/smg/ - Stock Market General

new week new crab
space edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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oops I spilled /sfg/ all over the /smg/ again haha my bad

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What will you be once you make it, user?

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Anyone have any news on CLIS? I thought it was suppose to announce something today.

Nobody knows who I am

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TSLA

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How do I short the spics who opened up shop across the street
Or at least short out their speakers
I actually can't believe some people unironically listen to something so repetitive and auto tuned.
It's fucking loud enough I can hear it in my shop with the doors closed.
Why did we let these people in again?

A farmer

Just bought 500 shares CLF. Time to go mining bois.

WHO ACTUALLY SOLD TSLA LMAO

What the actual fuck happens on a stock floor these days?

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play the same thing at the same volume but phase inverted

>get 3 (three) divvies tomorrow

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Red days are officially over. Daily reminder that after the initial drop the market literally didn't move at all until today when we gained. Bears get fucked once again.

it's actually a pretty interesting consideration for long bias swing trading. imagine just buying 100 shares at $6/5/4 per share and selling on the way up. it'll probably crab in that area over the next couple of months leading up to a likely rally that will reach new (relative to Q2) highs over the earnings hype for christmas/consoles. even if nothing fucking happens it'll probably go up just because of speculation alone.

There is literally no reason to buy a non-Apple smartphone.

>Can't afford it
Buy used.

>Obscure Android meme feature (this includes installing your own OS)
No.

duckdynastycore

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BOOOOM DITBOOM DIT
BOOOOM DITBOOM DIT
BOOOOM DITBOOM DIT
BOOOOM DITBOOM DIT

The same thing as before, a shut-in that just plays games and watches Chinese cartoons all day, but now no one will be able to bother me about it. It's gonna be great!

I will be myself in a black expensive suit along with weird sex fetishes behind the scenes that nobody will know about

>there is no reason not to use thing I like
>things I do not like are not arguments
lol itoddlers

a thousand lifetimes would never be long enough for me to accomplish everything I want to.

Do what the other user said or just blast your own music back at them until they get the hint
inb4 they don't get the hint and just keep doing it

Bought some LEAPS on AAPL during today’s low and so far I’m up a few hundred. How long do you guys usually set these for?

a NEET but one that lives in my own basement instead of my mother's basement.

blessed

Tomorrow. I hope you bought today.

>JPM is shocked, SHOCKED to learn that young traders "working" from home are less productive
Wtf guys, I thought it didn't matter?

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AHHHHHH!

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESLSLASLALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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imagine being a tesla bear

Do this: Unironically. You will have to get the timing right but it will cancel it out.

good music has quiet sections, you can't just fucking blast ITCOTCK and expect it to cover up angry spanish beating noises

the only answer is to rig up a mic and an amplifier, and blast inverted audio back at them, like a giant pair of noise cancelling headphones

an itinerant preacher and philanthropist

WHERE’S THAT RETARDED TRIPNIGGER WITH THE CHART

Why is SHLL shitting the bed so hard?? A day where most tech stocks are up 5-10% and this bitch is dumping -10%??? I thought this was a blue chip!!!

>my own basement
why not just build a ebic high-tech bunker? Or even cooler and launch your ass into space?

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>congratulations! you have received $30.00 from your divvies! would you like to enable DRiP for these?

How many of JPM's 'young traders' post in this shit general?

>he sold TSLA

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getting drunk today, big time

Whats drip?

Sorry to get all faggy but I just want to say that since I started trading in may ive almost doubled my 10k and couldn’t have done it without /smg/ nor would I have had the iron will to get through red days so thank you frens, were all gonna make it!

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what about the phase shift bro

Ahh ok, In been holding on to CLIS for a month and a half now I got 15,500 at 0.068 a while ago, what do you think it might jump to?

remember when everyone was saying "oh yeah it's definitely crashing on monday" and i said "see this is how i know it's going to pump on monday because everyone is so sure it's going to dump"?

yeah.

they are not confident enough to post they are just lurking and trying to steal ideas

A few, at least. You can't be a young trader for a corporation like that without being autistic

Shut it down, the non-frens are learning

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what are you drinking my love

I cracked open a blue moon tallboy to enjoy with some rats and peppers but I don't think I'm gonna get the tequila out
we will see

Okay Orochimaru.

MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN

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Help secure generational wealth for my family and do my best to help haiti gain infrasatructure

run smaart

Dammnit donnie where have you been? The last few weeks have been brutal