/smg/ - Stock Market General

ground beef sandwich edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hamburger

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
stocktwits.com
finscreener.com

>Screeners:
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tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com


>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com
tradingeconomics.com

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It was a fire hazard.

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Yeah I did that and thanks to last weeks rout literally somehow the worst and fastest since god damn dotcom bubble I'm down $6k. How do I get it back?

ORACLE GETS TIKTOK
ORACLE GETS TIKTOK
ORACLE GETS TIKTOK
ORACLE GETS TIKTOK
HOLY SHIT ITS OVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BILL GATES PEDO ANTIFA FAGS BTFO'D

First for I'm keeping this trip until GME is bankrupt

Domp eet

holy fuk it's true

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>Oracle might own TikTok
>check Oracle stock
>straight crabbing for a year, only a slight dip during March lows
What a sad stock, who would even own this

Sorry sir, the color is green.

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filtered ;)

Trump still has to approve it.

If you don’t understand the market pull out and learn. Never guess.

Why the fuck are futures pumping. Is this another bulltrap before the DOOOOMPPP? Chart looks almost exactly like march crash. Shit might be totally fucked this week boys. Hope u got puts

do we buy ORCL or FSLY?

:-*

MSFT is going to crash so fucking hard tomorrow

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Imagine wanting to wait 20 years to make it

That's not an answer. That's being a faggot and pretending you knew what would happen after the fact on an anonymous image board.

Anyone else really bullish on Uranium miners. Cameco looks ready to take off.

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Everyone outside of reddit and mainstream news is getting extremely weary about corona hoax. With everything coming out about them fudging the numbers by 99% at the outbreak and realizing the only people at risk are elderly and fat or have low t-cell counts the “pandemic” will be over sooner than later and the 24 karat golden bull run will commence.

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horse 28 eow cap this

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nothing will happen, zoomer

doomp eet

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If it goes into the 80s, I'm getting some for sure

By way of 40

kek

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MSFT and TikTok are two completely different companies and would not have fit anyways. MSFT also dumped back 4% the day or week after the announcement when it became clear that this wasn't really going to happen.

No.

I know a few of you guys have utz stock. Can you shill it to me? How high do you think it will go in a few years?

Brb buying fuckton of 9/18 195 puts.

futures ran out of stream bros it's over

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Same.

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VMWare, Google, Lam Research. The value-tech trifecta.

How the fuck

DEATH TO QQQ

Guess Oracle is going to start patent trolling Facebook for ripping off TikTok.

>We are at all time highs,so I find it hard to believe that the Fed will do much to stop it from going down a little. I don't think they WANT inflation, so if they don't need to pump the market, I don't think they will.
>Tech is obviously overvalued. I mean, ok, I get it, the future is going to need tech, but jesus christ, some of these companies are priced out for 20 years of growth. Retail investors don't pay attention to this, but I gotta think that the smart money is at least "thinking" about repositioning soon.
>No stimulus, so, people are not gonna be getting any free money put in the market. Seeing as how EVERYONE in America lives paycheck to paycheck, people might need to start cashing out their earnings.
This is just my common sense analysis. I'm not an expert, but it sure feels like it's not going to be going up like it has been the last few months. I mean, what would make it go up? I can only think of things that would pull it down.

Also, look at pic related. I have been seeing this picture floating around. It looks like SOMEONE is throwing out this propaganda that basically says
>You know normies, if the market crashes again, Trump will lose. Hint Hint.
Take that however you want.

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the Chinese can control them better, Microsoft is more powerful company involved in America's military.

you guys are forgetting how many zoomer options are pushing the stock up. it will hit $175 at open and close at $190

WHEW! THE QUALITY OF HEALTHCARE WORK CONDITIONS JUST WENT UP 10 FOLD AND DOWN 20 FOLD FOR THE PATIENTS!

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you never want to be too early to a party, and there's no reason to be bullish on nuclear energy right now given public sentiment no matter how much better they actually are than other energy sources.

I have plenty of savings. Hope everything crashes to pick up cheapies like I did in march.

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I agree fren. All indicators point to deep red coming. Mirroring march crash closely

>how many zoomer options are pushing the stock up.
retard

I sent the pic related to my gf and she thought it was funny. She's a nurse

DXY will melt faces

you guys remember when people were shilling SOLO when the horsie first took off? silly times we lived in

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>he doesn't know how tech options are still propping up tech

>CAT
>AMGN
>MSFT
>JPM
>V
>HD
>LMT
Name a better portfolio