What advice would you give your 18 year old self?

What advice would you give your 18 year old self?

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Stop watching porn and don't start weed
Listen to your emotions
Work harder

Don't be a schizo weirdo freak and for the love of god don't prematurely sell all your LINK in 3 years

>you/I should've bought BTC sub $100...

fuck more black bitches

>Telling yourself about Bitcoin 20x and not Antshares 100000x

ngmi

Well, the advice would be to stop smoking all the weed and instead use it to fuck bitches. I could have fucked stoner bitches all day, but instead of this I smoked all day, fml

These plus:
Buy bitcoin
Buy a car
Go to school somewhere else
Relax and have more fun

never invest in meme coins
never start browsing Zig Forums
no computer games
dont fall for the engineering meme

>dont fall for the engineering meme
Oh shit why not?

expose yourself to people you want to be like
do at least 1-sport regularly
explore more
take more risks
travel as much as possible
don't go to university unless u need a degree for the field you chose
take psychedelics

does she do porn?

You have no clue about the doors you will open, the poon you will slay, and the money you will make if you please lose the weight first.

Nothing because I know I wouldn't listen to me.

>be18
>pudgy balding droopy face old man comes up to you at random.
>says he is you from the future
>here is some shit you need to do
If you wouldn't assume this fool was some fag trolling for college cock and beat his ass before he could go into his big gay speech you are NGMI.

how old are you now?

they probably chose a shit tier eng field (materials, civil) or a field that sends them into exile from their city (chem, bio). Also if you get trash grades, a job isn't guaranteed

t. ECE / Software master race

Stay the fuck off /biz

>Do it

When I was tempted with the question whether or not to swipe stacy's socks she stuffed in her gym shoes after the fitness test

Don't just blindly listen to your parents. This goes for finance, life choices, mental health

If you want to party, take a year or two off from school and travel to get it out of your system

Only go to uni when you are ready to focus 100% on school work and dgaf about the other distractions

Why? This is the place I come to learn about crypto

Become an electrician.

Break up with your girlfriend and bang all her friends.

Switch to CS asap. Stop hesitating and go all in BTC.

sex a meme, focus on making money and networking, then find a nice waifu once you're rich.

Besides the obvious don't sell your bitcoin/link...
>Join the military straight out of high school.
>Don't date the girl you met on Zig Forums.

Would've made my twenties alot less terrible.

Assuming it's Jan 2013. Buy as much Bitcoin as possible, go all in Dogecoin when it comes out and sell @ 200sats, go all in monero and ethereum, get over your social anxiety, install tinder and slay all the prime teenage pussy you desire

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Fuck all the girls who want your dick. Don't go to school for psychology. Stop playing video games like a retard and save your money.

99% of jobs are dogshit. Find that 1% and chase them. The same is true of ideas, experiences, opportunities, everything. Spend a lot of time finding that 1% and then go big.

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then where would you buy chainlink?

>have sex

Read read read books, go to the gym, eat healthy and meditate.

Don't spend money on expensive clothing, cigarettes, alcohol, partying and chasing pussy.

Don't waste time on family and friends because they are not going to pay your bills and will disappoint you in the long run.

The only thing important is working towards total independence for you and your children.

oddly i think i grew a lot by making wrong decisions and mistakes

one more advice i'd give myself would be to not be afraid to make mistakes

and to view mistakes as a learning opportunity, not a failure

to look forward to mistakes, to WANT mistakes, because mistakes = learning opportunity

You've already fucked up completely, next 10 years aren't any better so you might as well just kill yourself

Avoid army like a plague
Fun years but a waste of time

Buy BTC. The new rig can wait, you shit for brains.

I would tell him nothing because I know nothing would convince an 18 yo otherwise

True that true that.

Youre 18 dont sacrifice your entire social life for this dumb bitch
Buy as many linkies as humanly possible
Thats about it bro

>Buy link
>Don't watch porn and hentai

Okay faggot, don’t get tattoos, don’t be a total fuck boy, buy bitcoin instead of weed, you’re already at art school so whatever but switch your major from graphic design to UX, don’t take too much LSD, there’s this virus coming eventually, short everything March 2020 and put all of your money into Tupperware stock.

Have sex.

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