I JUST REALIZED YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST. THIS IS INCREDBILE!! THANK YOU FOR SHILLING CHAINLINK A COUPLE YEARS AGO. MY LIFE IS AWESOME.
But seriously who tf kind of people are you? Would I recognize you if I saw you? Would you be wearing Klan Member memorabilia? I'm an electrical engineering student. I also work full time. My life actually sucks, but, Chainlink is the light at the end of my dark tunnel.
You might recognize my pee pee and my poo poo
A-user.. -I
You might recognize us by the smell. All us linkies are stinkies.
Electrical Engineering student here. We could be in the same class user.
my lord..
They're satanists
>But seriously who tf kind of people are you
I'm a retard
You can recognize me by the dark bags under my eyes, unkempt hair, my ripped gymcel physique and the twitching from caffeine overstimulation
im a normal guy who got lucky. i checked out block chain because of censorship and had heard you could host from the block chain. stumbled into link and that was it.
Im a Swipe hodler
You might mistake me for this guy
I'm your Dad, Clean your room son, its smells like a gay bar in the 70's
>its smells like a gay bar in the 70's
Well, you would know
>But seriously who tf kind of people are you? Would I recognize you if I saw you?
Nah man you wouldn't. Outside this place I act like a normie redditor to fit in. But in here I can be the person I really am. No consequences.
I'm actually doing maths rn, have consumed 1000mg of caffeine cumulatively today. I have already drank a gallon of water. A syringe of adrenaline would be better for my kidneys.
checked
I am browsing Zig Forums, drinking coffee, putting off building a website for my slave masters
Basically mashing F5 hoping I can call in and quit
Any time now right?
You would never in a million years be able to guess I am one of you, right up until I open my mouth. I am the most socially inept person I know.
For that I am taking another 30 minute break to make a coffee too which I shall be paid in full
i just got back from doing electrical work..
on my lambo, on my yacht. in the future.
Are you the 6'4" chad that worked at the grocery store with me? Always shy, was fired as a swim suit model, never had any luck the wymyns because of shyness, but just recently discovered bumbl existed and it somehow made small incremints to your low self esteem even though you didn't have the courage to go out with anyone?
>building a website for my slave masters
Other worldly reminder that Front end is absolute garbage.
you're doing great, don't worry :)
Blessed is thee. You have superior levels of wisdom to guide you.
But it pays the bills that your shitcoins doesn’t.
same.same.
is drinking lots of coffe and whater bad for kidneys? it makes me thirsty but i thought i could just drink tons of water and be fine = (
CIA.
Back end chad here my bills get paid too.
I am not 6'4", and I wouldn't say I am shy, it's more along the lines of: I can't ever follow the conversations people are having, or what mood they are in. I say what I think is a logical reaction to their words and they get offended.
You wouldn't recognize me. I only wear $5 for 3-kind of shirts and worn out jeans. On special occasions I don a nice watch, but I doubt you'd be around for those. I also don't drive an expensive meme car. The only way we'd ever get to know each other is by making shitposts on this faggot board.
DO NOT LEARN TO CODE IT IS A MEME
>seriously
Well user.. I had an uncle that drank 3 2liters of cocacola a day. he had 17 kidney stones in about a year.
I have been drinking shit loads of water for about 4 years, and have been consuming this much caffeine 5 days a week, with two days of rest. I haven't had any pains yet, nothing abnormal. It is harder on the kidneys, but if you don't supplement the drug with fluids you're asking for it. Just be smart. I read that caffeine can decrease your risk of kidney stones, as you're forcing your body to dump a lot of fluids. Just supplement the fluids you've lost. I'm my own test subject. I'm fine for now. I had blood work two years ago and they said my liver and kidneys were fine.
ty fren
No way im in the CIA too, we might be in the same office right now
ty fren, you too
Back end chads just keep on winning.
Do you guys just convince you superiors this place is a threat so you can browse here all day too?
Forever. Until we leave our final shitpost.
Fucking checked, I like your style
But i need to make a my unity fishing game
That's gonna be a long time from now. I love you niggers.
I love you nigger.