I'm gonna be a Dad, I have no skills

double suicide

Read books. Watch YT vids. Find some wise boomer. No one is ever prepared to parent.

Learn to have patience. Learn what it means sacrifice. You will have many failures and many triumphs. Reflect on the shortcomings of your own childhood and what you would change - don't go in the completely opposite direction, but try to balance out discipline with "letting it go". You'll get used to the pace of things then the child will reach another milestone - you will learn to adapt and change with this.

dump everything you have into STA now and hope for the fucking best

wish y'all well

Just think about all those skills you don't have and try to build them on the most fundamental level. Everything your dad didn't teach you that you wish he did is now what you need to learn and teach your child. Even if it's just work ethic, principles, and follow through or whatever shit successful people talk about.
Essentially, get your shit together because you will soon have another soul relying on you. I apologize if this is not descriptive enough.

I have 5k XRP from 2017 haha I don't expect it to moon but it'd be nice

You both will be fantastic, loving and caring parents. Don’t worry, embrace it.
Having a child is the best investment a man could possibly have done. Congratulations

Kick da baby

You don't need any skills. Your primordial instricts will kick in and you will have urges to protect and feed your offspring

For example, soon after your GF gives birth, your boobs will grow big and you will start producing milk. You can milk yourself and prepare delicious milkshakes for your little critter to feast on. You need 3/5 man-milk, 1/5 ice cream, 1/5 berries or a banana. Blend or smash with your hands for a few minutes.

You might also feel the urge to buy a sandbox for them to do their needs. I advise against this strong natural ancient instinct. Instead, buy them lots of nappies and try to potty train as they grow stronger.

This will get you through the first years. When your spawn grows old enough to learn how to hunt and kill their own prey (6 years old), you can give them an ipad with minecraft and fortnite, and be done with all parental skills forever. Watching pewdapoy kill keep them occupied until they turn 25.

i dont care about you but i do care about an innocent child. just buy XRP now and dont touch it til it hits $100 in the next 12-18 months

Buy 2 sets of kneepads

Youre unironically going to make it in two months

Leave her and check back in when is potty trained

I think I'm a good human being, so is my gf. I'm not worried about the personal aspect of it so much as the money part. I work in a factory because the field I was working in before making decent money (live entertainment) has been destroyed by covid. What can I do to make money? I have a BA but its in something retarded. Is there any MA I could get to get good money or should I just become a cop or something?

If possible, have the GF stay home to nurture the child until school age. The first 5-7 years are absolutely critical for the child to have a chance at not being fubar'd.

Suck those painful milkers if ya'll breastfeed. Mommy milk is the best. Make sure to leave some for the child.

we both want to homeschool, which means I need to make even more money

this

lmao

good luck user

Depends on your location. I never had much money through raising two children. I would absolutely avoid cop with this shitty climate. Not sure on your live entertainment deal, but you'll likely need to learn how to create multiple streams of income. Amazon drop shipping. Youtube channel. Etsy - depends on your interest, talent and drive. Fortunately, we still have opportunity for those willing to find a niche and fill it.

I have no degree, but some aptitude with IT, so I've done hat for 20 years. Learn to network and keep at it. In hindsight, the connections are more important then being the best at anything. What degree do you have?

god why do worthless pieces of shit always have the most children. one more retarded child that will rely on government support it’s whole life. do the world a favor and kys before you have any more bastards.

1. Mortgage house
2. Purchase Ethereum
3. Wait

I got a degree in film lol I lucked out and got a job working as a grunt in a live audio company but they went out of business. I think I would excel as a YouTube personality but I'm pretty right wing so they'd probably demonetize me

Ahh I getcha. I wasn't implying you're not a good person. Maybe go to a vocational school for a trade? Welding, electrician, or some other tradie job. Best of luck to you and your family, user.

Love the helpful attitude. Not sure who you're hanging around to have such a horrible perception of things.

Note on most people nowadays-They are narcissistic af and to be avoided at all costs. Whiny, bitchy, no help opportunistic fuck faces. It's a pain in the ass to weed out these assholes from genuine people. Well, not so hard now.

are you going to train the child to be a ninja

Prime that shit for alt tech - bitchute, etc. It's a growing audience. Grow that online presence. Subscribe star and the likes can get you a paid. If you make genuine content - people will follow. The masses that give a shit really crave that shit when mass media, sports, EVERYTHING shoves that shit down their throats.

If a faggot like styxhexenhammer can do it - you can too. You'll see even more spikes in audience after the election, but get on it now while the news it spicy with wonderful content.

Make babies anyway