is bringing me money
but it is bringing me no joy to be right about this

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buy it
but don't just pound all in at one time
just nibble on the dip slowly

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Powell has nothing to do with that.

fucking low volume shit. Can't stand it.

I've been buying it since it started and I'm down almost 15%

side of sweet pickles
fried chicken
and steal that little triangle game for hours of autism fun

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The US as a country is on a downtrend. There is no real reason to buy into a country unable to keep its economy afloat, even when they have the world's reserve currency and most power.

I'm over at the massage spot in the city
Wish me luck bros..

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Yes

It’s not done dipping yet.

Any other bears especially comfy knowing how all of these stock experts during this bubble are all going to collectively eat shit? Feels good man.

Got 20 apple, 20 Microsoft. Not feeling bad at all

Buy Apple at $98 just before close.
Then you can sell it at $118 in 2020.

i memorized how to win that game so i get free drinks now

This is only the beginning

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post a better shot of her feet for the lads

GME around 4th quarter reports might get slightly spicy again if you are willing to hold that long to gamble on recovering your funds. Not saying it will squeeze though.

wew lads

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I got this but with one of hashbrown casserole. Thanks user.

Just sold everything but divvy bags.

Do it. I bought in at 8.08 and I'm not worried in the slightest.