where to sell sirs
Where to sell sirs
Sell? No you must mean where to buy sirs.
1 million rupees EOY praise vishnu
this, sirs prepare for the moon mission my whole village will live very rich
you sell it at the mumbai market rankeesh
you better not sell bloody basterd benchod
You never sell, you bastard!!! dog bitch
Is this the new retarded shill?
dirty chutya why u sell ?
fuck u son of basterd bich bloody fudder benchod
Sorry you didn't fill your bags in time OP, you're ngmi.
No fucking sell, if you thinks scam hi? Fucking bitch fucker
I have 50k and am panicking I won't make it.
Motherfucking dog basterd just HODL
Uniswap sirs. I will grab your balls.
OP face the court!!!!!!
holy shit are we really back to .16 or is blockfolio being gay
Nah we're still at $0.09.
I wish I had 50k
I could barely afford 20k
Fuckkkkkkkk.... bro’s I am freaking out like a total bitch man. I messed up Big time. I was at my buddy Dan’s mom’s house after skating this gnarly 8-set in February, and I saw a bottle of pills laying there.
I messed up bro’s. I put them in my pocket. This morning I got a call from the Kleros court clerk. Apparently I have a Kleros warrant out for my arrest.
What should I do? I’m worried sick. I can’t eat. They said I could face up to 36 months in Kleros jail in Mumbai. Has anyone gone to Kleros court? If Dans mom drops the charges can I get out of this? Please give me any and all advice. I’m afraid, this Kleros judge seems pretty strict :/
Dude the Kleros Perp Retrieval Squad is going to show and black bag your ass if you don't get this shit sorted out right away.
DO NOT ignore it or try to stall for time or lay low hoping they'll drop the matter. Man up, get a good Kleros lawyer, and go to the courthouse and beg for clemency.
I have 60k sirs.. I panic too
Ur fukd mate
when did you enter into a kleros contract with dan’s mom?
Why the fuck would anyone ever buy this token?
>crypto courts
>Crypto
>Courts
Lmao, try explaining this to anyone and you'll get laughed at. I couldn't read the white paper with a straight face.
We know you didn't read it or you'd realize it's not about being a literal court. It's arbitration for smart contracts that cannot be automated. If you knew how Ethereum or Chainlink worked you'd have understood this by now.
sir he is from fudding department we need to accumulating more cheap pnks
No sirs you can't sell yet it drop the price if the you price sell now, need moon first sir!
dear apologies sir, selling not implemented yet
Ok, stay calm. There’s a few things you are going to want to know before your day in Kleros court. It’s an intimidating process, but it is made much easier if you have the help of someone like me who has been through the system. Naturally, you’ll have to fly out to India for the actual trial. This will be at your own cost, but if you win the case you’ll get a free curry at the courthouse restaurant, so there is an element of fairness built into the system in this way. When you show up you’re going to be given a seat at the top of the courtroom. There will be 10 jurors drawn from the finest colleges in India. They will occasionally pelt you with whatever bits of trash, shit, and detritus they picked up off the road on the way to the trial, but this is a test, and if you pass it it actually bodes well for the outcome of the trial. Your lawyer will be assigned to you, and you’ll need to give him about 200 PNK not to throw the case. The jury will also need to be given about 10 PNK each. This will ease the process considerably and will likely swing it in your favour, unless the other party pays them more, in which case you’ll need a bit of luck and some quick thinking. You’d better hope that the trial is over within the day, because you’re going to be kept in a cell overnight otherwise, even if you are only there to settle a contractual dispute with a painter who didn’t finish your living room or a graphic designer who messed up your company logo. The cells are a nightmare, and you’ll need about 250 more PNK to pay to sleep in the non-designated shitting cells, which constitute pretty much every cell anyway. All going well you won’t need to do this. The actual trial should be over fairly quickly, and they’ll let you go if you’re in the right. If they rule against you, you’ll be sent to Kleros jail.
You’d better have kept some PNK to bribe the guards, or you’ll be there for a while. I was lucky to have won my case, so I didn’t have to face that particular ordeal, but it’s a fairly dismal place. Anyway, the winner of the case is carried out of the courthouse and they have a parade on the streets. The loser has cowshit thrown at him as he is escorted to jail. All in all the process shouldn’t set you back too much.
Yes good sir. Buy high, sell low is legal. You no need go Kleros court you do that, sir.
YOU sell mak you dumb dog bitch fucker you hold sir
Praise Modi