/smg/ - Stock Market General

trump stupid peter griffin fat man edition
>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Wife Market
e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Stupid Trumlets:

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finance.yahoo.com/news/nextera-energy-increases-financial-expectations-201500088.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Did you sell covered calls?

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>CLOSE EVERYTHING, SAVE LIVES GUYS!

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what to buy this week for long hold?

I feel that the people that make money and have success don't post here. I don't see why anyone would post winning moves to anyone else.

SHORT NKLA FOR INFINITE GAINS

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Feedback

no

>*nhentai*
WHAT THE FUCK was that

Theres plenty of success stories here. People who have already made it typically dont have the dopamine rush to show off their portfolio on a daily basis, also that would get old if its not new gains.

You know what's the difference between you and WSB redditors? Their TSLA calls printed them hundreds of thousands of dollars while you was shitposting on biz.

TRUMP 2020
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BIDEN IS A FUCKING FAGGGGOOOOTTTTTTT LMAOOOOOOOOOO DO YOU WANT THE STOCK MARKET TO FUCKING DIE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCHES?

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Who else got raped by HNCKF

LET THE NKLA HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NKLA HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NKLA HIT THE FLOOR
FLOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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The post that saved /smg/

You must be incredibly new. Many of us played TSLA and made good money on the run up doing it

Yea no shit we think Trump is gonna win and most of us like that
Where do you even think you are?

reminder that WKHS absolutely can go back to $16 as easily as it could get to $30

Can the samurai repump the market please?

Who else FOMOing into this one?
finance.yahoo.com/news/nextera-energy-increases-financial-expectations-201500088.html

Your daily reminder that if you are not 100% in tech, you will be left in the dust. The singularity is coming.

Nobody was successfully vaccinated for the 1918 Spanish Flu pandemic.

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There can't be any feedback on a market controlled by insiders. The best hope is insider information.

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are those the travis scott meals?

So is the whole banks reshuffling all their sheets thing over now? It was already priced in, or just not a problem at all? Or does it result in a crash in the coming days instead?
I demand to be told the future!

Fuck off fascist.

If you're not going to patiently arbitrage market irrationality why the fuck are you here?

what would a modern-day KotH look like assuming Mike Judge could still make it with no restrictions but updated for modern times?

Do you understand the gap between modern medicine and 1918 medicine? They didn't know what a "cytokine" was much less a cytokine storm

Why yes I do hold both TQQQ and SQQQ

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Yeah right, you must be incredibly new because the second most of Zig Forums make at least 3+ grand profits they start boasting like crazy.

Me

Every time one of you guys bust out that keyword, you make it sound more and more appealing.

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Trumps win looked almost certain already months ago when odds still were high, that was when the computer primary models based his land slide win. Those models are never wrong they were right trump vs. hillary too when trump's odds were like less than 15%

True

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see: they live among us.

masayoshi son is literally like if WSB owned a fucking japanese bank. i wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he YOLO'd literally billions of dollars lmao.

Although I'm doing a long hold so I suppose it doesnt matter. I should buy in more tomorrow

>everything I don't like is fascism
the whiny and violent left has done more to push me towards unironic fascism in 4 years than Zig Forums did in 8, if everything is fascism why not go all in?

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It erased the $100 loss I had from GME

www.nytimes.com/2020/02/13/business/tesla-sec-subpoena.amp.html

Bobby dabbles in cross-dressing (as a joke).
Luanne starts an Onlyfans.
Peggy learns about the Clinton hit list.
Hank and the boys start an anti-BLM militia.

How do I profit off this?

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if over the next decade the left unironically creates the next actually powerful nazi movement through the sheer force of them being a bunch of faggots im gonna laugh so fucking hard dude.

You should all in on Communism Inc. ($MARX), bro.

I have received very good information before. If I knew how to find the ultra volatile options I would be trading them.

correct, this general is a containment for braindead tripfags, newfags from reddit that rotate in when they want the "next big scoop" and stocktwits idiots who come to shill pure retardation.

Personally? I come to OOOO and AAAAA for fun and to spread misinformation.

I don't post much except to tell someone what they're planning is retarded and not to do it, but it's too much work watching every Twitter, every source of news, every event, so I just use /smg/'s autism to my advantage. I very, very rarely invest in any of the stocks discussed on /smg/ but I got in on WKHS when it was at $4 thanks to the one user shilling it.

>GME
>loss
did you buy over $8 or something? It's back at $7

how did this meme become reality

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>What is the age of consent in space?
Someone is going to be the neo-Jeffrey Epstein.

>god dang it peggy that boy spends all day in his room in his underwear donating his allowance to something called a pokeman. I just dont know any more back then if we liked a girl we'd go up to her and ask her out to a date. Now all these kids do is give their money to these E girls. Peggy please tell me you're buying our boy onions

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All in on Snowflake. Dumb idea?

I understand this is a place for containment. Where have the breakthrough anons traveled to? This used to be a place to freely trade useful information to build one another up.

Unironically, should I sell my 10k I’m crypto on next pump and just throw everything on QQQ or s&p 500

Depends what your plan is

>Personally? I come to OOOO and AAAAA for fun and to spread misinformation.
based. i mostly post to shit on retard plebs that think they understand things.

expect a lot of 000OOOO and AAAAAAAA posting

Sell the moment it starts dropping significantly.

i need more. MORE. god i miss that show... seems like a lifetime ago...