Move in with girlfriend into her apartment

>move in with girlfriend into her apartment
>she expects me to pay half of the rent
>she always leaves drops of pee on the toiletseat and bathroom is a mess

wtf?

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>always leaves drops of pee on the toiletseat
bottle it

>he moved in with a w*man

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FPBP
>imagine not being attracted to your gf pee.
She’s just marking her territory, user :)

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hows the smell?

how the fuck do girls leave pee on the toiletseat... ur "gf" has a dick dude

sounds like your gf is a man user

Women shed like dogs

Checked and imagine

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Shit in the shower.

Nah my grandma always leaves piss on our toilet seat

Lick them user That’s hot ..

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he got trips OP, answer him

based and imagined

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Period blood too?

HOT

Bile.

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jeezy break up with that dumb whore

Mine does exactly the same. They told me girls would clean. They don't. And they pee on the seat

some women can be surprisingly unhygienic, which is unfortunate

My wife cleans but she’s a goblina. There are trade offs.

is ok op. just tell her you don't have it this month (even if you do) and then fuckher harder than any other man. She'll put up with it for a month or two so basically you get a couple months of free rent a year. Repeat every single year on a staggered basis so she doesn't catch on

Women over 400lbs have their vaginas enclosed in folds of fat and skin, and when they pee it channels through canals of flesh before reaching its state of lowest gravitational potential energy. Those channels don't always outlet above the bowl.

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gross

I never really understood dudes that think about their wives like this. Serious question why are you even married?

Do you still fuck her user ? How bad are we talking here post a pic ad an example.

There is nothing wrong with loving someone but being painfully aware they're not conventionally attractive.

pro tip its not a woman

You think you got it bad buddy? I pay all the rent and we need to order new bed sheets.

You're dating a man.

You just know.