I have hundreds of thousands of dollars and i cant flex on people i know in real life

go buy a rolex, some high end clothes and go to whole foods. all the bitches will be on your dick fren.

>I’m so rich with my hundreds of thousands of dollars

ngmi

>hundreds of thousands
come back when you can say "millions" at least

Calling ur redneck local patriots.

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>Hundreds of thousands of dollars
>Rich
Who’s going to tell him

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800k at 25... doubt you fags have as much

Jokes on you, no one would ever want my mom to lick their balls, much less pay for it.

if you have less than $3M you’re poor

real quiet now huh fags

The interest on six figures is poverty level

>i cant flex on people i know in real life
why, are they all richer than you or do you just not know anyone because you are a miserable autist?

yeah basically in the same boat
I just wish they understood how Safex could change commerce forever they just have to believe

>$800k

that is baby money

that’s not shit

hah, im 23 and already have -$20,000

That’s cute. Come back at 7 figures poorfag

Literally almost made that off of a $400 investment in xvg in 2017 lmao

21 year old stinky linky checking in, $2.9 mil

>parents are starting to wonder how I got the money to buy several used cars for my leisure to mess around with and a proper gaming pc and bolster my record collection and several fountain pens and convert to only wearing Ralph Lauren as much as possible and pay my own bills while buying my sister a macbook and my brother a PS5 pre-order and my father a nice watch for their birthdays despite being a student who works maybe 20 hours every two weeks as a waiter
>overheard them talking about auditing me yesterday and charging rent
>friends who get to know me too well realize my parents aren't loaded
>girls I date on tinder press me for details when they ask what I do and I respond "I work with Mergers and Acquisitions" and I don't know what to say other than "It's boring but easy"
What do I do bros? The "rich guy tipped me good" defense has gotten a little old. I feel the walls closing in.

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>only wearing ralph lauren
holy fucking shit man get some taste.

shop at todd snyder or mr.porter. ralph lauren purple label isn't that bad but the rest of their shit will literally make you look poor.

also pay rent, don't be a miser.
>implying this isn't a larper

Top kek if u really meme as Bateman to tinder whores