/smg/ - Stock Market General

>perfectly timed the bottom of APPL yesterday
>it wasn't the bottom

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what if they end the 10k party? how low do we go?

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WHERES THE BOTTOM AAAHHHHHH

This is now a DOWCHAD thread, n*scucks pls show yourselves out we don't need your ugly nonperformance

QQQ calls cheapies!

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SQQQ under $27?????????????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VIX just charts the S&P I believe. Let me double check.

Don’t worry TQQQ bulls, I just bought SQQQ calls so now QQQ is gonna pump.

i think the bottom could be lower than that

>tfw started trading literally yesterday.
>234 dollars in spread across, TSLA, AAPL, PTON, REGI and just a dollar in Silver.
>down 16.60
This isn't like the movies :(

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OMFG I REALLY DID BUY AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME

EVERY FUCKING COIN RED

EVERY FUCKING STOCK RED

is it finally starting to happen, bobros?

Who here making popcorn for monday?

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I did this too and saw all the bear flags this morning and sold at 115, wtf user

Start believing in boomer fundamentals. Ask local boomer for investment advice.

this
counting on 200 by eoy now

>$234
Bro I probably lose that much money just on the spread in market orders

What the fuck bro, Nasdaq just dropped like 50 points in minutes

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SQQQ calls, I’m not even joking.

I tried and he tried to make me shine his shoes ;(

that's correct, the VIX is the S&P implied volatility
there are other volatility indices for the other stock indices
for example
tradingview.com/symbols/CBOE-RVX/
is russell's volatility

Fuck this, I'm turning off my monitor and not looking at my stock for a year. I'm going to get drunk now. . .

ONLY 2 TIMES SINCE 2002 HAVE MARKETS GONE DOWN ON 9/11
>ONLY 2 TIMES SINCE 2002 HAVE MARKETS GONE DOWN ON 9/11
ONLY 2 TIMES SINCE 2002 HAVE MARKETS GONE DOWN ON 9/11
>ONLY 2 TIMES SINCE 2002 HAVE MARKETS GONE DOWN ON 9/11

RALLY INTO CLOSE, HOLD ON
>RALLY INTO CLOSE, HOLD ON
RALLY INTO CLOSE, HOLD ON
>RALLY INTO CLOSE, HOLD ON

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Oh definitely, I'm not worried though more a meme, will wait for the dip then buy NVIDIA is it's anything like it was in March.

You forgot to give him a firm handshake. A common sooner mistake.

I seriously can’t lose any more money

u holding through the weekend tho???

short the VXX, i actually feel bad i didn't short more the volatility is already dropping again

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F that
ALL IN ON MUSKCOIN
They will drop the car part if need be and be a company that only makes purchases of deep OTM calls on its options chain
The margins will be incredible. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's an epic fight between boomer bears and zoomer robinhooders. GE vs ZM

I just bought the SQQQ calls, cause fuck this market for a few weeks.

SPACs have been key this year. I had a good return on SHLL and GRAF. Any recommendations for something new to jump into? I’ve parked some cash in SOAC to ride out these red days

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Do you have some kind of strange superstitious belief that the same thing can never happen more than twice or some shit?

You dun goofed

Wtf

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Anyone got a good idea when to pick up some Microsoft?

NASDAQ WHALE IS SELLING

EVERYONE OUT

It just keeps going

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Welp, now I know my calls are fucked.

That was so goddamn funny when it was posted.

>I was right
This is a nice feeling. Thanks user.

Oh fuck. It's real after all.

minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/09/11/judge-in-floyd-case-disqualifies-members-of-hennepin-co-attorneys-office/

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You bought now? For next week?

Watch the big short, masturbate to hardcore interracial and yell at your mother for no reason. Only then will you try understand what it takes to become a successful investor.

For every day we don't retest march lows, the upcoming crash becomes worse and will drill deeper. The crash has been artificially delayed for six months now. Prepare for pain.

sauce?

well all that shit is up 50% on the year for no reason so..... easy to sell.

