/smg/ stock market general

twin cowers edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
twitter.com/stoolpresidente

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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What the hell is that image?

half hour, lads.

sure sucks being a WKHS and DPHC chad lol psyche

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Baggie bought SQQQ, time to all in TQQQ calls

VIX back to pre-Dip levels!

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If anyone is feeling down about all the red just remember it'll be okay, I've been cumming into a tupperware container and keeping it in the freezer for the last few months, and I know no matter how much money I lose I still have my freezer cum, you need to find your own freezer cum

The Dancing Israelis - a costumed performance group that does provocative street art in NYC

did baggie really go short?

fuck fuck ffuck fuck fuck

FUCK YOU BAGGIE FOR BUYING SQQQ REEEEEE

Why are you collecting and freezing your jizz? What will you do when the tupperware container is full?

Buy DFEN.

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If Apple doesn't get near 200 by April 2021 I'm actually going to have to declare bankruptcy

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i just coomed and im so fuckin depressed that im down on sqqq calls i might just end it all

Liz is day trading!

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Bye bye SQQQ retards~

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

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eat it ofc

Im feeling pretty bullish about TAK (takeda pharmeceuticals) ever since the user talked about it this morning. Pharma company that has a long history but hasnt gone 2-3x this year, very low premium on leaps, and possibly a very low risk cure for covid. I think its a solid play and we all will say “how did i miss this” if it doubles

Baggie saved the economy boys. Let the golden bull run start.

Why would you use so much money on that kind of play?

WHERE'S THE VOLATILITY YOU FUCKERS PROMISED ME I WANTED TO SHORT MORE VXX GOD DAMMIT

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I thought they were the mascots for Urban Moooving Systems.

if TSLA closes green i'm gonna fucking kms

HOSANNA

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>they think it's over
this pump is only going to make monday that much worse

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Invest in the AI trinity

GOOG
MSFT
NVDA

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ok im definitely not a day trader just looking to hold at a good entry point, I bought some last Thurs and Friday but we've had a 10% nasdump and 7% s&p correction so far, sort of lines up with the june dump for the s&p at least and vix is trending down not that it means anything for the future.

Why the fuck are we going up holy shit I want to kill myself THE MARKET INVERSES EVERY FUCKING MOVE I MAKE

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Baggie >>>>>>> TA

WTF... If your shooting loads that much hell at least go to a sperm bank. They'll pay you for it.

>tupperware
oh you should have told me sooner, maybe i would have bought TUP back then. fuck

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RH is probably the only broker I used so far, mainly when I got my feet wet with trading, that ever closed me out of ITM short single legs and I got slapped with multiple early assignments. The other brokers I used I pretty much never been assigned early once for ITM short legs, let alone stopped me out of taking delivery for an expiring option. You get what you paid for after all.

I bought the SQQQ calls like you guys were all saying.

Because he's a gambling degenerate of course

Oh how clever!

the big one is always on monday

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GO GO GO

just buy and hold you fucking faggot. Stop buying the "bagholding for years" fud

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youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE

its called getting bogged

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>Sold half my TQQQ when it dropped 30%
>It's now going back up

hi

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wait

can you at least post proof?

Whew.. Apple has to drop below 106 before I'm in the red on it.

I miss rural retard user

Nice blurry blue blob, very sexy

Ooooooooooooooooooooo

MARKET RECOVERING
>MARKET RECOVERING
MARKET RECOVERING
>MARKET RECOVERING

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

ONLY 2 TIMES SINCE 2002 HAVE MARKETS GONE DOWN ON 9/11

MASSIVE RALLY INTO CLOSE, HOLD ON!!!!!!

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what happened to sqqq $28 eod. I’m dying bros. Down 80% this month. im going to zero now

dont wait

Oh right i gotta tweak this for smg

Im feeling pretty bearish about TAK (takeda HRT) ever since the user talked about it this morning. Pharma company that has a long history of loving niggers but hasnt gone 2-3x this year because its a chink scam, very low premium on puts. I think its a total fraud company and we all will say “how did i miss this” if it goes to 0

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they day isn't over

never trusting a female CEO ever again.

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kek, there it goes. dumbass bulls

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nasdaq getting punched the fuck down instantly kek

Stop posting this mentally ill tranny.

