/smg/ - Stock Market General

greeeen beaaaan edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Wife Market
e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

last stupid dummies:

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which way is qqq going tmr

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>tfw bought QQQ at 283
The past week has been pain for me

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gpro to 2.01

i went all in on sqqq calls actually

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SOLO only has 64 M shares outstanding. I think it’s a good price for this company, that already has products, saftey passed, an assembly line, has big potential in Asian markets and has potential in niche markets.

BULLS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO COOOOOOOOOOM

BLOODY

Good job soon bros.

Feels real good.

BUY $ORCL or be poor forever.

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Doesn't look bullish, holdies will get punished again.

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what will my face be this week?

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futures are poomping boys. my msft and appl are going to make me fucking rich tmrw.

no.....

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0 EOY for not buying gamestop

All you retards who buy ORCL tomorrow morning are in for a fun ride this week

Immeasurably based.

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Can someone post the close up pic of the cat with the COOM green text?

>microbial life on Venus confirmed
Long on cloud cities

>Big Mac is literally $2000

>that fucking qqq call lmfaoooooooo

Who’s to say I don’t buy and sell tomorrow thus exiting the fun ride

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Based. Time to build our huwhite cloud city utopia on Venus.

hi

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long on spacex going to venus after mars

STOP GO UP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Imagine having sold your TQQQ in such an obvious bear trap

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>BUY $ORCL or be poor forever

This was posted by you, that’s how I know lmfao

Nobody cares. Those are from earth. They arrived during the Venera project because Soviets are stupid and didn't properly clean their probes.

WE GOT TOO COCKY BOBO BROS.

I'm going to be frank with you...

The stock market is so cool bros, it literally always goes up and is free money check my digits this will never fail or go down ever

no we are here

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potential mutated life forms on venus?

Down. Don’t buy puts instead buy call early in the morning. It will go green almost at the end of the day. But if you buy calls early morning means you bought at the bottom.

Stay safe. DYOR.

fucking russians

I know right? everyone knows that the bear trap happens right after all time highs when everyone thinks a new paradigm has begun.

>thinks a futures pump matters
were going to TANK tomorrow and when we do I'm going to post hard core interracial porn all over /smg/ until I get perma banned

+20% YTD

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My dick will be diamonds at the fed meeting this week lads

9/16 2:00 p.m.FOMC Meeting
Two-day meeting, September 15-16
Press Conference

One slip of papa Powell and the markets dump

9/17 Aggregate Reserves of Depository Institutions and the Monetary Base

Once we know how much the base has continued to dump the market will dump or rebound like a beast either way.

This next week is pivotal gents.

>I'm going to post hard core interracial porn
nah

kek

555

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Threadly reminder

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Why wait? Start now nigger lover cuck

Would be a sexy planet. Fuck sex dolls, how do I invest in Venus grown Russian women?

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heh

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futes are ripping a little too hard. getting nervous about the upper wing of my condor. fuck who am I kidding it's just gonna get faded all day just like last week

No idea. Mainly in cash. Wouldve been major btfod had i gone in on tqqq at $170ish.

>futas are ripping a little too hard
Uhhhh bro is your anus okay

I'm pretty sure racism isn't allowed on a blue board
say goodbye..

Tfw threw my life savings of $43000 at TECL when it was at $409...nah just kidding but that would suck big time

russian girls who live near china and have like 20% asian blood are the most attractive women on the planet

unfortunately they will probably suck your dry and take half your money

>condor
Why do condor in these conditions?

N

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>Futures only matters when it's in my favor
the cope

That would be nice
But I'm so fucking blackpilled.

that's all women user

can someone post the bought the dip guy and his arch nemesis

>he thinks a magic money printer is going to save him
did you get the news about Bloomberg donating 100+ million to Biden's campaign?

Soon you'll understand the severity of the situation..

I only stop doing condors/close out downside when the VIX is above 30.

Down days --> establish put spreads
Pump days --> establish call spreads

It has good for me for a while, took a little hit on that thursday 2 weeks ago but nothing too bad

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>I put a lot of money in
>but it's actually plugged up, so I can't put any more
>lolidk

Hopefully Trevor Milton (Nikola CEO) gets some jail time

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P

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So ORCL and NVDA?