I bought today

Been in cash nearly 2 weeks god im fucking BORED

It's never a bad time.

Around blacks, Jeb can't relax.

>TSLA
LMAO

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Goddamnit it's not done dumping.............

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SQQQ
Q
Q
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Should I do puts so the market stops crashing?

I am so fucked.
But I bought more cause I'm doomed regardless.

Things are pumping and crashing wildly every few minutes.

>HII
thanks to whoever was posting about this stock ~2 weeks ago
I like it

good job !

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>tesla outperforming Nasdaq

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what's this mean im retarded

Son has to sell. investors dont like softbank gambling in options. see softbank stock down big since the news broke.

>The result was a furious selloff in SoftBank stock which at one point lost 17% of its market cap in the days after the derivative strategy became public.

Swooped 10. If she dips below 200$ will really scoop em up. Still kinda nervous if were gonna really crash

maybe I should just buy KO

Calls on NIKOLA y/n?

I hope you are not doing TA on vix

Everything's taking a shat... Oh well. (Got a 3 bed,1.5 bath w/basement & garage plus nice rear deck & yard; Pay $400 a month. Live under 10 min from work in smallish city)

Stock market go kaboomboom.

They're getting ready to dismiss charges against 3 out of 4 of the officers in the George Floyd case (all except Chauvin)

why does every bear think we're dropping to 6000 again

>why yes I invest in AAPL and TSLA because I own an iphone and I like RC catrs, how could you tell?

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Do I close my 27 calls memelines? Can I call you memelines?

>my 2 shares oh no!

i also feel bad for people who made 200% but on like 4 shares.

didn't tsla like gap down 20% the day before?

POO IN THE LOO

Why the fuck is the market crashing?

Why did it cross your mind that it had stopped? Just quit already if you're that shit

I dumped SQQQ/short term puts daytrade position. mon prolly green imo

It's because the 3 are not white enough to frame the white supremacy narrative, once they get rid of the ballast they can go hogwild.

auy

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Because bobo does not consider a drop less than 50% to be legitimate. This is why he will say market has been uninterrupted bull run since 2008.

I didnt mean a permanent one, but short term for sure.
Checked, and I agree, we can go much much lower.

Right now we are facing all the issues from back in march, and then some, and have less ways to mitigate them.

nikkei pushing higher. china and japan are overtaking "covid" beaten western world. they more rational

youtube.com/watch?v=k7s2PgeZCrk

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He doesn't /have/ to do shit.

do i stay in sqqq over the weekend or dump it today whrn it looks good

yes this is what you call only the beginning of the fuckening.

Oh.... based honestly

If you don't understand how are you in the market?

Take a longer time horizon if daily moves upset you. It's because of bear market behavior (sell uptrends)

China and Trump as always

all the same to me

i closed my $27 9/11 calls and bought $27.5 for 9/18

SQQQ UNDER $27 AGAIN WTFFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS IS THE BOTTOM BOIS

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Chauvin deserves a bullet in his head for what he did.

We forgot

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I wonder what it must be like to them to hear that people in the west think wearing masks, which was already normal over there for decades, is some kind of conspiracy to turn their frogs gay.

Arresting a criminal?

Was the stock split a trap?

Yes. It would take more grabbin to go lower maybe over weeks and depending on pollings, stimulus, etc.

Who is she???

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reminder that dividend stocks are king during these trying times

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getting caught on camera

>Kneel
>Don't Kneel

What the fuck do these people want?

He arrested a rapist drug addict, only person that deserves a bullet to the head is you faggot

WAKE ME UP!

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Agreed. He tried to save a violent criminal ape. Despicable. Glad he failed at least. Better get rid of him quick before he can succeed.

They went up to like 0.70 a contract at one point, should have pulled the trigger then but I wasn't sure if it was gonna keep pumping or what. Owell, first time I ever tried this options thing, guess I should just be happy that I'm in the money.

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Bobo had his fun, but it's time to get back to businiess

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