You made TA bro an hero

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Turn in your American birth certificate, you lost your rights

Shes long on TAK

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How confident do you feel knowing that baggie has the same calls as you?

You think we're dropping a whole 1% on QQQ in 20 mins?

Where the fuck is that boys father

Man, maybe I should start a biotech company

i rolled my calls forward at the SQQQ peak
plus, today isn't over and baggie could be lying

How dumb do you have to be to buy right now?

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AHAHAHAHAHA

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hi

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all i'm saying is that the day isn't over and we're riding the top of the channel hard

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we're crashing again it's over bull bros

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Burgerpunk

We're going above 50MM before closing anons!

Fuck bears. You're getting BFTO before weekend. I'm expecting a short squeeze early on Monday on all the motherfuckers who bet against America.

I'll short whatever ticker is in my ID.

based bvll poster

Boaz and Jachin.

I can't afford anymore losses. This market is so erratic and unpredictable I got instantly JUSTED on 3 trades. Decides to do 1 more hail mary short with Tesla and got ruined in 5 minutes. I'm done, I can't justify putting anymore money into my account. To think I was about to quit my day job because I had these fantasies in my head about being a rich investor. All those anons gloating about fucking prostitutes and living the good life got to my head.

How come NET didn't shit itself with the rest of tech today? New bottom, perhaps

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i would just like to say fuck nigger and trannies, thank you.

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feeling so smug i got out of sqqq when i did

Can't hang with the big dogs stay on the porch bitch

Wait until battery day user

Bronze age pervert is a pajeet

>NET
>ever moving
Pick one

Just buy and hold, retard. You aren't smarter than the market

based

Day trading is a meme and people lie about p/l

my cash covered puts won't be excised on robinhood, they just buy them back?

i thought he was russian

>McDonalds cops

Wtf do Americans really?

This is what worries me. He almost always gets it wrong even when the odds look in favor of him.

Can i see your all time portfolio? You seem to have extraordinarily bad timing.

Lmao

is this pasta?

This door breaching was brought to you by mcdonalds~

good news SQQQ bros, seems like baggie is lying being short

Am I able to still get on the WKHS train I bought in on DPHC and loving it

Does anyone have advice regarding...the Jews?

Hey fren how did you get so good at TA? I want to do what you're doing.

*MCCONNELL SAYS IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR ANOTHER AID PACKAGE

FUCK YOU HTBX SHILL
>fucking piece of shit faggot htbx shill
FUCK YOU HTBX SHILL
>fucking piece of shit faggot htbx shill
FUCK YOU HTBX SHILL
>fucking piece of shit faggot htbx shill
FUCK YOU HTBX SHILL
>fucking piece of shit faggot htbx shill
FUCK YOU HTBX SHILL
>fucking piece of shit faggot htbx shill
FUCK YOU HTBX SHILL
>fucking piece of shit faggot htbx shill

Stained my perfectly performing chadfolio. Show yourself scumbag cunt

oh ho ho ho ho

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thank you fren

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i'd say that's about as baked in a possible. When the fuck has mitch ever been enthusiastic about the idea of letting poor have scraps

just stare at the lines all day

Are you seeking some solution to a question?

be friends with them but only on the outside, on the inside be thinking “i will fuck your jewish daughter and convert her to catholicism”

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reminder if youre not all in on gamestop youre not white

many white males working there you cant lose with this company

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Lmfao get rekt

McConnell says it's happening one day, then it's not hte next. He just alternates between both

I like to wait until I can see a trend forming even for longer term buys. If you’re 10-year plus buy and hold then don’t worry about it. Just don’t prematurely shoot your wad and run out of cash if it dips further.

TA is a meme.

Dummy. You never quit your job, you never let yourself think you're gonna make it.

>HTBX

your own fault for buying any penny stock

BIG RED DIDLOS BEFORE CLOSE AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Honestly, it seems to involve a lot of pattern recognition to me from what he posts.

merchant of venice pilled

I want to add that I don’t think it’s ever a good idea to buy on Friday, although that’s not a hard rule for me I’ve just gotten burned before.

My brain is telling me to sell but my heart is telling me monday will be blood red

KOS back down to penny levels lmao holy fugg

we hold through the weekend brother. Big red fuckin dildo on monday so fuckin big ahhhhhhhhh